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Sum the opposite sex up in one paragraph

midlandsmissus · 2009-04-22 14:59:33

Man is in pub with friends. Man meets woman. Friends leave. Man talks to woman for 2 minutes, she leaves, he goes home seperately. Man's friend 'How did you get on with your one last night?' Man: 'Ah jays sure I left her with a face...... LIKE A PAINTERS RADIO!!! Man's friend: G'way, your a legend! :D:D:D

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#32 24-04-2009 11:04AM

colrow

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I think there are all lovely

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#33 24-04-2009 03:05PM

cherryghost

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confusing, demanding, over-emotional, yet smart, sexy, funny and everything else thats good in the world :pac:

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#34 24-04-2009 03:09PM

stevelknievel

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As a species, you are beautiful, you're amazing, you're fantstic. But individually, you're focking hard work

(credit to Tommy Tiernan. I think)

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#35 25-04-2009 12:40AM

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Dudess wrote: »

In possession of a penis and testicles. Produces the hormone testosterone.

In possession of a vagina and ovaries. Produces the hormone oestrogen.

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#36 25-04-2009 12:49AM

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Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny

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#37 25-04-2009 12:51AM

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Lollipops23 wrote: »

baffling,sexy, sport obsessive, computer game obsessive, flatulent, waaay to comfy with being naked.

Em, hello baby, i didnt know you were a member of Boards......:p

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#38 25-04-2009 12:52AM

randylonghorn

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Swallows dictionaries, talks double-dutch! >.<

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#39 25-04-2009 02:02AM

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randy long horn

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#40 25-04-2009 02:11AM

Inter

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Unpredictably unpredictable - which I suppose is the same as predictably predictable.

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