I just witnessed a Nobbery

OldGoat · 11-06-2009 01:36PM

Butterfly baby wrote: »

In the city centre, I don't want to be specific because it's where I live. I really hope the camera footage get's on the news tonight as one of those "Let's all laugh at these twats" stories.

Stalker Note #0273: Watch the news tonight.

SuperGrover · 11-06-2009 01:38PM

kaimera wrote: »

only in ireland. retards.

really? this just doesn't happen anywhere else? are you sure?

kaimera · 11-06-2009 01:40PM

SuperGrover wrote: »

really? this just doesn't happen anywhere else? are you sure?

100% sure yes

Butterfly baby · 11-06-2009 01:48PM

OldGoat wrote: »

Stalker Note #0273: Watch the news tonight.

I'll be the hottie with the long black hair holding the litre of milk

Relevant · 11-06-2009 01:49PM

T-K-O wrote: »

You mean to tell me you stood there while everyone else what ****ting bricks and you did nothing, why didnt you disarm them ?

Pussy.

Had they been Indian/Pakistani the op would have gone to town on them!

D-A-V-E · 11-06-2009 01:54PM

Butterfly baby wrote: »

In the city centre, I don't want to be specific because it's where I live.

Which city centre?

OldGoat · 11-06-2009 01:55PM

Just to back up a smartaleky comment I was going to make I googled "Witnessed a nobbery" and low & behold, as expected the Boards link is right there in top position.
Then the second link caught my eye.: www.gamespot.com/atari2600
Atari?!!? :eek:
Is this coincidence or shinannigans. What are the odds of an Atari link AND an AH link actually being linked by the words "witnessed a nobbery"?

I'm flabbergasted & hornswoggled & I've used the word link a lot in this post.

SuperGrover · 11-06-2009 01:58PM

kaimera wrote: »

100% sure yes

fair enough

AnonoBoy · 11-06-2009 01:58PM

D-A-V-E wrote: »

Which city centre?

There's only one city in Ireland. C'mon we all know the OP is talking about Kilkenny. :rolleyes:

monaghanbiffo · 11-06-2009 02:04PM

I heard it was The Citizen who put that piece of paper on the glass.....once again the scumbags are thwarted

syklops · 11-06-2009 02:10PM

Butterfly baby wrote: »

I will give a statement, I live next door to the shop and the shop keeper knows me so it won't be a hard stretch for them to knock on my door.

You have just told the 3 guys who attempted the robbery where you live,and that you intend to make a statement. In another post you describe what you look like.

You might want to edit your posts before you get an (un-)expected visitor or 3.

Thats my 2 cents.

OldGoat · 11-06-2009 02:12PM

Butterfly baby wrote: »

I'll be the hottie with the long black hair holding the litre of milk

Stalker Note #0274: Escalate Stalker Note #0273 to Priority Note #001 PDQ

HubbaHubbaHubba:D

Butterfly baby · 11-06-2009 02:12PM

Relevant wrote: »

Had they been Indian/Pakistani the op would have gone to town on them!

Oh my stalker...can't let it go can you? sorry mods but this is a form of harassment, he's following me around threads now and trying to drag them off topic to take cheap shots. Let it go! :rolleyes:

Relevant · 11-06-2009 02:15PM

Butterfly baby wrote: »

Oh my stalker...can't let it go can you? sorry mods but this is a form of harassment, he's following me around threads now and trying to drag them off topic to take cheap shots. Let it go! :rolleyes:

Report it if you want. "Following you around threads" Are you for real?

syklops · 11-06-2009 02:17PM

Relevant wrote: »

Report it if you want. "Following you around threads" Are you for real?

Relevant, you have posted on the same thread as me several times to day. I think your following me around. Are you stalking me?

[/sarcasm]

OldGoat · 11-06-2009 02:18PM

syklops wrote: »

You have just told the 3 guys who attempted the robbery where you live,and that you intend to make a statement. In another post you describe what you look like.

