missing word game!

There's no shame in farting as long as you keep it to yourself.


He who _____ last is a ____________

Under the Underpants the Willy has Coodies!

On top of ____________ I ____________ and _______________but then _____________

I once bought a book to find Wally but then I realised I'd be better off staring at a blank wall for 40 minutes.

Maybe I'll get __________ as the ________ who can't be _________

Where to tell her indoors to go when the yolk of the fried egg gets hard.




Ya gottaBLANKwhenBLANKturns six shades of blue

The rain in Ireland falls mainly 24/7


______ and _______ may break my _______

Politicians could be charasmatic if onlythey had a bit of charisma and reach the people

(that is unless thay have been claiming too many expenses!)

There seems to be a blank spot in my brain!

I bring you _________________ and __________________

When the aliens land, they will stare and wink, but that's alright because we can do the same back and wait to see what they do next!

This is the dog's ________________________ and I have to __________________

Another one:

This is the dog's left ear and I have to keep it under our mattress to appease my wife's grief at his passing.

This morning, I thought I might _________________ but _________________ made me reconsider.

{Sorry- I was too slow typing it!}

All the world's a-spinnin' kinda fast and all the stars are merely a-twinklin' a teensy bit

Whenever I get a ________ the first thing I do is ____________

{Don't forget to create a new phrase when you've solved the previous one!}

The two reasons why I __________ are because _________ and ________

I am bored and dangerous




When will_____and_______get_______.

Im so bored and Fed up with this game




why _____you_____and______follow_______