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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: Meep Meep!

    You have disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi~~
    Stranger: hi~~
    Stranger: hi~~
    Stranger: hi~~
    Stranger: where are you from?
    Stranger: i,m from korea
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    I didn't even get a word in tht conversation ffs! :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭cardio,shoot me


    Stranger: hey

    You: helo

    Stranger: from where

    You: earth mainly

    You: but i dabble in interstellar travel

    then he disconnected :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 172 ✭✭sillisome fiend


    Stranger: if your over 14 disconnect
    You: PEDO ALERT
    You have disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,330 ✭✭✭niallon


    God dammit, I wanted to test this thing out for a funny conversation but instead I've somehow found a sane person and am actually having a pretty coherent conversastion instead...oh the ironing!


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 3,635 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ravelleman


    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: where r u from?
    You: ireland
    You: you?
    Stranger: wow
    Stranger: my dream land
    Stranger: i'm from china
    Stranger: i like irish folk song very muck
    You have disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,330 ✭✭✭niallon


    Ravelleman wrote: »
    Stranger: i like irish folk song very muck
    You have disconnected.

    How dare he call our music muck!
    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hai

    You: I can see you

    Stranger: what 's the colour of the shirt i'm wearing?

    You: Red

    Stranger: no

    You: Blue

    Stranger: no

    Stranger: it's yellow

    You: That's what I said

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭5318008!


    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi!
    You: wazzzzzzupppppppp!
    Stranger: asl?
    You: PEDO ALERT!!!
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: i was only jk
    You: :rolleyes:
    Stranger: *laugh*
    You: I'm naked
    Stranger: WHAT!!!0-o
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: PENIS!
    Stranger: hey there :)
    You: HI
    Stranger: asl
    You: Male 65 denver
    You: Fat and hairy
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: PENIS¬!
    Stranger: who are you?
    You: PEDOBEAR!
    Stranger: u want cp?
    You: no. ffs.
    You: PEDO ALERT!
    You: Now i have pigs knocking on my door. Thanks a lot stranger.
    Stranger: ur welcome
    You have disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hhey

    Stranger: asl?

    You: im male

    Stranger: hm

    Stranger: i'm not

    Stranger: are u under 16?

    You: nope, 23

    Stranger: OMG OLD GRUMPY MAN

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭5318008!


    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: I am a girl
    Stranger: hi :D
    ASL ?
    Stranger: im a boy :D
    You: do you want to have sex with me
    Stranger: yeah !
    You have disconnected.

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :)
    Stranger: asl please
    You: herro flom japan
    You: 20 m
    You: u a girl?
    You: your greeting would suggest that
    You: don't get much real girls around here
    You: do you not get perved all the time?
    Stranger: yeah !
    Stranger: =]
    Stranger: ;)
    Stranger: im 19 f
    Stranger: london
    Stranger: & i love getting perved !
    You: really?
    You: not that i'm trying to coz there's oceans between us....
    You: but do you hook up with guys on this?
    Stranger: yeahh ! kinda ;)
    You: :O
    You: :O
    You: :O
    You: :O
    You: :O
    You: :O
    You: :O
    You: :O
    You: :O
    You: :O
    You: :O
    You: :O
    You: :O
    You: :O
    You: :O
    You: :O
    Stranger: stop
    You: :O
    You: :O
    You: :O
    You: :O
    Stranger: stop
    You: :O
    Stranger: stop
    You: :O
    You: :O
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭don ramo


    You: asl

    Stranger: 70 f namibia

    You: hey hunny

    gone


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey

    You: arse

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hello?
    Stranger: hej
    Stranger: hey*
    You: hay
    You: yoinks
    You: what you wearing?
    Stranger: from ?
    You: im wearing jeans and a tee shirt
    You: ireland
    Stranger: i just wearing a tee shirt and a pair of briefs
    You: ...
    You: where's your pants?
    You: why aret you wearing pants?
    Stranger: haha i dont know .d
    Stranger: :D
    You: i can take a wild guess.
    You: its dancing to gogl bordello
    You: ??
    Stranger: hahahaha
    You: told you it was wild
    Stranger: no its to hot to have pants :P
    Stranger: how old are u ?=)
    You: 195
    You: months old
    You: hang on, ill check that...
    Stranger: haahah fun ;)
    You: here, i dont have mathamatics in my country
    You: how many years is 195 months?
    Stranger: i dont know :O
    You: why not?
    You: what country are you from??
    You: it sounds lost
    Stranger: sweden, hahah but you should know how old you are :O
    You: 195 months
    You: months cos thats the only way i can count time
    Stranger: okey :O
    You: and 195 cos thats how many months i like
    You: ..
    You: im 67
    You: this is the first time ive used a computer
    Stranger: are u seriuse :s
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: penis
    Stranger: hah
    Stranger: hah
    Stranger: hah
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 299 ✭✭Firefox10


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: i like cake

    Stranger: really

    Stranger: i hate cakes

    Stranger: i like chocolates thou

    You: choc is good....cake is good too

    Stranger: ahan

    Stranger: choc is betta than a cake

    You: they should have a battle!

