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How many jews can you fit in a vw golf?

  • 10-06-2009 04:32PM
    #1
    CAPSLOCK365
    Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭


    about 4 comfortably, I'd say. 5 at a squeeze.


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  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    In before LOCK!


  • #3
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    okay.


  • #4
    Craigsy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 611 ✭✭✭Craigsy


    I heard a joke about this exact subject recently, is that maybe where you got the idea for this thread


  • #5
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Bye.


  • #6
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,565 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Jewish dwarves - 17.

    I've tried it.


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  • #7
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Are you that guy that got banned for anti-Semitism, perchance?


  • #8
    Baldie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Baldie


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    In before LOCK!

    Damn!! Beat me to it....


  • #9
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »
    about 4 comfortably, I'd say. 5 at a squeeze.

    How did the english exam go on Sunday?


  • #10
    r3nu4l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,392 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    There's an anti-joke thread in the humour forum...


  • #11
    CAPSLOCK365
    Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭CAPSLOCK365


    Craigsy wrote: »
    I heard a joke about this exact subject recently, is that maybe where you got the idea for this thread
    doubt it.

    Someone sent me the list of anti-jokes for the fortieth time.
    I came up with one of my own (at least i thought I did)


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  • #12
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    with out human rights getting ivovled id like to say 30


  • #13
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    Pffft. Robbed from the Anti-joke thread in Humour..


  • #14
    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    Whats the secret of good comedy timing.

    My joke laughs at your joke.


  • #15
    todolist
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭todolist


    This has to be my first IBL....yeah baby...I'm losin' my cherry!!!


  • #16
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Is the fact that it's a German car have some sort of relevance?


  • #17
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,102 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Wonders did the OP leave his account logged in somewhere he shouldn't have?


  • #18
    CAPSLOCK365
    Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭CAPSLOCK365


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Is the fact that it's a German car have some sort of relevance?
    yes.


  • #19
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,565 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    todolist wrote: »
    This has to be my first IBL....yeah baby...I'm losin' my cherry!!!

    Its actually IBTL. Like many others before you losing their cherry you peaked too soon


  • #20
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »
    yes.

    Really?


  • #21
    CAPSLOCK365
    Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭CAPSLOCK365


    Keenan Long Rack wrote: »
    Really?
    yes, yes.


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  • #22
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    o rly?


  • #23
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I'm Jewish... Can't figure out if I should be offended or not though.


  • #24
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »
    yes, yes.

    No no no no no no..........


  • #25
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,350 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    That joke was around at the time of Abraham, but it was less funny because the VW Golf hadn't been invented.


  • #26
    peasant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,789 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUmdvA8-hSg


  • #27
    CAPSLOCK365
    Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭CAPSLOCK365


    peasant wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUmdvA8-hSg
    ahhh, but the Beetle is a different animal altogether.


  • #28
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,068 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Hey, chuckles. Do that again and it's a permanent ban.


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