How drunk haz u been

K4t · 02-06-2009 10:47PM

Two weeks ago was the worst I've ever been. It took me three days to recover and four days to remember everything that happened. I'll never, ever be mixing red wine and beer again. Just messing, of course I will. It's serious.

Aodan83 · 02-06-2009 11:08PM

Last summer, had a tad too much to drink and lost 5(ish) hours. Wouldn't have been too bad, only it was at my friends house, and his parents were there (he was havin a barbecue, as you do) I did apparently make something of a fool of myself and most of the nights events remain a mystetry to me. But I have been reassured, I am a pleasant drunk. Well, thats what people tell me....

bronte · 02-06-2009 11:09PM

k99_64 wrote: »

Hospitalized.

:eek:

Last time I mixed wine and beer I fell into someone's bath.

Bad times

neoB · 02-06-2009 11:10PM

Besides the shouting to people next to my table and running up to give lap dances; hrms, tugging on male genital parts, thinking I was turning the round bits on like a faucet.. and saying why isn't the water coming out. Yes that was a bit mad. Red wine and vodka mmm. Just can't be drinking in public!:D Ha never as bad as you lot

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whatshername!! · 03-06-2009 01:45AM

Getting kicked out of coppers! Of all places i have fallen goin into coppers and still been let in. No clue what I did to get kicked out. Last thing i remember was walking in and then i was sitting in the alleyway outside two hours later.

One good thing though it showed there are still nice people around! Whoever the guy was that sat down with me helped me find my friends amd bag and jacket and head basically thanks! Probly would have woken up in that alleyway a few hours later if it wasnt for them i was pretty comfy!:eek:

Proof that 20 hours of vodka on an empty stomach do not work!!!:rolleyes:

cherryghost · 03-06-2009 01:53AM

not remembering a darn thing between dancing in a rubbish bin and going to bed in my mates gf's bed.

Red_Marauder · 03-06-2009 01:54AM

I was really drunk in D2 a few weeks ago and thought I was working there, conversing with my 'fellow employees' and stuff. I've never worked in a bar in my life

I've done a lot of stupid stuff when drunk, but the worst was about three years ago, I'd just finished Autumn repeats for college, and was back visiting my Mum. Went out with a few old mates, arrived back at Mum's place around 3am. Respectable enough? No.
I woke up to her standing over me with a blanket telling me to get straight upstairs - I had taken off all of my clothes and was butt naked asleep on a sofa in her living room. It hasn't been mentioned since, I feel sick even repeating it:o

gary223 · 03-06-2009 01:58AM

Red_Marauder wrote: »

I woke up to her standing over me with a blanket telling me to get straight upstairs - I had taken off all of my clothes and was butt naked asleep on a sofa in her living room. It hasn't been mentioned since, I feel sick even repeating it:o

Jaysus. :eek:

bobmalooka · 03-06-2009 02:10AM

Ok here we go....

One evening I managed to simultaneously project vomit on 6 people,Is this a record?? this was before we went out, hazy enough after that all I remember is a taxi man smacking me for doing a dump on the back seat then woke up in a bath tub of a girl i never met befores house with the shower on and the bathroom flooded.I made a quick getaway,i must have given her my number cos she rang the next day to check if i was ok and even invited me up for dinner

I declined

Funny enough 2 out of 3 of my other housemates were arrested the same night for similar daft ****.

Its now known by us as manic monday.......

I feel bad about the taxi btw

Adyx · 03-06-2009 03:14AM

The company I work for has a "ball" (:rolleyes:) every year as a sort of Christmas night out in February. Anyways last year I went last year for the first time as a single person. Big mistake. Not only can I not remember anything, I lost the jacket from the tux I was wearing (€150), apparently I ordered a round of shots for approximately twenty people and walked away saying "Adyx doesn't pay for drink", and kicked a chair against a wall and sat on the floor because it was caught in a table leg. I also gave out to the band for playing Build Me Up Buttercup whilst out smoking.

I don't care though. I'm drunk right now!