    Stranger: chocolates wil win

    Stranger: no need fr a batle

    You: what type of choc then?

    Stranger: hmm

    Stranger: i like all kinds of chocolates :D

    Stranger: an i dnt get it how do u like cakes?

    You: you know....cakes..there tasty

    You have disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    5318008! wrote: »
    You: herro flom japan

    I almost wet my pants reading that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey

    You: hey

    Stranger: asl?

    You: 2/f/mongolia

    Stranger: whatsup?

    Stranger: 20 m UK btw

    You: not much. just feeding my camels.

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Hi

    You: hi. are you a sexy little girl?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: COCK

    Stranger: and, dont forget, balls

    You: COCKBALLS

    Stranger: good choice sir

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: dokeys
    Stranger: Dokeys?
    You: donkeys.
    Stranger: What about donkeys?
    You: big hairy donkey balls
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭alan4cult


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey baby
    You: hi
    Stranger: lets cut to the chase. im horny
    You: i'm not
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: gargantuan
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    Stranger: HKL****YEAH
    You: UPLOADING TROJAN_23IX.EXE
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    ….UPLOAD COMPLETE!!

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: im butt ****ing your mom
    You: UPLOADING TROJAN_23IX.EXE
    UPLOADING TROJAN_24IX.EXE
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    ….UPLOAD COMPLETE!!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi!
    Stranger: Бог. Thats я, начало, повинующееся мне.
    You: **** that.
    You have disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Stranger: hello
    You: Hi there
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: I am 27 m Ire
    You: You?
    Stranger: i dnt like u

    Boo-urns!

    You: Hi
    Stranger: ㅗㅑ
    Stranger: hi
    You: Can I have your spare change please?
    You: It's important!!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: bonjour
    Stranger: france?
    You: ca va?
    You: ah
    You: oui
    You: francais
    Stranger: can you speak english?
    You: oui
    You: i am from france
    You: i leik the harlem globetrotters
    You: they play the basket balls
    You: where you are from?
    Stranger: china~~~
    You: ah
    You: you make my sneakers
    You: thank you
    You: they are comfortable
    Stranger: sorry,i can't get you
    You: i have to go fight crime
    You: bon nuit
    You have disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 284 ✭✭monellia


    Stranger: Hey =D
    You: Hello there!
    Stranger: ASL ?
    You: 19/female/ireland
    You: yourself?
    Stranger: 17/male/The Netherlands
    You: Cool
    Stranger: Nice to meet you
    You: I'd love to visit the Netherlands. Whereabouts do you live?
    You: and you :)
    Stranger: Near Eindhoven
    You: never heard of it
    Stranger: not ? :P hmm strange... I dont like football but Eindhoven has Netherland's best club xD
    Stranger: its to the south
    Stranger: Where do you visit the Netherlands?
    You: oh it rings a bell now
    You: i've never visited the netherlands. I'd like to go to Amsterdam or Maastricht
    You: football is boring

    Stranger: Ye ;)
    You: bunch of lads kicking a ball around
    Stranger: Maastricht is funny :P Strange accent there :P
    You: :p
    You: are you bi-lingual?
    Stranger: ye
    Stranger: I speak Dutch, English, German and some french
    You: wow, good for you! it's a great skill to have
    Stranger: You ?
    You: i speak English, Gaeilge... and some VERY broken German
    Stranger: Gaeilge .? never heard of it
    You: Irish :)
    Stranger: haha nice :P
    You: gtg now
    You: nice talking to you!
    Stranger: Ok nice to meet you
    Stranger: Take care
    You: And you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32 spezi


    Stranger: hi

    You: have you talked to deirdre recently?

    Stranger: no

    You: she's in awful shape...

    Stranger: good

    You: you should really give her a call

    Stranger: old bitch needs to die

    You: dont be so hard on her

    Stranger: who the **** is Deirdre?

    Stranger: who are you?

    You: she didnt mean a word of what she said the other day... i'm sure

    Stranger: **** her and her diabetes


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    Stranger: do u like taylor lautner?

    Stranger: he's so hot

    You: I'm a dude.

    You: A striaght one.

    Stranger: ooh

    Stranger: me too

    You: A straight dude, that thinks guys are hot?

    Stranger: of course

    Stranger: people in brazil thinks like that


    Some usefull information.


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