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moggser · 09-06-2009 12:23PM

Hivemind187 wrote: »

Molybdenum Sulphide should prevent chaffing.

molly who??? she from town
lol mollybendown andillfillurcrevis more like

Toasty113 · 09-06-2009 04:46PM

Those of you with weak stomachs should avert your eyes now

Theres a point when people just go too far

Shiva · 09-06-2009 05:26PM

Toasty113 wrote: »

Those of you with weak stomachs should avert your eyes now

Theres a point when people just go too far

As Masada just pointed out as we look at this, its not all bad. At least if you strip off all the s**t and throw away the P90, you have some s**t you can use on other guns. With a standard P90, all you can do is throw it away and be left with nothing.

Stercus Accidit · 09-06-2009 05:30PM

Shiva wrote: »

As Masada just pointed out as we look at this, its not all bad. At least if you strip off all the s**t and throw away the P90, you have some s**t you can use on other guns. With a standard P90, all you can do is throw it away and be left with nothing.

Replace the p90 with an m4 and Richie will have his new collectors piece

private.G · 09-06-2009 05:33PM

Shiva wrote: »

As Masada just pointed out as we look at this, its not all bad. At least if you strip off all the s**t and throw away the P90, you have some s**t you can use on other guns. With a standard P90, all you can do is throw it away and be left with nothing.

You mean pay for it but leave in shop?

Toasty113 · 09-06-2009 11:00PM

Just spotted this on ehobby http://shop.ehobbyasia.com/other-gun/other-rifle/snicker-360-gas-powered-mkii-grenade.html interesting, but I dont have high hopes, anyone know anything about it?

NakedDex · 10-06-2009 12:36AM

Tommy_NDX wrote: »

Found her for ya.

me like

First thing I noticed when I looked at that images was not "hey, she's cute" or "cool, a robotic arm", it was "with that budget you'd think they'd have actually made the robotic arm in proportion". I hate crap like that, ruins films for me. That robotic arm is a solid 6-8inches longer than her other arm, all because they weren't arsed making a decent shroud.

This is why I can't watch films with people. I tear them apart for inconsistencies.

Stercus Accidit · 10-06-2009 12:40AM

NakedDex wrote: »

First thing I noticed when I looked at that images was not "hey, she's cute" or "cool, a robotic arm", it was "with that budget you'd think they'd have actually made the robotic arm in proportion". I hate crap like that, ruins films for me. That robotic arm is a solid 6-8inches longer than her other arm, all because they weren't arsed making a decent shroud.

This is why I can't watch films with people. I tear them apart for inconsistencies.

That's why they put you in that padded cell.

Now, if only they would tighten your straight jacket you won't be able to use your i-phone to post these things up on boards

I'd say you love aeroplane films for this exact same reason, con air fan?

NakedDex · 10-06-2009 12:57AM

I hate aircraft films especially for the same reason. Aircraft seem to have a miraculous Tardis effect on camera since there's enough room on them to have full on wars one minute, and the next you couldn't swing a cat because the roof is so low.
There are exceptions. Air Force One is ludicrous but it's purely a cheesy movie so it doesn't count. Same for flicks like Shoot 'em Up and Transporter. The ones that try to be serious are the ones that usually make a complete hash of it.

Executive Decision is a perfect example.

Stercus Accidit · 10-06-2009 01:02AM

Its a lot like any film involving guns with an airsofter watching it.

Fingers on triggers, slides locked back on supposedly loaded pistols, winding wheels on mags at times

and general tom foolery when it comes to technical accuracy.

It is wonderful fun though to truly rip a film apart, especially if it has no real redeeming characteristics, it just serves as criticism fodder.

It also really makes you appreciate the ones that get it right, and you can even tend to forgive other failings then, like plot, characters, and all the other superfluous film elements to nice props and correct gun handling.

NakedDex · 10-06-2009 01:13AM

The guns thing I've been doing for ages too, that's often too easy. Most of what I see, flaws wise, are props or set issues. More than once I've seen fantastic glaring errors that have ruined the whole experience for me. That picture of the Terminator chick is just another one. I honestly couldn't sit down and watch that film now without looking for similar prop design issues.

What also annoys the hell out of me is making up something that looks ridiculous, and may even look good in it's ridiculousness, but telling everyone that it's something that actually exists and is, in truth, nothing at all like the prop nor anywhere as extravagant in it's operation. I can't remember what I saw it in, but there was a Tokamak reactor shown in some movie as a power source for a facility. It was about the size of a small car and everyone was in wonderment of the ability for something so small to power all that it did. Problem is, I heard more than one of my mates walk away from that saying "they're real, why don't they use them if they're so small and easy to use". Although, anyone who believes things they hear in films probably deserves the misinformation.