Edit: I also did an awful lot of other embarrassing stuff that night but anyone who knows me will recognise me from the above so better not.

seanybiker · 03-06-2009 03:19AM

Adyx wrote: »

The company I work for has a "ball" (:rolleyes:) every year as a sort of Christmas night out in February. Anyways last year I went last year for the first time as a single person. Big mistake. Not only can I not remember anything, I lost the jacket from the tux I was wearing (€150), apparently I ordered a round of shots for approximately twenty people and walked away saying "Adyx doesn't pay for drink", and kicked a chair against a wall and sat on the floor because it was caught in a table leg. I also gave out to the band for playing Build Me Up Buttercup whilst out smoking.

I don't care though. I'm drunk right now!

Edit: I also did an awful lot of other embarrassing stuff that night but anyone who knows me will recognise me from the above so better not.

what part of Waterford ya from and where does ya be working. Intriguing

4zn76tysfajdxp · 03-06-2009 04:08AM

Terry wrote: »

goo goo g'joob

Argh you silly-billy, I wanted to post that.

OT: The only time I've ever blacked out, I nearly killed me and another lad. Never again...

irelandrover · 03-06-2009 09:06AM

Red_Marauder wrote: »

I've done a lot of stupid stuff when drunk, but the worst was about three years ago, I'd just finished Autumn repeats for college, and was back visiting my Mum. Went out with a few old mates, arrived back at Mum's place around 3am. Respectable enough? No.
I woke up to her standing over me with a blanket telling me to get straight upstairs - I had taken off all of my clothes and was butt naked asleep on a sofa in her living room. It hasn't been mentioned since, I feel sick even repeating it:o

Thanks very much. My boss just gave out to me because instead of working I just coughed coffee all over my laptop because i was laughing so hard.

Adyx · 03-06-2009 12:50PM

seanybiker wrote: »

what part of Waterford ya from and where does ya be working. Intriguing

Lets just say it's group that owns most of the bars in John St.

Oh and originally I'm from thirtyfive miles north of Rice Bridge. :pac:

JP Liz · 03-06-2009 12:53PM

I fell and broke my hand in a nightclub and lost my shoes and handbag

powerzjim · 03-06-2009 01:28PM

couldnt walk

Septico · 03-06-2009 01:46PM

This thread may have been made for me:

1. got too hot after an all day session: decided to cool down (naked) in the bath (no water). Door not locked - found by brother

2. Tried to climb into a washing machine for 'a spin' after a lot of absinthe.

3. Spent a whole night talking about buying a hall door. I do not own a house, apartment or anything of that nature.

Just samples of the ones i can actually mention..

Abi · 03-06-2009 01:51PM

Redpunto wrote: »

OK, make me feel better - went out over the weekend, not intending to get snozzled but ended up losing a couple of hours where i think i may have fallen once or twice on the dance floor, managed to get a taxi but was completely blotto, got out of the cab and fell backwards landing on my elbow. The taxi driver, god bless him, came out to help pick meself up but I feel abosolutely mortooooo.

I dont think i have ever gotten so drunk that i cant stand up.:D

I drink a fair amount, but I do not ever remember being that drunk that a taxi man had to deliever me to my front door. Thats actually kinda disgusting, not to mention very dangerous for you personally. The details are a bit fuzzy, but wasn't there a taxi man that was done for raping women in recent months?

You should never get yourself into such a state that you cannot help yourself, or your friends become your baby-sitter.

AnonoBoy · 03-06-2009 02:05PM

fluffyorganic1 wrote: »

Ended up dancing once in Magaluf in my thong and heels in a club on my 30th birthday getaway...........CRINGE
Actually, do ya know what, to hell with it.......
Had great fun:D

Just glad it wasn't in my local:eek:

CHAVTASTIC Ha Ha

It'd be have been a lot worse if you were a guy, which I thought you were at first when I read your post. :eek:

scottledeuce · 03-06-2009 02:21PM

I did a fat chick...and she was on her period

Chocoholic84 · 03-06-2009 02:56PM

ahhh drunken stories

Most recent was last year sometime when we went to my b/f's old housemate's going away party at the apartment...everyone started knocking back shots of vodka, so I decided to join in, feeling a right rebel...about an hour later, I was downstairs in the bathroom, slumped on the floor, head hovering over the toilet bowl..they had to put me to bed..and it was only around half ten - the SHAME!

