Your Strangest Fear?

PaddyBomb · 27-05-2009 09:20AM

Pidgeons - The way they just stand there, not scared one bit. Theyd punch ya if they got a chance!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 27-05-2009 09:24AM

PaddyBomb wrote: »

Theyd punch ya if they got a chance!

Or, you know, hands.

kmick · 27-05-2009 09:26AM

Im afraid of going into space. It makes no sense I will never be going there.

Zadkiel · 27-05-2009 09:26AM

Being alone ...:o

Nah seriously though. I have a phobia of slugs hate the bastids have to salt em every time I see em.

Mr.Lizard · 27-05-2009 09:31AM

Tags/labels (whatever you call them?) on clothes or even towels. I don't mind them if they're sown entirely onto the item (ie on all 4 edges) but if they are the type that are only sown on one edge and are free to flap around then I have to cut them all off every single time. I even have to chuck the tag in the bin with my eyes closed cos I can't bare to look at them. If I'm in someones else house and I have to use a towel that has the tag still on it then I will fold the towel in on itself first so I can't see the tag.

lynchpin · 27-05-2009 09:32AM

Have a genuine fear of ketchup. Can't have it near me at all.

Also have a fear of crabs. The sea dwelling variety

brummytom · 27-05-2009 09:40AM

Dogs - normal for some people but I've never been attacked by one or anything, it's completely irrational.. even little ones.

johnny_knoxvile · 27-05-2009 10:53AM

Getting groin strain while Playing leap frog on a nudist beach.

anti-venom · 27-05-2009 11:04AM

My most irrational fear is bicycles. Never learned to cycle and even people cycling too near me makes me nervous.

LouOB · 27-05-2009 11:07AM

Aliens landing and they are hostile
When I moved house few years ago I had to map out another escape route. Its the only thing that is beyond anyones comprehension hence you cannot plan what will happen if they do land.

Anything insects are scary but I conquer that fear with the end of my shoe
Aliens arent so easily exterminated

Snowie · 27-05-2009 12:04PM

thats easy being locked up in a room with west life being played :eek:....

that terrfys me.... what really gets me is car crash's Ive been in close to 7 and there where not the nicest would result in a fractured skull.....

Rented Mule · 27-05-2009 12:59PM

Writing all of this down......

All I need is:

murky water
Slugs
Pigeons
Moths
Dogs
Aliens
Bicycles
a Groin Strain
Ketchup Westlife playing in an enclosed area
Starfish
Empty Swimming Pool at night
Ropes
Nail File
Milk
Bees
Wasps
(horny) bees

......and I will rule AH into submission !!!!!!

Muah ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!

Cherryvega · 27-05-2009 01:02PM

Flour! It makes my skin crawl.

Michellenman · 27-05-2009 01:10PM

People touching my feet.
My feet touching other people.
Touching other people's feet.
Other people's feet touching me.
My feet touching other's people's feet!

*shudder*

Mr.Lizard · 27-05-2009 01:12PM

Michellenman wrote: »

People touching my feet.
My feet touching other people.
Touching other people's feet.
Other people's feet touching me.
My feet touching other's people's feet!

*shudder*

So you have a thing about feet?

Michellenman · 27-05-2009 01:15PM

Yeah, you could say that.

Dennis the Stone · 27-05-2009 01:18PM

Balloons, Moths, Electricity, People

Zadkiel · 27-05-2009 01:21PM

The feel of Cotton Wool and cotton dishcloths...that makes my skin crawl:(

johnny_knoxvile · 27-05-2009 01:33PM

LouOB wrote: »

Aliens landing and they are hostile
When I moved house few years ago I had to map out another escape route. Its the only thing that is beyond anyones comprehension hence you cannot plan what will happen if they do land.

Anything insects are scary but I conquer that fear with the end of my shoe
Aliens arent so easily exterminated

we have Sigoney Weaver and Mary Harney on our team, War of the Worlds will play out diffently my friend.

Mary will open a can of intergalactic whoopass on the little grey bàstards!

LouOB · 27-05-2009 01:47PM

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

we have Sigoney Weaver and Mary Harney on our team, War of the Worlds will play out diffently my friend.

Mary will open a can of intergalactic whoopass on the little grey bàstards!

Alternatively, I live near the sea and have some tinfoil to hand

*note to get gold bikini and put hair in buns

partyguinness · 27-05-2009 01:51PM

Being surrounded by fat, ugly, poor people in tracksuits and with prams.:eek::eek:

buckieburd · 27-05-2009 01:57PM

Hub-caps. When I see a car driving past and they are not fixed on properly I freak out that they are going to fly off and hit me...

Aodan83 · 27-05-2009 02:07PM

Michellenman wrote: »

People touching my feet.
My feet touching other people.
Touching other people's feet.
Other people's feet touching me.
My feet touching other's people's feet!

*shudder*

My friend has the exact same fear. Its really weird.
I have a fear of getting burned by hot liquids. Like, scaldingly hot. I hate frying stuff cos the frying pan might spit the oil at me.

Terry · 27-05-2009 02:18PM

Kinetic^ wrote: »

Heights. If you could see me, you'd realise the ironing!

Or where you live.

Tar.Aldarion · 27-05-2009 02:21PM

I want a weird fear

partyguinness · 27-05-2009 02:23PM

I hate 'dogs ears'

You know the kind that appear at the edge of pages on books etc...does my head in and I have to straighten them. If they are very bad I have been known to cut entire corners of books etc with a scissors...:mad:

Mackleton · 27-05-2009 02:24PM

Mine is really odd actually. When I'm walking down stairs I have a bizarre fear of falling forward and knocking my two front teeth out. It makes my teeth feel very vulnerable and exposed ,so much so, that I'm almost tempted to put my hand over my mouth to guard them.....I know, totally ridiculous but there you are.

Also, sponges and that sort of foam filling that's in sofas and the like, if I touch it I get goosebumps and shudder, don't know where that fear came from.

Tupins · 27-05-2009 02:27PM

Giant crabs - like you see on discovery channel. Especially when they show the underside. They totally freak me out. I think it's because they remind me of the alien in the film Aliens when it attaches itself to the mans face. I saw that film as a child and was scarred for life!!

Also clowns.

KTRIC · 27-05-2009 02:31PM

I have a fear of keyboards.

Proxy typing FTW !!

Terry · 27-05-2009 02:33PM

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I want a weird fear

50% of tofu products contain real meat.
You have to guess which ones have the meat in them.

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