What's the story with Planet X 2012 apocalypse?

Capt'n Midnight · 20-04-2009 12:54PM

monkeyfudge wrote:

and Pluto doesn't even count anymore.

:eek:

In your horoscope Pluto symbolizes death, rebirth, sex, evolution, degeneration and regeneration, and symbolizes the breakdown of psychological blocks that prevent evolutionary growth

Professey Chin · 20-04-2009 12:56PM

ShooterSF wrote: »

Bill and Bob?

Weebl & Bob :pac:

20-04-2009 01:06PM

The Mayans did not believe the world would end! Their calendar runs on 394-year cycles called baktuns, the 12th baktun ending on 21-12-2012, but there's nothing to indicate that we wouldn't just enter the 13th baktun.

diverdriver · 20-04-2009 01:15PM

but there's nothing to indicate that we wouldn't just enter the 13th baktun.

Omigod, the 13th baktun, the 13th. We are doomed.

ShooterSF · 20-04-2009 01:37PM

Desiree Itchy Gingersnap wrote: »

Slap her, and slap her hard... :eek:

Ah late teen fads

She went through the catholic thing for a few months before blurting out aliens put us here and the world is ending in 2012. She can only be wrong for 3 more years and at least she never did the goth/emo thing.

thelordofcheese · 20-04-2009 01:49PM

BOFH_139 wrote: »

So now you're the boss. You're the King of Bob.

Can't we just call it "Earth"?

BaconZombie · 20-04-2009 01:50PM

No one said you have to live on Bob.

thelordofcheese wrote: »

Can't we just call it "Earth"?

faceman · 20-04-2009 01:53PM

The polar magnet yokes are probably going to flip in 2012 but i doubt it will cause the world to end. Just like the miles to KM changeover, the government will give us stickers to remind us to flip our compasses the other way around.

AnonoBoy · 20-04-2009 02:05PM

faceman wrote: »

The polar magnet yokes are probably going to flip in 2012 but i doubt it will cause the world to end. Just like the miles to KM changeover, the government will give us stickers to remind us to flip our compasses the other way around.

They'll probably send us all out a pack of iodine tablets too. Y'know, just in case.

b0bsquish · 20-04-2009 02:12PM

I haz come to take over your bob planet...I've come to squish it

Zangetsu · 20-04-2009 02:26PM

End of the world? Nah... Its the galactic alignment of our sun with the center of our galaxy. It signals the end of Pisces and the beginning of a new age, can't remember off hand... I think our view of the stars will change by 6 degrees (massive amount considering!).

Funnily enough there was a global event 26000 years ago (the last ice age began) afair so maybe your right, we could all be quite screwed :pac:

This Galactic Alignment occurs only once every 26,000 years, and was what the ancient Maya were pointing to with the 2012 end-date of their Long Count calendar.

Tbh what I think/hope is that its inversion of our being, matter becomes the metaphysical and we all continue on to the next stage of evolution.
But thats just me...

BumbleB · 20-04-2009 02:54PM

I must book some holidays in 2012.

thelordofcheese · 20-04-2009 02:58PM

BOFH_139 wrote: »

No one said you have to live on Bob.

I'm never calling it that

bleg · 20-04-2009 02:58PM

ShooterSF wrote: »

My sister is obsessed with this thing. Scary thing is I think she really believes it. I also think she's becoming interested in scientology.

just don't let her get involved with those zombie carpenter worshippers

BaconZombie · 20-04-2009 03:04PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUnINDZolDY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oIXRYyvB8M

Disclaimer:

I can;t be arsed watching both clips and my view point is not connected to it in anyway.

pablomakaveli · 20-04-2009 03:12PM

It's all an intricate hoax by the ancient Mayans. They invented the calender in order to trick people in the future.

Anyone who's studied Mayan culture will know they loved practical jokes and invented the rubber spider on a string.

