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Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

Big worldwide announcemnt Immenint.

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  • #62
    JustAddWater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    ahara wrote: »
    The big announcement is that Aliens came to earth a while back wishing to help us earthlings by bringing us peace, love, harmony, renewable energy, etc. However, they made the mistake of landing first in France and in typical form the Frenchies were so ignorant to these visitors to their country that the aliens fecked off back to space again and are now building a deathstar to wipe us out.

    C'est la vie.



    It's bringing love! .... Break it's legs!

    http://www.jeboavatars.com/images/avatars/293222179066mrburns3.jpg


  • #63
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,585 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    .Bob wrote: »
    i want what you're smoking! :pac:

    Kind of makes the case for keeping it illegal.
    Butterfly baby wrote: »
    we all know frogs legs taste like chicken too...

    Maybe chicken tastes like frog.


  • #64
    positron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭positron


    Let me guess - Real french wemen never had p***c hair? Or their wine is infact cat piss?


  • #65
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    OP is referring to an announcement that will supposedly be made about UFOs by a "senior government official" in France. Was posted to the site allnewsweb and copied by other news sites (no large ones thankfully) who refused to care that there were no sources or names, and that allnewsweb is known for being very unreliable.


    I thought it might be a variation on the old "Pope to make an announcement..." joke....


  • #66
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Keyboard cat will become President of France


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  • #67
    Antar Bolaeisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    Clearly this canot be true as aliens only ever land in America and never bother with the rest of the world.

    Not that I don't like the idea of aliens though (there had better be life out there or else it's just a great big waste of space) but it would seem the entire universe has acieved superluminol velocities based on the amount of alien visitations our little planet gets.


  • #68
    Butterfly baby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭Butterfly baby


    Delboy was right and it is actually pronounced "Bon-jurno"...


  • #69
    Antar Bolaeisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    Overflow wrote: »
    This thread? Don't tell me you believe all this BS !!
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=60632807#post60632807

    Just had a look at that page, stopped reading after the first line:
    All News Web wrote:
    When I heard of the horrific Air France tragedy one of the first thoughts that came to my mind was the obvious 'Is there a UFO connection?


  • #70
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,585 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Butterfly baby wrote: »
    Delboy was right and it is actually pronounced "Bon-jurno"...

    That's actually Italian...keep digging


  • #71
    Fozzie Bear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭Fozzie Bear


    SouthKerry wrote: »
    Disregard my last thread, ive been told to hold my post for a few days, ican just say a few things here.
    1. Expect a big anouncment From the French Goverment in the next day or two, this anouncment will effect the way we view the universe. Im sorry i cant say anymore for now.

    M'kay......

    Southkerry is it? Aliens coming you say? French government? Indeed.......

    Now who do I know of from Kerry with the correct credentials to come up with this......

    Aha!!

    ex-padre_neil_horan.jpg

    Will you be dancing a jig down the Champs-Élysées to welcome our new Alien overlords?


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  • #72
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    SouthKerry wrote: »
    this anouncment will effect the way we view the universe. Im sorry i cant say anymore for now.
    SouthKerry wrote: »
    this is big folks and will change how we view the universe.

    Sounds like the French have invented a giant telescope!


  • #73
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,822 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Do you know it must really suck to start a thread, have it moved to a forum you're banned from and have people take the piss outta ya.
    Poor OP :D

    Then again when the aliens come he'll have the last laugh :pac:


  • #74
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    The French are starting a world war? That would be quite funny.


  • #75
    Nehaxak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭Nehaxak


    .


  • #76
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,299 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    K4t wrote: »
    The French are starting a world war? That would be quite funny.

    They might be bad, but they don't have a death wish.

    I bet they're turning on the LHC, or is that in Switzerland? 3/1 odds it explodes in their faces.


  • #77
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    The French have found aliens and are making an announcement because of it?

    Tenner bets they're surrendering


  • #78
    Reganio 2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,732 ✭✭✭Reganio 2


    THE ALIENS ARE COMING and taking our.... DVD Players?
    http://www.allnewsweb.com/page6636632.php


  • #79
    Nehaxak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭Nehaxak


    You can watch the impending invasion live here btw, well, not live, it updates every 5 seconds or so.

    http://www.tate.org.uk/space/webcam.htm

    I have it set at the moment to watching some of the UFO's to the top right and a few around the bottom right.

    I would also like to take this opportunity to welcome our new alien overlords and declare myself clearly with an open policy and view toward full social welfare benefits, our jobs and our women if they so require, no probs, work away lads...

    EDIT: ...and another one, this one is live from the ISS - doesn't broadcast all the time though...
    http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/isslivestream.asx


  • #80
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Remember when France surrendered when they were invaded by Germany during the second World War? Man, that **** never stops being funny.


  • #81
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    jester77 wrote: »
    I have it on good authority that they are going to... take the french out of fries!
    They'll have to conquer Belgium first!


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  • #82
    Butterfly baby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭Butterfly baby


    orestes wrote: »
    The French have found aliens and are making an announcement because of it?

    Tenner bets they're surrendering


    The aliens have found French people and are making an announcement because of it?

    Tenner bets they say "They taste like chicken"


  • #83
    getz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    Butterfly baby wrote: »
    The aliens have found French people and are making an announcement because of it?

    Tenner bets they say "They taste like chicken"
    frogs legs


  • #84
    MoominPapa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,106 ✭✭✭MoominPapa


    They've discovered the eight volume of Proust's À la recherche du temps perdu! Joy


  • #85
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    this from a country thats got an airport for UFO's?

    ...right... I always thought they were hiding something...

    - Drav!


  • #86
    monellia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 284 ✭✭monellia


    I've seen no reputable media outlets or government press make mention of this, so I'm willing to bet that either the information is completely unremarkable or the disclosure event wont even happen.


  • #87
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    monellia wrote: »
    I've seen no reputable media outlets or government press make mention of this, so I'm willing to bet that either the information is completely unremarkable or the disclosure event wont even happen.

    Surely they'ld only disclose such a thing if it were either
    a) perfectly safe and they were deemed to be completely benevolent / working with us for decades
    b) about to attack and they need everyone to grab the nearest pitchfork to defend the planet

    Anything in between and it would spook a small percentage of the population enough to go running to the hills.

    I'd say this rumour is either fake, or part of some evil marketing departments advertisement campaign... "prices which are out of this world"..


  • #88
    Banter Joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭Banter Joe


    They've discovered deodorant...


  • #89
    Antar Bolaeisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    this from a country thats got an airport for UFO's?

    ...right... I always thought they were hiding something...

    - Drav!

    I thought that was in some Middle Eastern Country?


  • #90
    getz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    i dont know how this fits in but this is true----france ,it is illegal to park a flying saucer in any french vineyard


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  • #91
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    I would like on behalf of After Hours, say to our Alien friends Failte!*

    *(please note before any act of aggresion is contemplated, we would ask you to view the full collection of Tom Cruise's dvds. If this has not changed your train of thought please Wikipedia Chuck Norris. If this has not deterred you i would like to ask you to become familiar with the name Mary Harney. She will slaughter you in your droves and bathe in the blood of your young...and thats just to work up an appetite.)


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