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What has After Hours done for you?

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Pighead wrote: »
    After Hours has thought Pighead that geeks get excited when talk turns to matters of a sexual nature. Especially geeks like Redrocket whose name is a cleverly disguised anagram of Erect Dork.
    Pighead you are the man. Instead of thanking you ill just link to a site where you get your jokes, which at this stage are very very old.

    http://wordsmith.org/anagram/

    Anagrams of Pighead.
    Egad Hip
    Egad Phi
    Aged Hip
    Aged Phi
    Gaped Hi
    Paged Hi
    Head Pig
    Page Hid
    Gape Hid
    Heap Dig
    Hag Pied
    Gap Hide
    Gap Hied
    A Dig Hep
    A Hid Peg
    Ad Peg Hi
    Ad He Pig
    Ad Eh Pig
    Gad He Pi
    Gad Eh Pi
    Gad Hep I
    Had Peg I
    Hag Ed Pi
    Gap Ed Hi
    Gap Id He
    Gap Id Eh
    Ha Ed Pig
    Ha Id Peg
    Ah Ed Pig
    Ah Id Peg
    Pa Dig He
    Pa Dig Eh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Nothing really. But it stings when I pee now.

    I've got images welded into the back of my head now :(

    Ive even clicked my heals and repeated there's No place like home there's no place like home :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    It's made me realise what a bunch of bah-sheep we all are. I'll strive to be a bit more understanding of the poor, misguided people who believe what they read in the papers or online.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    I now do a shower terminator every morning. Thanks AH.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,220 ✭✭✭Redrocket


    Wayhey I think Pigtard insulted me!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Carroller


    It made me see the greatest T-shirt ever


    The Wolf Moon T-Shirt.....


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Redrocket wrote: »
    Wayhey I think Pigtard insulted me!

    And he got infracted for it. And now you have been also.

    I re-iterate.
    No more personal abuse please.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 542 ✭✭✭crustyjuggler




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    FearDark wrote: »
    Pighead you are the man. Instead of thanking you ill just link to a site where you get your jokes, which at this stage are very very old.
    You make the word "old" sound like a bad thing. Dismissing everything that is old as rubbish is a nonsense and shows a lack of appreciation from you to the finer things in life.

    Wine, cheese, hand made musical instruments and Beruthials all improve with age. Pighead's guessing that you're a young man in a hurry too busy to enjoy the finer things in life. Too busy with your smooth skin and up to date gadgets. But hear this and hear this well FearDark, someday you too will get old and when that day comes you better hope that you have learned to appreciate that all that glitters is not gold. Otherwise you will end up hating yourself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Oh also in the past 2 days at least 6 people have questioned my gender.



    ... :( ...


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    phasers wrote: »
    Oh also in the past 2 days at least 6 people have questioned my gender.



    ... :( ...

    It's your fault for the androdgenous mixture of avatar and sig. Nobody knows now. It's a mystery.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    It's your fault for the androdgenous mixture of avatar and sig. Nobody knows now. It's a mystery.

    Yeah why can't people have clear cut gender indicating names like javaboy or dr.bollocko.*











    *I'm 99.99% sure I made that exact same joke before. I'm like Billy Connolly now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    phasers wrote: »
    Oh also in the past 2 days at least 6 people have questioned my gender.



    ... :( ...

    I get that a lot too,posters presume I am male.
    Even though my sig is pink.
    :mad:


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    javaboy wrote: »
    Yeah why can't people have clear cut gender indicating names like javaboy or dr.bollocko.*











    *I'm 99.99% sure I made that exact same joke before. I'm like Billy Connolly now.
    Yup. Exact same terribly sexist joke. Women can be Paediatricians as well as nurses.
    I get that a lot too,posters presume I am male.
    Even though my sig is pink.
    :mad:
    Your name evokes a signature move from the excellence of execution himself Mr. Bret the Hitman Hart.He also liked pink but nobody thought he was a girl. A username that doubtless causes one to reminisce of childhood heroes but also indicates a certain masculinity that cannot be ignored easily.
    And that is your cross to bear for the love of your hero.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Taught me that there is no point of view so insanely and absurdly stupid that someone will not subscribe to it.
    I get that a lot too,posters presume I am male.
    Even though my sig is pink.
    :mad:

    Finally admitting that no real man would be associated with colour pink eh? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Your name evokes a signature move from the excellence of execution himself Mr. Bret the Hitman Hart.He also liked pink but nobody thought he was a girl. A username that doubtless causes one to reminisce of childhood heroes but also indicates a certain masculinity that cannot be ignored easily.
    And that is your cross to bear for the love of your hero.

    Excellently put.
    A finely executed post in fact.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    orestes wrote: »
    That there is no point of view so insanely and absurdly stupid that someone will not subscribe to it.



    Finally admitting that no real man would be associated with colour pink eh? :p
    Show me where?
    I do hope you like that sig because it will be yours for as long as I am breathing.:cool:
    I get that a lot too,posters presume I am male.
    Even though my sig is pink.
    :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,043 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Pink was a manly colour until the nazis corrupted it.
    Damn Nazis still ruining people's fun.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Met some of my friends from posting in After Hours :)


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Pink was a manly colour until the nazis corrupted it.
    Damn Nazis still ruining people's fun.

    NOOOOOO!!!
    Godwins!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,043 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    NOOOOOO!!!
    Godwins!

    This means I win the thread, yes?
    It is AH after all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Pink was a manly colour until the nazis corrupted it.
    Damn Nazis still ruining people's fun.

    Ah the Nazi's weren't all bad, those SS uniforms were pretty sexy


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    This means I win the thread, yes?
    It is AH after all.

    Whoever wins, AH doesn't.

    Dammit Thaedydal I'm a doctor.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,043 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Whoever wins, AH doesn't.

    As long as I win I really don't care about most other people.
    Dammit Thaedydal I'm a doctor.

    You've tried that line before, please put away your 'stethoscope' and maybe you should have your blood pressure check out you have gone a strange shade of purple.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    after hours stole my innocence


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    You've tried that line before, please put away your 'stethoscope' and maybe you should have your blood pressure check out you have gone a strange shade of purple.
    Hey what happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,043 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Hey what happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom.

    I heard it wasn't a bedroom but you got over amours in bargain town with your Mrs sister....

    Ah will always have a place in my affections, it was from this forum I got my first ban evar, from Monty when he was truely the one and only.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    I heard it wasn't a bedroom but you got over amours in bargain town with your Mrs sister....

    Ah will always have a place in my affections, it was from this forum I got my first ban evar, from Monty when he was truely the one and only.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 451 ✭✭seven-iron


    I am on this site because I'm struggling to study, I post random comments in peoples conversations to piss them off. yes i'm a wan-ker I know. Once I'm done with the exams I'll will no longer browse this bebo facebook wannabe shi-te. I will busy myself with living life.

    But what I have realised is that the same people are on this all the time. You are loners. You have thousands of comments and little pictures under your username. You may refer to yourself in the third person. Spending your evenings like this masks your loneliness. But look at yourselves in the mirror and ask has this site done anything for you? An honest person will answer and realise this is nothing. Fuc-king hell, get busy living life or get busy dying.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Ah will always have a place in my affections, it was from this forum I got my first ban evar, from Monty when he was truely the one and only.

    My first ever ban was from a right nutter of a mod, think they are still around here somewhere


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