Capt'n Midnight · 20-04-2009 03:45PM

The date December 21st, 2012 A.D. (13.0.0.0.0 in the Long Count, unlucky for some), represents an extremely close conjunction of the Winter Solstice Sun with the crossing point of the Galactic Equator (Equator of the Milky Way) and the Ecliptic (path of the Sun), what that ancient Maya recognized as the Sacred Tree. This is an event that has been coming to resonance very slowly over thousands and thousands of years. It will come to resolution at exactly 11:11 am GMT, just like World War 1 (did the Mayans use GMT ?)

Actually the truth is very simple. The aliens have been doing a long time test on us and we have until then to get the right answer. IIRC it's 42

Snowie · 20-04-2009 03:46PM

was'nt there a prediction in 2000 as well that all th computers would fall apart???

serously people......

why do you care about impending doom d rather not know about it and seek the ignorence is bliss this worry about things that are unimportant.....

ScumLord · 20-04-2009 03:58PM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

was'nt there a prediction in 2000 as well that all th computers would fall apart???

serously people......

why do you care about impending doom

Because I've missed every apocalypse so far, it's annoying.

There was a prediction that something would happen on good Friday over on the Christianity forum not so long ago. Missed that one too, but maybe she was predicting the shocking lack of Easter eggs available after so called good Friday.

Lobelia Overhill · 20-04-2009 04:00PM

IIRC it's like this, there is a tenth planet that's orbit is at a 90º angle to the rest of the solar system, every however many tens of thousands of years it's orbit brings it very close to Earth, and when that happens the Earth tilts on it's axis by however many degrees, which causes chickens to stop laying and cows to go off their milk and you probably won't get any post delivered for a few days. Apparently the Earth has so far tilted nearly 50º from it's original upright position (Antarctica was a land mass on the equator a bazillion years or so ago).

so now you know.

20-04-2009 04:38PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

The date December 21st, 2012 A.D. (13.0.0.0.0 in the Long Count, unlucky for some), represents an extremely close conjunction of the Winter Solstice Sun with the crossing point of the Galactic Equator (Equator of the Milky Way) and the Ecliptic (path of the Sun), what that ancient Maya recognized as the Sacred Tree. This is an event that has been coming to resonance very slowly over thousands and thousands of years. It will come to resolution at exactly 11:11 am GMT, just like World War 1 (did the Mayans use GMT ?)

WW1 ended at 11:00 on 11-11-1918, not at 11:11. And why on earth would the Mayans measure time by Greenwich?

Zangetsu wrote: »

End of the world? Nah... Its the galactic alignment of our sun with the center of our galaxy. It signals the end of Pisces and the beginning of a new age, can't remember off hand... I think our view of the stars will change by 6 degrees (massive amount considering!).

Our view of the stars only changes gradually.

Tbh what I think/hope is that its inversion of our being, matter becomes the metaphysical and we all continue on to the next stage of evolution.
But thats just me...

???

Zangetsu · 20-04-2009 04:46PM

Well its hardly gonna be like turning on a light switch!

More like putting too much air in a baloon...

And yes, I'm a dreamer...

Capt'n Midnight · 20-04-2009 07:44PM

994 wrote: »

WW1 ended at 11:00 on 11-11-1918, not at 11:11. And why on earth would the Mayans measure time by Greenwich?

sorry my bad , I was using the Mayan calendar

"well you know, Mayans, GMT, you know that whole connection there"

Woger · 20-04-2009 07:50PM

There are many books on end of world scenarios, I saw a good one going cheap the last day called "2006: The World Ends".

bleg · 20-04-2009 08:04PM

quazimodo predicted all of this

Woger · 20-04-2009 08:08PM

bleg wrote: »

quazimodo predicted all of this

Rings a bell for some reason.

galwayrush · 20-04-2009 08:34PM

The Mayans were predicting their own demise, but the were way over optimistic, they left the planet a long time ago.;)

Terry · 20-04-2009 08:47PM

See attached picture of where Planet X is and why we can't see it.

galwayrush · 20-04-2009 08:52PM

Terry wrote: »

See attached picture of where Planet X is and why we can't see it.

Xenu's Planet.:D

Steyr · 20-04-2009 08:57PM

Yes lets all believe the Mayans..

What's the story with Planet X 2012 apocalypse?

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