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Interesting words and phrases you've heard today

  • 13-05-2009 01:54PM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,077 ✭✭✭


    Just heard a guy on RTÉ Radio 1 use the word "karfuffle". I'm not sure of its spelling, but I gather it means something like rí rá agus ruaile buaile/commotion.

    He then went on, dismissively recounting somebody's opinion with the words 'mar dhéa!"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 749 ✭✭✭Spastafarian


    Cockgiblet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    The last interesting word I heard was "goother", which I guess must have its origin in rural Ireland.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    m**therf*ckers as in: "Gandhi the Indian is what you said... a small man with a bald head and he was rather under fed WRITE IT DOWN M/f'ers "


    Yeah...


    thats a song for 5-7 year olds.

    * song: a history lesson - stephen lynch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    A wankstain down the duvet of life.

    Cockbullet.

    Sweet lanterin' Jaysus.

    Whore master.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,840 ✭✭✭Trev M


    Palarva ...Pulava whatever the fcuk , loadsa of people are saying it , personally Ive never come across it before...where has it come from?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    Trev M wrote: »
    Palarva ...Pulava whatever the fcuk , loadsa of people are saying it , personally Ive never come across it before...where has it come from?

    divin in their.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,647 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    "Two this morning, both to the tesco girl who served me on Tuesday." This is from a poem on the subject of masturbation ( http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=60192012&postcount=1 )and is such a wonderful phrase that I intend to steal it and use it as my own.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,815 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    "Kindly do the needful"

    :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 520 ✭✭✭beerbaron


    Dord wrote: »
    "Kindly do the needful"

    :mad:

    Was that Santosh or Ravi who said that to you ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 951 ✭✭✭sorrywhat


    Heard someone once say to another person about something that tasted digusting
    "....tasted like a sh!tty flip flop...! "

    I thought that was fairly funny!


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,917 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    "He's not fighting the drugs, it's his body gasping for air, it's only a reflex he's dead.."

    Said by the vet after i put my dog to sleep :(:(:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Feckwanker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭SRFC90


    Real Ale Madrid


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,840 ✭✭✭Trev M


    "He's not fighting the drugs, it's his body gasping for air, it's only a reflex he's dead.."

    Said by the vet after i put my dog to sleep :(:(:(

    :o Disaster


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,591 ✭✭✭Mizu_Ger


    A wankstain down the duvet of life.

    Cockbullet.

    Sweet lanterin' Jaysus.

    Whore master.

    You heard all of those words today? What the hell were you doing?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Mizu_Ger wrote: »
    You heard all of those words today? What the hell were you doing?

    Must have been in the public gallery of the Dail or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭starflake


    the word galevanting.... or however you spell it... ie) off actin the maggit


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,263 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    "Give the little bollox a battering"

    Written on a note accompanying a bold 5 year old who had been sent out of his classroom.
    Primary teachers are the funniest people ever.

    Fact.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 104 ✭✭Davie_m


    Mizu_Ger wrote: »
    You heard all of those words today? What the hell were you doing?

    maybe they were at the AIB shareholders meeting...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    Dord wrote: »
    "Kindly do the needful"

    :mad:

    Were you convienced today?
    Or intimated? (sounds kinda durty)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    "I'm burstin' for a shíte, the first two inches is cold"

    One schoolgirl to another in McDonalds in Swords today.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,263 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    As usual, Prison is a bastion of all things hilariously profane

    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=60230065&postcount=1

    edit:
    :( thread was deleted


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Rebelheart wrote: »
    Just heard a guy on RTÉ Radio 1 use the word "karfuffle". I'm not sure of its spelling, but I gather it means something like rí rá agus ruaile buaile/commotion.

    He then went on, dismissively recounting somebody's opinion with the words 'mar dhéa!"



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 120 ✭✭raptorman


    Trev M wrote: »
    Palarva ...Pulava whatever the fcuk , loadsa of people are saying it , personally Ive never come across it before...where has it come from?


    I think thats Palavas, refering to one being palavas drunk.

    An a lad at work says "bullifits" when refering to how drunk he was. He's from Monaghan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 496 ✭✭s-cogan


    raptorman wrote: »
    I think thats Palavas, refering to one being palavas drunk.

    An a lad at work says "bullifits" when refering to how drunk he was. He's from Monaghan.


    palaver.
    it means the same thing thing as kerfuffle



    ie




    whats all the palaver about?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,077 ✭✭✭Rebelheart


    'He's after his dinner' (lit. 'tá sé tar éis a dhinnéir') - always throws the non-Irish!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    I went to college in d'country...I was in 3rd year before I knew what 'Fodder' meant.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Tosserette


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭tipex


    'c**thook'

    'go boil your head' that was from falling for a dancer but my sis and i always remember it as a stupid funny insult


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Saibh wrote: »
    Tosserette



    How PC.


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