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Pube Shaving / Trimming (Girls)

  • 22-05-2009 2:28pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭


    Thought we shouldnt discriminate and ask the girls too :rolleyes:

    So what kinda bikini burger do you have? 63 votes

    Ross Kemp
    0% 0 votes
    Landing Strip
    44% 28 votes
    Gorilla Pouch
    55% 35 votes
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Wax.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    My second time posting this today....

    Rule 1: There are no girls on the internet :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    Thought we shouldnt discriminate and ask the girls too :rolleyes:

    i asked her but she told me to shave my own balls


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    How much do you charge??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,731 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Eh.... what was the question again...?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,183 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    liah wrote: »
    Wax.
    I used to wax women myself. Brought up a nice shine, but when I put the buffer on them I got complaints.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Seriously? I cant see many girls replying to this thread. BTW i get me snatch waxed* :D

    /lol thats such a gross word :)

    *this may be a lie or the truth. I'm not telling.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    My second time posting this today....

    Rule 1: There are no girls on the internet :rolleyes:

    Yes. And any that claim to be girls are just weirdo men pretending. Women are too busy having sex with their boyfriends or some other guy to be on the internet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I trim. Why on earth would this topic be embarrassing for women? Unless someone's bush is horribly unkempt or green or something


    EDIT: My computer is in my kitchen so I post while I'm waiting for the washing to finish


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭boardinwork


    Kiera wrote: »
    Seriously? I cant see many girls replying to this thread. BTW i get me snatch waxed* :D

    /lol thats such a gross word :)

    *this may be a lie or the truth. I'm not telling.

    You have a hairy one dont you :cool:


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,320 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    The last bird I rode had a fanny like an axe wound in a gorillas back


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    phasers wrote: »
    I trim. Why on earth would this topic be embarrassing for women? Unless someone's bush is horribly unkempt or green or something


    EDIT: My computer is in my kitchen so I post while I'm waiting for the washing to finish
    Its not that we're embarrassed its that this is AH and if you talk about it in anyway you get stalked or replies like "pic or GTFO"
    You have a hairy one dont you :cool:
    ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    The Master wrote: »
    The last bird I rode had a fanny like an axe wound in a gorillas back

    Thats why you're the master :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Kiera wrote: »
    Its not that we're embarrassed its that this is AH and if you talk about it in anyway you get stalked or replies like "pic or GTFO"


    ;)

    That is true. You heard that lads, behave or there will be no discussing of ladyparts


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    Kiera wrote: »
    Its not that we're embarrassed its that this is AH and if you talk about it in anyway you get stalked or replies like "pic or GTFO"


    ah rules.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    The Master wrote: »
    The last bird I rode had a fanny like an axe wound in a gorillas back

    i believe thats called a gorilla salad


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭boardinwork


    The Master wrote: »
    The last bird I rode had a fanny like an axe wound in a gorillas back
    Play on playa :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    regarding waxing this video about says it all

    http://www.break.com/index/girls_getting_a_bikini_wax.html


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭boardinwork


    Kiera wrote: »
    Its not that we're embarrassed its that this is AH and if you talk about it in anyway you get stalked or replies like "pic or GTFO"


    ;)


    So there are Boards Stalkers? :eek:

    NAME AND SHAME THEM :pac:

    Glad to see most women have a bit of muff management going on here. There was I thinking, in these difficult times - they'd stop looking after their moneymakers and there would be Tom Sellecks popping up everywhere :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭Nehaxak


    The Master wrote: »
    The last bird I rode had a fanny like an axe wound in a gorillas back

    Ah, the 1970's, such a great decade.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I prefer no haor down thaor, pubes are rotten looking. I don't understand the point of a landing strip either, just looks odd.

    As for guys, I don't mind so long as they are trimmed back.. out of the way, so to speak :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭Nehaxak


    Prefer a girl to be shaven, easier and more enjoyable for me to be down there.
    Girls with an untidy bush, hair everywhere, may as well be licking a blokes armpits.
    If you want a bloke (or a girl?) down there, shave off the hair, thank you please.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭Nehaxak


    Or actually wax, don't shave. Shaving tends to make the area a little red, probably spotty after a day or two, eeewwww...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Yes sir


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    So there are Boards Stalkers? :eek:

    NAME AND SHAME THEM :pac:

    You're not aware of Boards.ie's most infamous stalker?

    Did you just crawl out from under a rock?


  • Registered Users Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    Boards has an infamous stalker?

    I trim like a mother ****er but I do expect girls to have nothing, or next to nothing, down there


  • Registered Users Posts: 96 ✭✭PJW


    Squadren Leader your cleared for takeoff, deffo landing strip "but thats all"


  • Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭Dlite


    I have a baldy gee.

