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What will I do to entertain myself?

  • 20-05-2009 10:32PM
    #1
    Blush_01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭


    SOOO bored.

    Any suggestions welcome (I'm looking for mischief).
    Tagged:


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  • #2
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Watch TV?


  • #3
    Random
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,080 ✭✭✭✭Random


    Google Kirstys Home videos ;)


  • #4
    ZiMZuM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭ZiMZuM


    Fap Fap Fap?


  • #5
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    http://www.fas.ie


  • #6
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I assume we're looking for better suggestions than "Have a wank?"

    ... well there isnt one


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  • #7
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,949 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Build a house of cards.


  • #8
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    DONT MASTURBATE IN THE LIVING ROOM


  • #9
    5318008!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭5318008!


    Troll yahoo answers. Or if you're really up for it go onto 2nd life and abuse the **** outta randomers.


  • #10
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,605 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Shoot a constable in the face


  • #11
    5318008!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭5318008!


    phasers wrote: »
    I assume we're looking for better suggestions than "Have a wank?"

    ... well there isnt one

    and how would you know this?

    No wonder people assume you're a guy :rolleyes:.


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,542 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This post has been deleted.


  • #13
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    5318008! wrote: »
    and how would you know this?

    No wonder people assume you're a guy.

    Girls have their own version buddy


  • #14
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,605 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    phasers wrote: »
    Girls have their own version buddy

    schlick the fcuk up!


  • #15
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Post some posts on Boards!


  • #16
    5318008!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭5318008!


    Well i've never heard it described as a ****, and i refuse to let that beloved word be polluted. It actually has a far more complex meaning than just "masturbation".

    It refers only to the a specific motion used on the penis with a hand only. Also the person recieving a **** does not neccesarily have to be the person giving it, thus differentiating it further from "masturbation" and other such terms.


  • #17
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    5318008! wrote: »
    Well i've never heard it described as a ****, and i refuse to let that beloved word be polluted. It actually has a far more complex meaning than just "masturbation".

    It refers only to the a specific motion used on the penis with a hand only. Also the person recieving a **** does not neccesarily have to be the person giving it, thus differentiating it further from "masturbation" and other such terms.

    Sorry Mr. Scientist, didn't realise being a wanker was so precious to you :pac:


  • #18
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Adopt a monkey.....


  • #19
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Lube up your hole and squat on a Bulmers flagon.


  • #20
    A7X
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭A7X


    Put a hole in a melon and get a toilet brush


  • #21
    5318008!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭5318008!


    phasers wrote: »
    Sorry Mr. Scientist, didn't realise being a wanker was so precious to you :pac:

    Just try to understand that guys hold some things precious in ways women-folk don't understand ;).

    The word "****" being one of those things.

































    :D


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  • #22
    Quality
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Take some kinky pictures and text them to your fella.... Or someone who you would like to be your fella;)


  • #23
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    PM random messages to people on boards


  • #24
    Banter Joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭Banter Joe


    I'd go for this if you haven't done it before:-

    http://fantasticcontraption.com/

    And to bring in the mischievious side of things you could mix it with the flagon suggestion above.


  • #25
    A7X
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭A7X


    Quality wrote: »
    Take some kinky pictures and text them to your fella.... Or someone who you would like to be your fella;)

    or me :cool:


  • #26
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    PM random messages to people on boards


    Sends Gummy Panda a random pm :p


  • #27
    smk89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    put the vegetable drawer from the fridge into a bucket of water containing your clothes and observe the soap opera that is your washing (drugs help)


  • #28
    delllat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭delllat


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Lube up your hole and squat on a Bulmers flagon.

    real men squat on bulmers flagons without lube !


  • #29
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    :eek:

    With the cap still on!!!


  • #30
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    phasers wrote: »
    Sorry Mr. Scientist, didn't realise being a wanker was so precious to you :pac:
    Hahahaha burrrn. Excellent ownage.


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  • #31
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    :eek:

    With the cap still on!!!

    Even better, super-glue the cap on upside down


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