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How drunk haz u been

Redpunto

OK, make me feel better - went out over the weekend, not intending to get snozzled but ended up losing a couple of hours where i think i may have fallen once or twice on the dance floor, managed to get a taxi but was completely blotto, got out of the cab and fell backwards landing on my elbow. The taxi driver, god bless him, came out to help pick meself up but I feel abosolutely mortooooo.

I dont think i have ever gotten so drunk that i cant stand up.:D

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scottledeuce

I did a fat chick...and she was on her period

AnonoBoy

fluffyorganic1 wrote: »

Ended up dancing once in Magaluf in my thong and heels in a club on my 30th birthday getaway...........CRINGE
Actually, do ya know what, to hell with it.......
Had great fun:D

Just glad it wasn't in my local:eek:

CHAVTASTIC Ha Ha

It'd be have been a lot worse if you were a guy, which I thought you were at first when I read your post. :eek:

Abi

Redpunto wrote: »

OK, make me feel better - went out over the weekend, not intending to get snozzled but ended up losing a couple of hours where i think i may have fallen once or twice on the dance floor, managed to get a taxi but was completely blotto, got out of the cab and fell backwards landing on my elbow. The taxi driver, god bless him, came out to help pick meself up but I feel abosolutely mortooooo.

I dont think i have ever gotten so drunk that i cant stand up.:D

I drink a fair amount, but I do not ever remember being that drunk that a taxi man had to deliever me to my front door. Thats actually kinda disgusting, not to mention very dangerous for you personally. The details are a bit fuzzy, but wasn't there a taxi man that was done for raping women in recent months?

You should never get yourself into such a state that you cannot help yourself, or your friends become your baby-sitter.

Septico

This thread may have been made for me:

1. got too hot after an all day session: decided to cool down (naked) in the bath (no water). Door not locked - found by brother

2. Tried to climb into a washing machine for 'a spin' after a lot of absinthe.

3. Spent a whole night talking about buying a hall door. I do not own a house, apartment or anything of that nature.

Just samples of the ones i can actually mention..

powerzjim

couldnt walk

JP Liz

I fell and broke my hand in a nightclub and lost my shoes and handbag

Adyx

seanybiker wrote: »

what part of Waterford ya from and where does ya be working. Intriguing

Lets just say it's group that owns most of the bars in John St.

Oh and originally I'm from thirtyfive miles north of Rice Bridge. :pac:

irelandrover

Red_Marauder wrote: »

I've done a lot of stupid stuff when drunk, but the worst was about three years ago, I'd just finished Autumn repeats for college, and was back visiting my Mum. Went out with a few old mates, arrived back at Mum's place around 3am. Respectable enough? No.
I woke up to her standing over me with a blanket telling me to get straight upstairs - I had taken off all of my clothes and was butt naked asleep on a sofa in her living room. It hasn't been mentioned since, I feel sick even repeating it:o

Thanks very much. My boss just gave out to me because instead of working I just coughed coffee all over my laptop because i was laughing so hard.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Terry wrote: »

goo goo g'joob

Argh you silly-billy, I wanted to post that.

OT: The only time I've ever blacked out, I nearly killed me and another lad. Never again...

seanybiker

Adyx wrote: »

The company I work for has a "ball" (:rolleyes:) every year as a sort of Christmas night out in February. Anyways last year I went last year for the first time as a single person. Big mistake. Not only can I not remember anything, I lost the jacket from the tux I was wearing (€150), apparently I ordered a round of shots for approximately twenty people and walked away saying "Adyx doesn't pay for drink", and kicked a chair against a wall and sat on the floor because it was caught in a table leg. I also gave out to the band for playing Build Me Up Buttercup whilst out smoking.

I don't care though. I'm drunk right now!

Edit: I also did an awful lot of other embarrassing stuff that night but anyone who knows me will recognise me from the above so better not.

what part of Waterford ya from and where does ya be working. Intriguing

Adyx

The company I work for has a "ball" (:rolleyes:) every year as a sort of Christmas night out in February. Anyways last year I went last year for the first time as a single person. Big mistake. Not only can I not remember anything, I lost the jacket from the tux I was wearing (€150), apparently I ordered a round of shots for approximately twenty people and walked away saying "Adyx doesn't pay for drink", and kicked a chair against a wall and sat on the floor because it was caught in a table leg. I also gave out to the band for playing Build Me Up Buttercup whilst out smoking.

I don't care though. I'm drunk right now!

Edit: I also did an awful lot of other embarrassing stuff that night but anyone who knows me will recognise me from the above so better not.

bobmalooka

Ok here we go....

