Strangest thing you found/keep in your wallet.

Jet Black

So was just cleaning out the crap from my wallet and found a phone number on piece of a beer mat. It looks like its been there a while and the number is not in my phone. Looks like a wasted opportunity:(
After other nights Ive found other peoples credit cards and pps cards.

Dont really keep anything weird but Im sure the folks her in AH will have a few strange items:D

minxie

Cash

FearDark

A jonny covered in cobwebs.

My name is URL

A piece of lucky hay/straw which is supposed to bring good fortune

I'm broke

fcuk you selective christianity

Borneo Fnctn

A small copy of the geological timescale because I'm a nerd.

El Guapo!

An expired student card from 2 years ago when I was an apprentice and done part of my apprenticeship in cork. Still use it to get into the cinema for student prices :cool:

NotMe

Nothing strange really. I have some useless stuff though. A library card that I haven't used in about 10 years. A HSE drugs payment scheme card that I've never used or even know what it's for. And an AIB bank card from a student account I opened 8 years ago that has €20 in it (+interest :eek: ) but I don't know the pin number.

Captain-America

Why not ring it? It could be the dry cleaning you forgot to collect.

Dartz

A Romany's right hand.

Cought the little bugger in the act with his hand on my wallet. I nearly broke the ***** wrist.

entropi

Money, more than a 20...:pac:

I do also keep 2x 5c pieces and a 10c piece at all times incase i need em for a busfare:P

staker

Found a safe pass card for a site in holland in mine last month.
Worked there 10 years ago:o

Abi

Mask wrote: »

After other nights Ive found other peoples credit cards and pps cards.

:eek: yore a thief!

El Guapo!

Dartz wrote: »

A Romany's right hand.

Cought the little bugger in the act with his hand on my wallet. I nearly broke the ***** wrist.

Ill see your Romanys hand and raise you a midgets arm :cool:

dancingqueen

I found a micro SD card that I thought I'd lost... I'd bought another one too to replace it. In a shop one day, "oh what's this?" I went menthol. (sp intended)

AnonoBoy

A home-starter stem cell research pack.

When the hell am I going to use that?

Galvasean

A piece of paper saying:

"I.O.U. €50
-Dad"

*Kol*

Fluff that looks like it came out of a belly button?

JerryHandbag

A small crumpled magazine cutting of Mick Jaggers wrinkly head. Dont ask.

Carsinian Thau

An advertising sticker for the 2007 NUIG musical society production.

A good friend of mine played the lead and gave me one of the stickers. I put it in my wallet and it's still there.

It has kinda fused with my wallet though so I'm not sure if I even could remove it.:rolleyes:

easyeason3

Thanks OP I just looked in my wallet & found a parking fine I forgot to pay so I'll have to hotfoot it to the council offices to pay it before I get a summons.

Traffic Wardens :mad:

Lollipops23

i used to carry antihistamines around in my purse in case i got caught short(im very very very allergic to animals with fur)...really should start doing that again!

Ross_Mahon

A Monopoly credit card mixed in with all the others, Stole it from someones electronic banking Monopoly board game?

CreepingDeath

An NRA shooting range membership card.

Actually it's a non-membership card... meaning it's a sort of visitors pass.

Jesus Juice

Moths.

Tar.Aldarion

I have an awesome green stone, looks pretty cool.

DavyD_83

I used to have a polaroid of my own ass. Was no good reason for it, obviously. But i always forgot, and it was visible when i opened my wallet in a lil transparent bit.

anniehoo

JerryHandbag wrote: »

A small crumpled magazine cutting of Mick Jaggers wrinkly head. Dont ask.

I have to ask sorry...Mick Jagger..why????

Armin_Tamzarian

I carry around a picture of a lingerie model that I cut out of a magazine.
When I'm chatting up women I show it to them and pretend that it's a picture of my dead fiancé.

oldyouth

Always have at least 1 Xanex tablet...........long story

dazberry

A few cinema ticket stubs - the oldest being from 16/07/1999 and was from Star Wars Episode 1, a Dublin to Rome boarding pass stub from Sep 2005, and a ticket from a Florence bus (also 2005).