Masada · 10-06-2009 02:13AM

Preditor 2, a guy firing an AUG with no magazine in it. nuff said.... lol

jill_valentine · 10-06-2009 02:21AM

That was certainly the most implausible part of that film, yes.

NakedDex · 10-06-2009 08:44AM

That film had some doozies. I mean, there's no way the Predator could have been using that stealth cloaking and firing that shoulder cannon so much without recharging at least once.

Well, unless he was using Li-Po...

Shiva · 10-06-2009 09:00AM

NakedDex wrote: »

Well, unless he was using Li-Po...

That would explain the size of the explosion at the end of the first Predator movie, alright.

NakedDex · 10-06-2009 09:37AM

I thought that was from him using that crappy TLP he had strapped to his arm.

Masada · 10-06-2009 09:54AM

come to think of it, when he was about to blow up at the end of the first movie, he did sound a lot like a TLP charger actually....

NakedDex · 10-06-2009 10:03AM

Some beeping followed by some loud noises, shouting and then an explosion?

Dread-Lock · 10-06-2009 05:01PM

Can I ask whats wrong with TLP chargers?

moggser · 10-06-2009 06:33PM

youve seen the end scene of predetor?? nuff sed

Dread-Lock · 10-06-2009 07:29PM

moggser wrote: »

youve seen the end scene of predetor?? nuff sed

Sh1t! I'm sitting beside one as I type this.
I've never had any problems with mine. That being said now I think I might use the charger on a tiled floor instead of carpet

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moggser · 10-06-2009 07:32PM

Dread-Lock wrote: »

Sh1t! I'm sitting beside one as I type this.
I've never had any problems with mine. That being said now I think I might use the charger on a tiled floor instead of carpet .

you should be ok just keep it away from 8ft tall ugly looking bstards

CrazyRabbit · 10-06-2009 07:45PM

Dread-Lock wrote: »

Can I ask whats wrong with TLP chargers?

They killed two of my batteries, one of which was only a month old.

And that bloody beeping would annoy the dead.

ED E · 10-06-2009 08:35PM

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

They killed two of my batteries, one of which was only a month old.

And that bloody beeping would annoy the dead.

Its knackered all our intellects. Really must buy a new charger before I have to forget about my firefox's and chinese packs.

TheDoc · 10-06-2009 08:48PM

Was watching The Matrix Reloaded the other night.

And the bit where he is in the main atrium and all the dudes open up on Neo and he just stops the bullets midair, I noticed in that scene there is a HK 416, HK G36c, HK UMP and a number of AR rifles.

Yet every bullet that came at him was the exact same, and all 9mm..... I may be wrong but I think I'm right.

The funny part is I made a point of mentioning it allowed and got flung off the couch by the misses.

Then again she pointed out how a Terminator's armour couldn't be pierced with a NATO round....now I do not think shes knows theres different nato callibres, but it really only matters that

A) It proves she listens to me when I **** on about airsoft

She knew an armalite fires nato rounds

What more do you need in life, if only she could play WoW....

Toasty113 · 10-06-2009 08:55PM

(Cue disgruntled murmurs from other married airsofters)

Thankfully I've got years to find a girl nerdy enough to find my hobbies interesting:cool:

TheDoc · 10-06-2009 09:14PM

O yeah

And literally any Steven Segal film is generally ****ing ridic with gun stuff and bloopers.

And I think Richie will agree, the big in Lethal Weapon 4 where your man whips the slide of Mel Gibsons m9, whilst he has a mag in, and I assume a round chambered.

I think we try it everytime we get our hands on an M9...just cant happen...

Tommy_NDX · 10-06-2009 09:19PM

My girlfriend just looks at me like im speaking swahili.

I bring her back with "did you do something with your hair".

Dread-Lock · 10-06-2009 10:06PM

moggser wrote: »

you should be ok just keep it away from 8ft tall ugly looking bstards

Noted!
Although when I had my dreadlocks and wore my full face mask I was told I look like predator running around HRTA. So I might be fcuked here

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CrazyRabbit wrote: »

They killed two of my batteries, one of which was only a month old.

And that bloody beeping would annoy the dead.

Lethal_Bullet wrote: »

Its knackered all our intellects. Really must buy a new charger before I have to forget about my firefox's and chinese packs.

Well thats slightly worrying, but as far as I can tell my batteries are fine.
And I desoldered the speaker about an hour after I opened the bloody box.

Masada · 10-06-2009 10:16PM

were they round nosed rounds doc or pointy? the 5.56 is actually a small projectile, the majority of the round is a casing that gets spent out the side. only the little tip gets fired and that would look a bit like a fresh 9mm. the 9mm will usually have a flat or ball shaped tip as aposed to the sharp point of the 5.56 ball.

and Lethal Weapon is just a joke, what a waste of good pixels...

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