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Klingon Hamlet · 26-04-2009 11:54PM #1

After a few pints the little soldier tends to die an untimely death. I suffer with massive indigestion just after a few pints which doesn't help. Tried different brews, all to no effect.

I heard Korean Red Ginseng is excellent for boosting a man's strength Down There. Does anyone know would that help even when inebriated? Obviously it impedes my ability to score, a problem I would like to see (e)rectified.

My post might be humourous but the problem is genuine. Please help. Thanks!

Queen-Mise · 27-04-2009 12:00AM

Don't drink when you go out, very simple. You don't need to be drunk to score with a girl.

And the drooping thing is very common i'd say, have heard about it a lot.

Nevyn · 27-04-2009 12:22AM

It could be a sympthom of a bigger health issue have you spoken with your dr on this ?

Klingon Hamlet · 27-04-2009 01:11AM

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Don't drink when you go out, very simple. You don't need to be drunk to score with a girl.

And the drooping thing is very common i'd say, have heard about it a lot.

Reverse the first sentence. I don't go out to get drunk in order to score. But when I'm out with friends and I get chatting to a girl, I know that in the end, it'll be a fruitless (AKA erectionless) exercise.

It is common enough but some people go the other way. Obviously there's a chemical/biological/physiological explanation for this disparity, and therefore a solution. Which brought me to the possibility of ginseng.

Klingon Hamlet · 27-04-2009 01:14AM

Thaedydal wrote: »

It could be a sympthom of a bigger health issue have you spoken with your dr on this ?

Yup she said it can happen and there's nothing that can be done. I suffer with IBS which is a real b1tch because it's generic code for We Don't Know What Makes Your Stomach So Goddamned Intrusive In Your Life. Tried varying diets etc...that's all a different story. Long/short, I need to supplement my body with some non-stuck in their ways Doctor Solutions, AKA Eastern herbs/pills.

I did try herbal supplements (like Viagra). Excellent results. Too excellent. I'd never advocate using them---they sucker-punch your heart, for one thing---but it was that or go home unloved:o

Zaph · 27-04-2009 01:15AM

Klingon Hamlet wrote: »

Reverse the first sentence. I don't go out to get drunk in order to score. But when I'm out with friends and I get chatting to a girl, I know that in the end, it'll be a fruitless (AKA erectionless) exercise.

Well when you start getting friendly with a girl why not stop drinking and give yourself a fighting chance later on?

bluecell99 · 27-04-2009 01:45PM

Korean ginseng or any other supplement wont work if you have too much to drink.You need to confine it to one or two drinks if you intend to do the deed.

In general terms this issue can affect all men at different stages throughout life for a variety of reasons - stress,poor fitness,heavy smoking and drinking,bad diet,lack of exercise.

There are extremely positive reports about a natural herbal supplement called " Horny Goat Weed" (I kid you not) originating on mountainous slopes in China.Its available in most health food stores and costss about twenty five euro for a months supply.

Many men have also reported a dramatic improvement after adding more fissh to their diet as well as taking zinc as a food supplement.

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