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I just witnessed a Nobbery

Butterfly baby

That's not a mispelling, right I went to collect my rent allowance and the post office I collect it at is at the back of a newsagents so when I went to queue there was a peice of paper stuck to the glass saying "No money until 2:15 pm" so fair enough I got out of the queue. I needed milk so grabbed some from the fridge and was paying at the shop counter when these 3 guys in motor bike helmets ran in stouting "NOBODY MOVE, NOBODY MOVE", one had a shotgun, one had a baseball bat and one just stood blocking the main door. So the one with the shotgun went straight to the door at the back that lets them into the post office part and pointed the gun at it and the one with the base ball bat started hitting the glass screaming at the guy behind it "OPEN THE ****ING DOOR!". Now everybody in the shop is ****ting bricks but then doesn't the guy behind the glass just point at the peice of paper stuck there and shrug. It was the most epically surreal moment I've ever seen, they just looked at each other and the guy with the bat said "****!" and they ran out the door. I really hope someone gets a copy of the security camera tapes and youTubes it

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OldGoat

Butterfly baby wrote: »

In the city centre, I don't want to be specific because it's where I live. I really hope the camera footage get's on the news tonight as one of those "Let's all laugh at these twats" stories.

Stalker Note #0273: Watch the news tonight.

SuperGrover

kaimera wrote: »

only in ireland. retards.

really? this just doesn't happen anywhere else? are you sure?

kaimera

SuperGrover wrote: »

really? this just doesn't happen anywhere else? are you sure?

100% sure yes

Butterfly baby

OldGoat wrote: »

Stalker Note #0273: Watch the news tonight.

I'll be the hottie with the long black hair holding the litre of milk

Relevant

T-K-O wrote: »

You mean to tell me you stood there while everyone else what ****ting bricks and you did nothing, why didnt you disarm them ?

Pussy.

Had they been Indian/Pakistani the op would have gone to town on them!

D-A-V-E

Butterfly baby wrote: »

In the city centre, I don't want to be specific because it's where I live.

Which city centre?

OldGoat

Just to back up a smartaleky comment I was going to make I googled "Witnessed a nobbery" and low & behold, as expected the Boards link is right there in top position.
Then the second link caught my eye.: www.gamespot.com/atari2600
Atari?!!? :eek:
Is this coincidence or shinannigans. What are the odds of an Atari link AND an AH link actually being linked by the words "witnessed a nobbery"?

I'm flabbergasted & hornswoggled & I've used the word link a lot in this post.

SuperGrover

kaimera wrote: »

100% sure yes

fair enough

AnonoBoy

D-A-V-E wrote: »

Which city centre?

There's only one city in Ireland. C'mon we all know the OP is talking about Kilkenny. :rolleyes:

monaghanbiffo

I heard it was The Citizen who put that piece of paper on the glass.....once again the scumbags are thwarted

syklops

Butterfly baby wrote: »

I will give a statement, I live next door to the shop and the shop keeper knows me so it won't be a hard stretch for them to knock on my door.

You have just told the 3 guys who attempted the robbery where you live,and that you intend to make a statement. In another post you describe what you look like.

You might want to edit your posts before you get an (un-)expected visitor or 3.

Thats my 2 cents.

OldGoat

Butterfly baby wrote: »

I'll be the hottie with the long black hair holding the litre of milk

Stalker Note #0274: Escalate Stalker Note #0273 to Priority Note #001 PDQ

HubbaHubbaHubba:D

Butterfly baby

Relevant wrote: »

Had they been Indian/Pakistani the op would have gone to town on them!

Oh my stalker...can't let it go can you? sorry mods but this is a form of harassment, he's following me around threads now and trying to drag them off topic to take cheap shots. Let it go! :rolleyes:

Relevant

Butterfly baby wrote: »

Oh my stalker...can't let it go can you? sorry mods but this is a form of harassment, he's following me around threads now and trying to drag them off topic to take cheap shots. Let it go! :rolleyes:

Report it if you want. "Following you around threads" Are you for real?

syklops

Relevant wrote: »

Report it if you want. "Following you around threads" Are you for real?

Relevant, you have posted on the same thread as me several times to day. I think your following me around. Are you stalking me?

[/sarcasm]

OldGoat

syklops wrote: »

You have just told the 3 guys who attempted the robbery where you live,and that you intend to make a statement. In another post you describe what you look like.

You might want to edit your posts before you get an (un-)expected visitor or 3.

Thats my 2 cents.

Now I imagine that the 3 lads already know where the location is as they were there already.
I would also assume that they know that anybody in the postoffice is likely to be a local. :rolleyes:
Next, they already know what the OP looks like, they have seen her already.
Finally one must assume again that everybody who was in the postoffice is a witness.

I think the OP is reasonably safe and need not worry.

Butterfly baby

syklops wrote: »

You have just told the 3 guys who attempted the robbery where you live,and that you intend to make a statement. In another post you describe what you look like.

You might want to edit your posts before you get an (un-)expected visitor or 3.

Thats my 2 cents.

I think you are giving them much more credit than they deserve, if they can't read a peice of paper I doubt they spend a lot of time on a keyboard

LouOB

Hold on there now just a tick

These were educated would be thieves - they could read!
Obviously they are not from city centre - probably Anglo Irish Bank trying to collect from government. Did the guy behind the glass look like a 'Brian'?

Saibh

Butterfly baby wrote: »

Oh my stalker...can't let it go can you? sorry mods but this is a form of harassment, he's following me around threads now and trying to drag them off topic to take cheap shots. Let it go! :rolleyes:

At least you have a stalker :pac:

Relevant

syklops wrote: »

Relevant, you have posted on the same thread as me several times to day. I think your following me around. Are you stalking me?

[/sarcasm]

Forget the following around threads.... it is the camera in your shower that you should be worried about

Butterfly baby

Relevant wrote: »

Report it if you want. "Following you around threads" Are you for real?

Look go away, I'm not intrested in interacting with you (ir)relevant :rolleyes:

AnonoBoy

I'm confused. Who am I stalking now?

syklops

OldGoat wrote: »

Now I imagine that the 3 lads already know where the location is as they were there already.

Well Duh!!

OldGoat wrote: »

I would also assume that they know that anybody in the postoffice is likely to be a local. :rolleyes:

I would not assume that as it was in the city centre.

OldGoat wrote: »

Next, they already know what the OP looks like, they have seen her already.
Finally one must assume again that everybody who was in the postoffice is a witness.

I think the OP is reasonably safe and need not worry

She has posted that she lives next door to the post office!!!!!

Do you not think that it is maybe a slightly stupid thing to do?

General Zod

You're stalking me, anonoboy. Did you not read the rota?

biko

The money should be there now

syklops

Butterfly baby wrote: »

I think you are giving them much more credit than they deserve, if they can't read a peice of paper I doubt they spend a lot of time on a keyboard

If they could not read the paper then can you explain:

Now everybody in the shop is ****ting bricks but then doesn't the guy behind the glass just point at the peice of paper stuck there and shrug

Did the guy behind the glass tell them there was no money? And if he just pointed, then how did they know there was no money if they cant read?

Relevant

syklops wrote: »

If they could not read the paper then can you explain:

Did the guy behind the glass tell them there was no money? And if he just pointed, then how did they know there was no money if they cant read?

Sign language

Saibh

Magnus wrote: »

The money should be there now

Now their chance - for the nobbers to upgrade to robbers

Spastafarian

I call bullshit on this whole affair.

syklops

Spastafarian wrote: »

I call bullshit on this whole affair.

+1

Sniff sniff.