    I would grow it for the right man.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    I've been a muff diver for many a year....

    I've spent all my money on muff diving gear*


    *May not be true


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Hank Moody said it best so I won't say it. But listen out for number 3 in this video.




    For those who can't watch YouTube
    Hank Moody wrote:
    HelL-A Magazine blog number 1. Hank hates you all. A few things I've learned on my travels through this crazy little thing called life. One, a morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness. Two, I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. And 3, while I'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I'm not talking about a huge 70's Playboy bush or anything. Just something that reminds me that I'm performing cunnilingus on an adult. But I guess the larger question is why is the city of angels so hell bent on destroying its female population.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Like i said in anothee thread, don't do it.;)
    http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp220/galwayrush/hairlesspussy.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    bronte wrote: »
    I've been a muff diver for many a year....

    I've spent all my money on muff diving gear*


    *May not be true

    **** I'm going to be singing that in my head all weekend now, love it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I don't understand how people like it Hollywood pron style. Completely bald looks odd and really I don't want to think that the vag I am having my way with, looks like it could belong to a 10 year old.

    I don't want to feel like I am flossing, but Just a little hair is nice.

    Then again, my own are usually basically gone, for a few days before they grow back. I just shave them to a 0 using a normal Head Razor. Leave it for 2 weeks and repeat. After the 2 weeks it is almost turning into 70's Prono.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,209 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    **** I'm going to be singing that in my head all weekend now, love it!

    Well i've been a Muff Diver for a many a year,
    And I spent all my money on Muff Diving gear,
    The mask, the bottle, the oxygen tank,
    When i'm not divin' i'm havin' a........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    **** I'm going to be singing that in my head all weekend now, love it!

    Soz! :p
    That's exactly what happened to me when I opened this thread :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    I don't understand how people like it Hollywood pron style. Completely bald looks odd and really I don't want to think that the vag I am having my way with, looks like it could belong to a 10 year old.

    I don't want to feel like I am flossing, but Just a little hair is nice.

    Then again, my own are usually basically gone, for a few days before they grow back. I just shave them to a 0 using a normal Head Razor. Leave it for 2 weeks and repeat. After the 2 weeks it is almost turning into 70's Prono.

    bald is awesome, and anyone who's that worried that they will mistake a mature, naked woman for a child has some issues that go beyond vagoo's.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    bald is awesome, and anyone who's that worried that they will mistake a mature, naked woman for a child has some issues that go beyond vagoo's.

    its true i agree..

    But pubes have nerve ending's... which lead's to missed out sensations's,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    The Master wrote: »
    The last bird I rode had a fanny like an axe wound in a gorillas back

    They don't write love songs like that anymore.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    The Master neglected to mention that it was a silverback:pac: He likes the auld ones.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,033 ✭✭✭thebullkf


    RonMexico wrote: »
    The Master neglected to mention that it was a silverback:pac: He likes the auld ones.


    been there....

    it was like wearing the face of gerry adams sideways.

    pretty ironic.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    If you are a girl and have a bush, shave it. We're not apes anymore. Unless you like the idea of evolution passing you by.

    Ok, well.. technically we are apes.. but.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Women who refuse to keep their nether regions tidy don't warrant the ride.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,033 ✭✭✭thebullkf


    dlofnep wrote: »
    If you are a girl and have a bush, shave it. We're not apes anymore. Unless you like the idea of evolution passing you by.

    Ok, well.. technically we are apes.. but.


    ..............oh you said apes.........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Thought we shouldnt discriminate and ask the girls too :rolleyes:
    I don't get the rolleyes symbol here - is it implying that girls don't do it but insist on men doing it? Because I sure as hell ain't ever gonna have a forest going on down there. Not only have I pride in my muff's appearance but sex and an unkempt lady garden = ouch!
    bald is awesome, and anyone who's that worried that they will mistake a mature, naked woman for a child has some issues that go beyond vagoo's.
    Well that's hardly what's being said - what's meant is, a completely hairless gee is going to look like that of a pre-pubescent girl's. And it sure as hell is.
    Based on your logic, one could say a guy who prefers it bald... has some issues that go beyond vagoos.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭Pinky Pixie


    Carpet was so 80's....it's all about the wooden floors ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    WAY too much hassle. Yes, I keep it minimal, but bald? **** that!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭Pinky Pixie


    Ok I know this is gross...but bald feels way nicer:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 705 ✭✭✭yurmothrintites


    There Was actually a show on female hair on TG4 just there.

    Graphic but interesting. They had a guy on who only went out with REALLY hairy women. Needless to say they were probably the only women he could get!


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