One evening I managed to simultaneously project vomit on 6 people,Is this a record?? this was before we went out, hazy enough after that all I remember is a taxi man smacking me for doing a dump on the back seat then woke up in a bath tub of a girl i never met befores house with the shower on and the bathroom flooded.I made a quick getaway,i must have given her my number cos she rang the next day to check if i was ok and even invited me up for dinner

I declined

Funny enough 2 out of 3 of my other housemates were arrested the same night for similar daft ****.

Its now known by us as manic monday.......

I feel bad about the taxi btw

gary223

Red_Marauder wrote: »

I woke up to her standing over me with a blanket telling me to get straight upstairs - I had taken off all of my clothes and was butt naked asleep on a sofa in her living room. It hasn't been mentioned since, I feel sick even repeating it:o

Jaysus. :eek:

Red_Marauder

I was really drunk in D2 a few weeks ago and thought I was working there, conversing with my 'fellow employees' and stuff. I've never worked in a bar in my life

I've done a lot of stupid stuff when drunk, but the worst was about three years ago, I'd just finished Autumn repeats for college, and was back visiting my Mum. Went out with a few old mates, arrived back at Mum's place around 3am. Respectable enough? No.
I woke up to her standing over me with a blanket telling me to get straight upstairs - I had taken off all of my clothes and was butt naked asleep on a sofa in her living room. It hasn't been mentioned since, I feel sick even repeating it:o

cherryghost

not remembering a darn thing between dancing in a rubbish bin and going to bed in my mates gf's bed.

whatshername!!

Getting kicked out of coppers! Of all places i have fallen goin into coppers and still been let in. No clue what I did to get kicked out. Last thing i remember was walking in and then i was sitting in the alleyway outside two hours later.

One good thing though it showed there are still nice people around! Whoever the guy was that sat down with me helped me find my friends amd bag and jacket and head basically thanks! Probly would have woken up in that alleyway a few hours later if it wasnt for them i was pretty comfy!:eek:

Proof that 20 hours of vodka on an empty stomach do not work!!!:rolleyes:

neoB

Besides the shouting to people next to my table and running up to give lap dances; hrms, tugging on male genital parts, thinking I was turning the round bits on like a faucet.. and saying why isn't the water coming out. Yes that was a bit mad. Red wine and vodka mmm. Just can't be drinking in public!:D Ha never as bad as you lot

bronte

k99_64 wrote: »

Hospitalized.

:eek:

Last time I mixed wine and beer I fell into someone's bath.

Bad times

Aodan83

Last summer, had a tad too much to drink and lost 5(ish) hours. Wouldn't have been too bad, only it was at my friends house, and his parents were there (he was havin a barbecue, as you do) I did apparently make something of a fool of myself and most of the nights events remain a mystetry to me. But I have been reassured, I am a pleasant drunk. Well, thats what people tell me....

K4t

Two weeks ago was the worst I've ever been. It took me three days to recover and four days to remember everything that happened. I'll never, ever be mixing red wine and beer again. Just messing, of course I will. It's serious.

Redpunto

thanks guys - feel a fell of alot better:D feckin mupper that i is!

Worst part is i wasnt out with good mates - out with a load of moo cows so i can just imagine what they're saying about me

Mimikyu

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Pighead

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

well personally i get worried when hours are missing it's scary

Ah they always turn up eventually in fairness. Usually underneath the couch or the cushions.

BraziliaNZ

Terry wrote: »

I disagree.
If you are behaving yourself, having fun, not annoying anyone or breaking any laws, then I think it's fine.

well personally i get worried when hours are missing it's scary

Terry

Pighead wrote: »

What do you mean "Who is Pighead?" It's quite simple.

Pighead is Pighead, you are BrazilianNZ and he is the walrus. It's not rocket science.

goo goo g'joob

Pighead

Terry wrote: »

I disagree.
If you are behaving yourself, having fun, not annoying anyone or breaking any laws, then I think it's fine.

Spot on Terry. Most of the best nights are the ones that take weeks to piece together.

Hank Scorpio

saw a neighbour on the street yesterday outside his front gate, ya know the small ones that lead into the front garden.

Anyways he had his housekeys out trying to open the gate thinking it was his front door. I walked by about 15 mins later and he was asleep on the pavement with the keys still in his hands!

Helped him in and then went home!

Iv been pretty demented myself but most of my stories are nasty so wont get into that

Terry

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

well no matter what it is you were doing it's not nice when you can't remember it

I disagree.
If you are behaving yourself, having fun, not annoying anyone or breaking any laws, then I think it's fine.

Pighead

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Who is this pighead person you're talking about and why does he have the same name as you?

What do you mean "Who is Pighead?" It's quite simple.

Pighead is Pighead, you are BrazilianNZ and he is the walrus. It's not rocket science.

BraziliaNZ

Terry wrote: »

It's only bad if they tell you that you were a wanker when you were drunk.
Thankfully I haven't been told that in quite a few years.

well no matter what it is you were doing it's not nice when you can't remember it