You might want to edit your posts before you get an (un-)expected visitor or 3.

Thats my 2 cents.

Now I imagine that the 3 lads already know where the location is as they were there already.
I would also assume that they know that anybody in the postoffice is likely to be a local. :rolleyes:
Next, they already know what the OP looks like, they have seen her already.
Finally one must assume again that everybody who was in the postoffice is a witness.

I think the OP is reasonably safe and need not worry.

Butterfly baby · 11-06-2009 02:18PM

syklops wrote: »

You have just told the 3 guys who attempted the robbery where you live,and that you intend to make a statement. In another post you describe what you look like.

You might want to edit your posts before you get an (un-)expected visitor or 3.

Thats my 2 cents.

I think you are giving them much more credit than they deserve, if they can't read a peice of paper I doubt they spend a lot of time on a keyboard

LouOB · 11-06-2009 02:19PM

Hold on there now just a tick

These were educated would be thieves - they could read!
Obviously they are not from city centre - probably Anglo Irish Bank trying to collect from government. Did the guy behind the glass look like a 'Brian'?

Saibh · 11-06-2009 02:20PM

Butterfly baby wrote: »

Oh my stalker...can't let it go can you? sorry mods but this is a form of harassment, he's following me around threads now and trying to drag them off topic to take cheap shots. Let it go! :rolleyes:

At least you have a stalker :pac:

Relevant · 11-06-2009 02:20PM

syklops wrote: »

Relevant, you have posted on the same thread as me several times to day. I think your following me around. Are you stalking me?

[/sarcasm]

Forget the following around threads.... it is the camera in your shower that you should be worried about

Butterfly baby · 11-06-2009 02:21PM

Relevant wrote: »

Report it if you want. "Following you around threads" Are you for real?

Look go away, I'm not intrested in interacting with you (ir)relevant :rolleyes:

AnonoBoy · 11-06-2009 02:23PM

I'm confused. Who am I stalking now?

syklops · 11-06-2009 02:24PM

OldGoat wrote: »

Now I imagine that the 3 lads already know where the location is as they were there already.

Well Duh!!

OldGoat wrote: »

I would also assume that they know that anybody in the postoffice is likely to be a local. :rolleyes:

I would not assume that as it was in the city centre.

OldGoat wrote: »

Next, they already know what the OP looks like, they have seen her already.
Finally one must assume again that everybody who was in the postoffice is a witness.

I think the OP is reasonably safe and need not worry

She has posted that she lives next door to the post office!!!!!

Do you not think that it is maybe a slightly stupid thing to do?

General Zod · 11-06-2009 02:25PM

You're stalking me, anonoboy. Did you not read the rota?

biko · 11-06-2009 02:25PM

The money should be there now

syklops · 11-06-2009 02:27PM

Butterfly baby wrote: »

I think you are giving them much more credit than they deserve, if they can't read a peice of paper I doubt they spend a lot of time on a keyboard

If they could not read the paper then can you explain:

Now everybody in the shop is ****ting bricks but then doesn't the guy behind the glass just point at the peice of paper stuck there and shrug

Did the guy behind the glass tell them there was no money? And if he just pointed, then how did they know there was no money if they cant read?

Relevant · 11-06-2009 02:30PM

syklops wrote: »

If they could not read the paper then can you explain:

Did the guy behind the glass tell them there was no money? And if he just pointed, then how did they know there was no money if they cant read?

Sign language

Saibh · 11-06-2009 02:30PM

Magnus wrote: »

The money should be there now

Now their chance - for the nobbers to upgrade to robbers

Spastafarian · 11-06-2009 02:35PM

I call bullshit on this whole affair.

syklops · 11-06-2009 02:38PM

Spastafarian wrote: »

I call bullshit on this whole affair.

+1

Sniff sniff.

I just witnessed a Nobbery

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