Chocoholic84 · 03-06-2009 02:58PM

scottledeuce wrote: »

I did a fat chick...and she was on her period

You can't have been that drunk or you wouldn't have been able :P

IvyTheTerrible · 03-06-2009 02:58PM

The most drunk I have ever been was after a work Christmas partyabout 7 years ago. My friend put me on a bus to go home and I don't remember how I got home. That really gave me a fright.

I have never gotten so drunk again (in fact I hardly drink at all, I now have a very low tolerance for the stuff).

Monkey61 · 03-06-2009 03:00PM

Oh I am a messy drunk...and the blackouts are scary. I have...

- mistaken a friend's bedroom for a bathroom

- tried to chat up a work colleague in front of her fiance

- attempted to run away to the airport and found the police waiting for me on my doorstep when I failed in this attempt and a helicopter supposedly hovering overhead looking for me as there was a great fear for my mental health

- forgotten that I was at a fancy dress party and covered in fake blood and tried to run away from the police who found me sleeping on the street outside, forgetting that I had illegal substances in my pocket and probably shouldn't have given them any more reason to arrest me

- behaved indecently in public with a very good friend of the girl I really fancy and was trying to impress at said girl's birthday party

- messed up more chances than I can care to remember with girls that I like

loveissucide · 03-06-2009 03:17PM

On one night of drink I came onto a mate's gf in the sleaziest manner possible,scabbed 4 or 5 pints,got into a bizarre discussion about sexuality,when I reached a houseparty started laying into a bottle of Ouzo,at which point I collapsed in a heap and started vomiting quite spectacularly.Couldn't physically support myself and had to be dumped at the door of my flat,at which point I spent an hour hiccuping before managing to make it into my room.

03-06-2009 04:40PM

I was out in sligo one night a few years ago. We were all locked but everyone else made it home. I was found asleep, thrown across a wall by the DJ from the night club on his way home, he put me in the back of the car and rang the last few numbers I had called that night until one of the lads answered and told him where to bring me.

Redpunto · 03-06-2009 06:37PM

Abigayle wrote: »

I drink a fair amount, but I do not ever remember being that drunk that a taxi man had to deliever me to my front door. Thats actually kinda disgusting, not to mention very dangerous for you personally. The details are a bit fuzzy, but wasn't there a taxi man that was done for raping women in recent months?

You should never get yourself into such a state that you cannot help yourself, or your friends become your baby-sitter.

Thanks Abigayle - your lecture has truely revoluntionsed my thinking, you are a true saint. I have now seen the error of my ways through your words of wisdom.

Latchy · 03-06-2009 06:46PM

Originally Posted by Abigayle
The details are a bit fuzzy, but wasn't there a taxi man that was done for raping women in recent months?

Yep and he was arrested on suspision of one attack only to be let out to continue were he left off ,regularly offering women in his cab a spiked drink before assaulting them . He was eventually caught and charged with 23 offences but the exact number he assaulted may never be known .

CianRyan · 03-06-2009 07:10PM

If any one was at the last Halloween beers, boards wide, i was the guy with no top on that got sick on a table, (and Orestes' jumper I've been told, sorry).
But yeah, that's how drunk i was, I've copped on with drink since then though.

LD 50 · 03-06-2009 07:14PM

-Drunk enough that on a couple of times I've slept with my ex, and the only way I know this is because I woke up next to her.
-Was in a friend of a friend's house, I presume I was threatened, so tried to defend myself with a pen I found in my pocket. (I don't remember this either)
-Screwed up with girls that I liked.
-Walking the 3 miles from a New Years party in themiddle of the night when its -4 degree freezing.
-On hols in Gran Canaria, walking up to random girls and asking if I could feel their bewbs. Then walking away before I got an answer or a slap.

They're just the things I can remember, or have been told.

What a drunken mess.

How drunk haz u been

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