Compulsive Liars

gollyitsolly · 28-05-2009 11:47PM

My sister went to pennsylvania one time, they asked her where she was from, Dublin she said. Did you drive over? DUH!:eek:

deco05ie · 28-05-2009 11:49PM

gollyitsolly wrote: »

My sister went to pennsylvania one time, they asked her where she was from, Dublin she said. Did you drive over? DUH!:eek:

tbf there is a Dublin in America

gollyitsolly · 28-05-2009 11:50PM

funkyflea wrote: »

I work with a guy exactly like that, I never know what to say to him when he's going on about the craziest things.

Just tell him hes full of s..te.

gollyitsolly · 28-05-2009 11:57PM

deco05ie wrote: »

tbf there is a Dublin in America

I know,but they asked was that in Scotland?

Like, did she drive from Scotland? I told her she should have said yeh:D. You cant confuse the confused,can yo?

Captain-America · 29-05-2009 12:11AM

<Ollie> wrote: »

Some americans also believe irish farmers shag sheep..

They do though.

The Pontiac · 29-05-2009 12:19AM

Captain-America wrote: »

They do though.

I know. I have a buddy who came back from the states and he was telling me about the americans asking him "is it true about the irish farmers and the sheep". Totally serious they were.

FruitLover · 29-05-2009 12:28AM

<Ollie> wrote: »

I work with a guy who constantly lies. Massive, massive lies. Stuff like he was in Paris for the weekend or he was once a financial director of a huge firm abroad etc. etc

I used to meet a lot of these kinds of people when I was working as a gigolo in Sicily (I got into that line of work after hearing about it from one of my Air Force buddies, back when we were fighter pilots in the Gulf war). I was good friends with the local mafia boss, so it was generally sorted out quite quickly. I had to get out of there pretty quickly when I shagged the President's daughter though...

The Pontiac · 29-05-2009 12:30AM

Captain-America wrote: »

They do though.

Only in the west I hear.

Sharpshooter · 29-05-2009 12:33AM

FruitLover wrote: »

I was good friends with the local mafia boss

Don even think about talking.:cool:

The Pontiac · 29-05-2009 12:33AM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Don even think about talking.:cool:

Hi Tony

deco05ie · 29-05-2009 12:34AM

<Ollie> wrote: »

I know. I have a buddy who came back from the states and he was telling me about the americans asking him "is it true about the irish farmers and the sheep". Totally serious they were.

HA HA It's clear he was winding your mate up or your mate is winding you up

ImARide · 29-05-2009 12:35AM

I've a friend like this. He has fake girlfriends goes on fake holidays and does all sorts of fake ****! He suffers from the Ghey though!

The Pontiac · 29-05-2009 12:37AM

deco05ie wrote: »

HA HA It's clear he was winding your mate up or your mate is winding you up

These are americans we're talking about..nobody winding me up. It's true.

Sharpshooter · 29-05-2009 12:38AM

ImARide wrote: »

I've a friend like this. He has fake girlfriends goes on fake holidays and does all sorts of fake ****! He suffers from the Ghey though!

Were you compulsively lying when you picked your user name?:P

endasmail · 29-05-2009 12:40AM

hes either a drug addict or a gambler OP

Sharpshooter · 29-05-2009 12:42AM

Or just a compulsive liar?

gollyitsolly · 29-05-2009 01:01AM

Yawwwwwwnwwwwnnnn! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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