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Stranger: mushrooms

Stranger: are really pretty

You: you have some?

Stranger: i mean

Stranger: no

Stranger: i mean sexually

Stranger: they are attractive indeed

You: i f**k mushrooms too

You: only the ones that cause kidney failure

Stranger: i wanna rip them out of the soil and f**k here right there when i see some

You: oh yea, we should start a fungus ****ing club

Stranger: s**t it sounds damn good

You: i love to fertilize death caps with my hot hot cum

Stranger: i had friends who used to

Stranger: but you know

You: get them to join

Stranger: mushrooms are in and death caps r out nowadays

You: well rape and pillage opur way across the world of fungus

You: sound good

Stranger: i dont rape indeed

Stranger: i ask nicely

Stranger: they are ladies and flowers

You: im getting the horn just thinking about some toadstools

Stranger: just be kind and they will let you taste their tastiest juice

You: sometimes they say no, you gotta take them anyways

You: that juice needs to be tasted no matter what

You: AT ALL COSTS

Stranger: especially deathcaps'

You: f**k yeah

Stranger: no matter what!

Stranger: wooohooooooooooow!

You: awwwww

Stranger: i think i came

You: only now? i already came blood

You: i got nothin else left

Stranger: so u have been jerking off or having some mushroom f**kfest?

Stranger: u cunning bastard i want some tooo...

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Stranger: we dont have those grey with poisinous hats in here

You: i been jackin it to this all week

You: got any good pics i can jack it to

Stranger: well

Stranger: i am watching smurfs right now

You: smurfs? good choice my friend

Stranger: u see how they get into those mushroom houses and out right?

You: Oh yeah, you think id miss that?

Stranger: i take it to fast forward and jerk off while i cry like gargamel

Stranger: you will enjoy

Stranger: just make it x20

You: You know it

Stranger: and let it go....

You: I could go for an hour long smurf jack off right now

Stranger: yeaaaah

You: i want a mushroom house that i can roll around naked in, and have my way with all of the slutty fungus inside

Stranger: holy crap!

Stranger: i want one too

Stranger: with smurfs inside talking and crying about mushrooms while they whine

You: we can pay for one with club membership fees

Stranger: but i dont want that red capped guy inside

Stranger: damn communist out!

Stranger: u know what they do, right?

You: tell me

Stranger: u know mario

Stranger: the so called video game

Stranger: he is communist indeed

You: oh man have you seen the mushrooms in that game

Stranger: ohhhh

Stranger: ah

You: Holy s**t they get me semi-hard in the mornin

Stranger: com'on tell me about them

Stranger: but that mario bitch smashes on them like they are worthless whores

You: i hop around all DAY and hunt those mushrooms

Stranger: and i really, deeply get offended

Stranger: i am sickened

You: but i dont pick them up

Stranger: oh

Stranger: and what do you do wit em?

You: it offends me too

You: i stand next to them and stroke all night long baby

You: you know it

Stranger: yeah i know what it feels like dude

Stranger: u are not alone

Stranger: when i was a kid i used to sit on them

You: holy s**t me too

Stranger: it was joyful and magic

Stranger: i remember like yesterday

Stranger: we had family days and i used to hang out with mushrooms

Stranger: all kinds of i mean

You: tell me more

Stranger: red, poisinous, sweet, from all races

You: one must not discriminate

Stranger: sure, this is the forest

Stranger: anyway

Stranger: the democratic forest was full of them

Stranger: one day, a mushroom came beside me

You: i come beside every mushroom

Stranger: took my penis out and began suckin' it as hell

Stranger: i was like

Stranger: stop honey i am just 5

You: oh man i envy you

Stranger: who doesnt?

You: i only gave my virginity away to a sexy young fungus at the ripe old age of 7

Stranger: well only the right fungus it must be

Stranger: but anyway

Stranger: one shouldnt discriminate

Stranger: soo it is always the right funfus isnt it?

You: all fungus are equal in the eyes of my cock

Stranger: of course

Stranger: and they can even get licence at 16 in my consideration

Stranger: why not?

Stranger: they are people too

You: true

Stranger: wow

Stranger: i wonder if us will have a mushroom president someday

You: it will happen some day

You: we have to fight for it

Stranger: i believe so

Stranger: some say those mushrooms are terrorists

Stranger: but you know what i really think?

You: s**t , i have to go, my friend just got us two hot pices of Shoestring Rot on the other side of town. I may just have enough jizz to service them.

You: before i go , tell me what you think

Stranger: i just think of sex nothing else

Stranger: they are sex objects anyway

Stranger: nevermind my friend

Stranger: i hope you find the mushroom which suits your personality most

Stranger: and be happy forever

You: Dude, we should meet up in Malheur National Forest in the Blue Mountains of eastern Oregon someday, they have over 2000 acres of mushrooms of every race, ripe for the f**king

Stranger: sounds hot

You: you too man, i hope you find the mushroom right for you

Stranger: you are as sweet as a mushroom brother

Stranger: thank you

Stranger: may the father mushroom bless your soul

You: i gotta go, those shoestring rots wont wait. I wont forget you mushroom brother. may the father mushroom bless you too

Stranger: ok dude cheers from istanbul

Stranger: take care and dont forget the condom!

You: cheers from ireland buddy. may you have many conquests in the forested areas of the world, where all the sexiest mushrooms are waiting

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