What's with all the Futurama quotes on AH lately?

Mr Benevolent · 20-04-2009 04:13PM

Bender: 'Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Little Timmy?'
Little Timmy: 'What's that, sir?'
B: 'That I, Bender, am perfect for the role!'
LT: 'You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir.'

and another:

'Good day, gentle jerkwads!'

ShooterSF · 20-04-2009 04:16PM

Leela: You know Zap once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon, then I realized that inside you were just a pitiful child, but now I realize that outside that child is a big pompous buffoon.
Zapp: And which one rocked your world?

Indie18 · 20-04-2009 04:16PM

Professor: "Start the ship, Leela! Let's just steal the damn radar dish, and get back to our own time."

Fry: "But, but, won't that change history?"

Professor: "Oooh… A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!"

Mr Benevolent · 20-04-2009 04:21PM

Professor: "Start the ship, Leela! Let's just steal the damn radar dish, and get back to our own time."

Fry: "But, but, won't that change history?"

Professor: "Oooh… A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!"

One of the best episodes.

ShooterSF · 20-04-2009 04:25PM

Damn it op, flooding back now. Going to a corona industry night tonight and I'll be spewing random futurama quotes.

Fine. I'll just jump in swim around and drink as much as I like.
HELP! I can't swim!!

stevelknievel · 20-04-2009 04:26PM

jhegarty wrote: »

If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... checkmate

That's fantastic. I also like:
Zapp: One day a man has everything. The next day he blows up a four hundred billion dollar spacestation. And the next day he has nothing. It makes you think.
Kif: No it doesn't

Zapp: I am the Man With No Name...................Zapp Brannigan

Zapp: My friends, you can take away a mans title and his uniform, but you can never take away his integrity or his honour. (Music ends) Plus it was mostly Kifs fault!

Zapp: Remeber kif the quickest way to a women's bed is through her parents. Sleep with them and your in.

You might have guessed I'm a fan of Zapp.

Terry · 20-04-2009 04:27PM

Dolomite, baby.

CreepingDeath · 20-04-2009 04:29PM

Leela: Christmas isn't about the food
Tiny Tim: I'm so hungry.

Professey Chin · 20-04-2009 04:37PM

Fry: "Wait a minute. I know that monkey.His name is Donkey"
Professor: "Donkeys arnt monkeys!Quit messing with my head!"

Busi_Girl08 · 20-04-2009 04:38PM

Narrator: You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. The second one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door. Please send a man 'round back and pick up Clyde Smith, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.
Clyde Smith: I]Smith is run over by a car, then awakes in a casino. He plays the slot machine and wins[/I Ha-ha-ha! A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven!
I]wins again[/I
Clyde Smith: A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be... in HELL!
Sebastian Cabot: No, Mr. Smith. You are not in heaven or hell. You are on an airplane!
I]unrolls the curtains, revealing the airplane windows. A creature sits on the wing of the plane, ripping wires out of it[/I
Clyde Smith: There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me!
Sebastian Cabot: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
I]Pulls out a mirror. Clyde's reflection indeed looks like Hitler[/I
Clyde Smith: No!
I]turns to a woman sitting next to him[/I
Clyde Smith: Eva Braun! Help me!
I]the woman pulls off a mask, revealing the head of a fly[/I
Clyde Smith: A-a-ah!
Bender: Saw it coming.

Bender-"Who are you and why should I care?"

Marv Albert: Ladies and gentlemen, something very strange has just occurred in this basketball match between space clowns and atomic monsters.

Lucy Liu-bot: You're cute!
Fry: No, you are!
Lucy Liu-bot: No, you!
Fry: No, you!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot!

"War were declared"

JessieJames · 20-04-2009 04:40PM

BENDER: Who's that? A wolf? Or some kind of
boogen? Oh God I wish I was safe inside
a tent. (deep voice) Fry, Fry wake
up! It's me! Bigface!:D

Professey Chin · 20-04-2009 04:40PM

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Narrator: You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. The second one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door. Please send a man 'round back and pick up Clyde Smith, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.
Clyde Smith: I]Smith is run over by a car, then awakes in a casino. He plays the slot machine and wins[/I Ha-ha-ha! A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven!
I]wins again[/I
Clyde Smith: A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be... in HELL!
Sebastian Cabot: No, Mr. Smith. You are not in heaven or hell. You are on an airplane!
I]unrolls the curtains, revealing the airplane windows. A creature sits on the wing of the plane, ripping wires out of it[/I
Clyde Smith: There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me!
Sebastian Cabot: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
I]Pulls out a mirror. Clyde's reflection indeed looks like Hitler[/I
Clyde Smith: No!
I]turns to a woman sitting next to him[/I
Clyde Smith: Eva Braun! Help me!
I]the woman pulls off a mask, revealing the head of a fly[/I
Clyde Smith: A-a-ah!
Bender: Saw it coming.

