Wisconsin Man Runs Over, Eats Seven-Legged Transgendered Deer

Capt'n Midnight · 03-05-2009 12:17AM #1

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,236483,00.html

I was going to ask what extra bits you'd like, like an eye on the end of you finger so you could see how much change you had in your pocket, but based on the title I'd have to ask what is your impossible fantasy ? :pac:

Sharpshooter · 03-05-2009 12:27AM

He slowed down but the buck ran under the truck?
Why did it not leg it?

JimmyCrackCorn! · 03-05-2009 12:35AM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

He slowed down but the buck ran under the truck?
Why did it not leg it?

Depression

Saibh · 03-05-2009 12:40AM

JimmyCrackCorn! wrote: »

Depression

Recession

Ghost Train · 03-05-2009 12:41AM

JimmyCrackCorn! wrote: »

Depression

Deerpression

Vain · 03-05-2009 12:42AM

Saibh wrote: »

Recession

Obsession

Latchy · 03-05-2009 12:46AM

Ballad session

Calhoun · 03-05-2009 12:49AM

Killing it is one thing but eating mutated deer :eek::eek::eek:.

seanybiker · 03-05-2009 12:51AM

Calhoun wrote: »

Killing it is one thing but eating mutated deer :eek::eek::eek:.

Easier than eating a live one

Sharpshooter · 03-05-2009 01:10AM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,236483,00.html

I was going to ask what extra bits you'd like, like an eye on the end of you finger so you could see how much change you had in your pocket, but based on the title I'd have to ask what is your impossible fantasy ? :pac:

The man John thought he ran over the deer and got out of his truck to see if it was ok.

The buck as it turned out raped the bejeesus out of the fecker and left him in the middle of the road.

Feeling guilty the buck wrote a deer John letter to Fox News who in turn gave all the publicity to buck and doe he felt guilty all over again he wasn't about to apologise for being horny.

How lucky that John fella was thought buck, that it was seven legs I have.
Butt that was a hole other story.

Matt Holck · 03-05-2009 01:17AM

Abstention

O'Coonassa · 03-05-2009 01:22AM

I've recently seen people releasing deer and bulls into supermarkets to get on the news. This is taking it to a whole new level.

The_Minister · 03-05-2009 02:12AM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

I was going to ask what extra bits you'd like, like an eye on the end of you finger so you could see how much change you had in your pocket, but based on the title I'd have to ask what is your impossible fantasy ? :pac:

Poke yourself in the eye, then consider if you want to pick things up with them.

EDIT: Or masturbation. Urgh! The myth about going blind would soon become true.

meathstevie · 03-05-2009 03:29AM

Siamese twin deer ? I'd still advise .30-06 over a truck...far less costly at the garage.

S.I.R · 03-05-2009 03:36AM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,236483,00.html

I was going to ask what extra bits you'd like, like an eye on the end of you finger so you could see how much change you had in your pocket, but based on the title I'd have to ask what is your impossible fantasy ? :pac:

" its transgendered... both female and male organs... "

Pics or gtfo

Terry · 03-05-2009 03:43AM

Fox news, is it?

Wisconsin Man Runs Over, Eats Seven-Legged Transgendered Deer

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