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Tips for candidates running in the locals

  • 26-05-2009 07:24PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭


    Don't: Leave a photo on your Facebook showing you and your friends lezzing it up by having them squeeze your sumptuous boobs.
    Do: Make sure that Thumped.com remove the photo as soon as you find out

    That is all.

    Mod edit:http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4502/emmakiernan.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Don't post any more stupid posters on the streets!!

    Seriously how many damn posters does a street need?! On average there are 3 posters on every lamppost on every street of the city!
    Where are they getting all the money for this?!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    it was a damned sexy picture all the same and you'd have to be complete retard to refuse her your vote because of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Don't: Leave a photo on your Facebook showing you and your friends lezzing it up by having them squeeze your sumptuous boobs.
    Do: Make sure that Thumped.com remove the photo as soon as you find out

    That is all.

    Don't: Leave us in suspense.

    Do: Tell us who it is.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    That pic can only help FG, i'd ride vote for her


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Don't try to step into my hallway when I open the door, if I wanted you in my house I would invite you in.

    Don't call after 9 o' clock at night unless you want to be taken down a peg or two.

    Don't put your stupid leaflets through the letterbox, I know who you are & a piece of paper with your name & picture on it won't change the fact that I think you are a d!ckhead.

    Don't get your official picture taken when you have a Lego woman haircut &/ or three chins. You look stupid so I won't vote for you.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    it was a damned sexy picture all the same and you'd have to be complete retard to refuse her your vote because of it.
    I only saw the smaller version (she deleted the one on Facebook), but I can honestly say I would change constituencies just to vote for them...I mean her.

    Enda's got a good eye, I'll give him that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    Ah come on give us a link to fúck.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    This thread fails to deliver


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Don't try to step into my hallway when I open the door, if I wanted you in my house I would invite you in.

    Don't call after 9 o' clock at night unless you want to be taken down a peg or two.

    Don't put your stupid leaflets through the letterbox, I know who you are & a piece of paper with your name & picture on it won't change the fact that I think you are a d!ckhead.

    Don't get your official picture taken when you have a Lego woman haircut &/ or three chins. You look stupid so I won't vote for you.


    But you never call anymore.....:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    markok84 wrote: »
    Ah come on give us a link to fúck.
    http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1225735&postcount=74

    "The" picture was removed.

    Damn, Fine Gael prudishness.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    TheZohan wrote: »
    But you never call anymore.....:(

    We can still be friends, just not in this life :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1225735&postcount=74

    "The" picture was removed.

    Damn, Fine Gael prudishness.

    Damn, they removed it!!
    Someone must/should have had copied and saved it!
    How can we let such a thing die away!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    Don't get caught on camera snorting cocaine at a house party and have your pix published in the Sunday World to which you react by claiming total innocence and that you were 'set up'.

    Do bring your mammy around with you when canvassing for re-election so that your constituants become less inclined to give you the bollocking you deserve at the doorstep.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    God Damnit!!

    In future the rules for these sort of threads are:

    1: Take a screenshot of the site. Did no one learn from when [url=https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/19563/66511.jpg[/url] changed his bebo

    2. Post said screenshot and avoid PICS OR GTFO

    EDIT: thank you My name is URL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,598 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    I see the blue steel pose is still as popular as ever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    dont come to my door again

    thats my only tip


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    Did no one learn from when Decker McGowan changed his bebo


    I wonder which of his friends has a secret crush on him...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Brimmy


    RHunce wrote: »
    dont come to my door again

    thats my only tip

    But what if she came to your door? I'd give her my electoral ballot if you know what I mean :pac:
    I mean my penis


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Who removed my pic of said lesbianism?

    Double standards much? If it's ok to post about a subject, why is it not ok to post the subject matter...?

    And before you say take it to PM, I can't because I dunno who removed the pic..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    If Mary Lou had done this years ago, she'd be Taoiseach by now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,464 ✭✭✭snollup


    Mr.Lizard wrote: »
    Don't get caught on camera snorting cocaine at a house party and have your pix published in the Sunday World to which you react by claiming total innocence and that you were 'set up'.

    Do bring your mammy around with you when canvassing for re-election so that your constituants become less inclined to give you the bollocking you deserve at the doorstep.

    so we can tell her exactly what sort of f**kwad she raised:D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Mary Lou is a rotten yoke. A young woman comes on the political scene and people think she's hot just cause they're used to looking at oul ones.

    She's not good looking. At all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,035 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Where did all the pics that were here a minute ago go? Stupid moderation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Jimbo wrote: »
    If Mary Lou had done this years ago, she'd be Taoiseach of the imaginary Republic Of Fetishism by now.

    fyp.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    kraggy wrote: »
    Mary Lou is a rotten yoke. A young woman comes on the political scene and people think she's hot just cause they're used to looking at oul ones.

    She's not good looking. At all.

    Mary Lou looks like she got a right hiding from the ugly stick.


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