Bender-"Who are you and why should I care?"

Marv Albert: Ladies and gentlemen, something very strange has just occurred in this basketball match between space clowns and atomic monsters.

Lucy Liu-bot: You're cute!
Fry: No, you are!
Lucy Liu-bot: No, you!
Fry: No, you!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot!

"War were declared"

Get off IMDB

Busi_Girl08 · 20-04-2009 04:42PM

MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!!!

Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank.

James Forde · 20-04-2009 04:44PM

Leela: Hmm, he doesn't seem to be on the checklist.
Bender: So you're saying we can cook him?
Fry: Yeah, a barbecue, I can wear my hilarious apron.
Leela: No, I don't care how hilarious your apron is. We're not cooking him. Aaaaw, I'll call you Nibbler.
Bender: Aaaw, I'll fire up the grill.

thelordofcheese · 20-04-2009 04:45PM

"This is discrimination of the worst kind, the kind against me."

"Introducing mushu, the educated whale that thinks he's better than you!"

And one of my favourites
"The loot, the loot, the loot is on fire!"

Indie18 · 20-04-2009 04:48PM

"We've all seen too many body bags unt ball sacks "

KerranJast · 20-04-2009 04:50PM

Morbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president. May death come quickly to his enemies.

Turd Ferguson · 20-04-2009 04:51PM

Morbo: "Morbo can't understand his TelePrompTer. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat."
Linda: "It's a T, it goes tah."
Morbo: "Hello little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

Mr Benevolent · 20-04-2009 04:53PM

'Please, Mr President, we're appealling to your sense of decency!'

RICHARD NIXON'S DRESSING ROOM
- WATCH YOUR HAT AND COAT

pablomakaveli · 20-04-2009 04:54PM

Fry when he digs up Benders head: "Wow Bender what was it liked to be buried for a 1000 years"

Bender: "I was enjoying it til you guys showed up".

Adopted Kid:"Daddy Bender, can we have more Bender Burgers"

Bender:"No ,the cat shelters on to me"

thelordofcheese · 20-04-2009 04:56PM

"Hello Morbo. How's the family?"
"Belligerent and numerous."

KerranJast · 20-04-2009 05:02PM

You'll be humming this all day http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/48058/detail/

mikedragon32 · 20-04-2009 05:04PM

This thread wangs chung.

Aldebaran · 20-04-2009 05:07PM

Another one from Zapp:

"Men, you're lucky men. Soon you will all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all."

DaBreno · 20-04-2009 05:13PM

The Zapper is a fantastic creation.

Kif: Sir, remember your course correction?
Zapp: No.
Kif: [Points to Comet shower] Well it's proving somewhat more suicidal than we'd initially hoped.
Zapp: Kif old friend I don't know which disgusts me more. Your cowardice or your stupidity!
[Gesticulates randomly] We'll simply set a new course for that empty region over there. Near that black-ish hole-ish thing.

Grim. · 20-04-2009 05:14PM

"stop you're killing me no stop you're killing me"

Tom65 · 20-04-2009 05:15PM

The best Futurama quote:
Zapp: "A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: They stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, they told me you guys look like dorks."
Bender: "They look like dorks!"

Also, Bender and God:
Bender: "So do you know what I'm going to do before I do it?"
God: "Yes, yes I do".
Bender: "What I do something different?"
God: "Then, no, I don't".

spank_inferno · 20-04-2009 05:16PM

Even to this day if I come to a sharp slow down in traffic either my wife or I might say "whoa mittens"

bender--- on a Bugallo on Mars

mobius42 · 20-04-2009 05:21PM

[As the ship is being dragged to the bottom of the ocean by a giant fish]

Leela: Depth at 45 hundred feet, 48 hundred, 50 hundred! 5000 feet!
Farnsworth: Dear Lord, that's over 150 atmospheres of pressure!
Fry: How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.

That one had me in stitches!:D

Volvagia · 20-04-2009 05:22PM

I loved the Amazonian Womens Basket ball team.

"We no can dunk, but good fundamentals"

and everything that fat guy who says everything as a plural says.

What's with all the Futurama quotes on AH lately?

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