Transferred to a new wallet a month ago, after the clearout the only oddness (relative speaking) is a few guitar picks...

D.

beertons

I found an old 20p coin and a razor blade. The money would have been used to make an emergency phone call, back in the day. Not sure bout the razor blade

glanman

JerryHandbag wrote: »

A small crumpled magazine cutting of Mick Jaggers wrinkly head. Dont ask.

My friend has a photo of the quenn from an in flight magazine to charloi airport in the see thru bit

glanman

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

I carry around a picture of a lingerie model that I cut out of a magazine.
When I'm chatting up women I show it to them and pretend that it's a picture of my dead fiancé.

Someone is a Seinfeld watcher I think...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bizarro_Jerry

"George uses a picture of Jillian (model) to get into the "forbidden city", a club of attractive women and models, by saying that Jillian is his late fiancee Susan."

spunkydmonkey

10 rubals. A present from my mate when he went to russia years ago ... and looking back now, what a crappy gift! :P

Vain

beertons wrote: »

Not sure bout the razor blade

Either drugs or robbing someone:pac:

JerryHandbag

anniehoo wrote: »

I have to ask sorry...Mick Jagger..why????

Hehe dont worry I dont fancy him or anything...what with him being the wrong gender an all......it was a drunk nite out, and someone gave it to me....and it stayed in my wallet for years.....YEARS!!! It was just the face he was pulling on it that made me laugh....oh well

Alias G

One rohypnol and one viagra.

Maddison

my OH has the bellybutton clamp from when our son was born in his wallet, he also keeps the visitors card from the Rotunda, our son is now almost 6. Me.....................I dont know why I carry a wallet.....THERES NEVER ANYTHING IN THE FOOKING THING!!

WanderlustQueen

About a year ago I found a random passport photo of a eastern-european looking guy on the ground in Prague. So I stuck it in my wallet for the laugh. I call him Pablo. Its still there, and since then I've collected 2 more, Mary and Lillian. Whenever I open my wallet, someone asks me 'ah who are those people?' And I always have to tell them that I don't actually know them...and they start to back away slowly....I've become obsessed with stranger's passport photos since and my mate and I have a competition to see who can collect the most...:pac:

admiralofthefleet

a receipt from a cafe in greece i got in 1999. dont know why i kept it this long

TPD

I have a metal loop which should be holding a spring on one of my sofas. Never going to fix it though.

Twee.

I have a finger puppet with a horse drawn on it. Could be handy...

[-0-]

A one dollar bill (US) given to me by the first American chick I layed back in '05.

Bec123

A cloister pokemon card. My friend randomly gave it to me one day, I put it in my wallet and it's been there ever since. It's a nice little reminder.

seanybiker

oldyouth wrote: »

Always have at least 1 Xanex tablet...........long story

4 for me. To be sure.

Rented Mule

Seven dollars Canadian.

A five and two dollar note.

LouOB

Magic beans and IOU from Irish Government

TwoShedsJackson

Someone left their wallet where I work a few years back. When we went through it looking for ID so we could ring the guy and get him to collect it, we found a business card from Combat 18 (the English fascist scumbags), on which someone had handwritten that he was a queer etc. etc. and was going to get what was coming to him blah blah.

Whether he was the recipient of this or was going to give it to someone else we did not know, he was your normal-looking totally mild mannered guy when he came in to get the wallet.

Rented Mule

LouOB wrote: »

Magic beans and IOU from Irish Government

That cow only had three legs anyways.

Quit yer bitchin'

KTRIC

[-0-] wrote: »

A one dollar bill (US) given to me by the first American chick I layed back in '05.

I have a $500 dollar bill from the first American chick I banged, I was that good

niamhy84

probably a cocktail sausage...good friends i have:)