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    #122
    Unregistered.
    Registered Users Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Unregistered.


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: evenin
    You: Hi!
    Stranger: how b u?
    You: Been better!
    You: and you?
    Stranger: same, wats up
    You: Not a lot, just missing a few friends
    You: Where are you from stranger?
    Stranger: i c, where r ya
    You: Agh just away from home
    Stranger: where bouts
    You: Well I live in new york, but was in canada!
    Stranger: ah, long way from home
    You: yeah really long
    You: sorry where are you from?
    Stranger: scotland....very far away lol
    You: oh waow!
    You: what is scotland like?
    Stranger: its like...scottish lol....like canada but with less mountains i guess
    You: oh cool!
    You: can you ski anywhere in scotland?
    Stranger: yea theres a few places
    You: I love skiing!
    Stranger: never tried it
    You: what is your name? I feel bad calling you a stranger
    You: oh you should! Its really fun!
    Stranger: na...not fit enuff for it lol
    You: he he!
    You: You dont have to be! Just have a good balance!
    You: Im Natasha by the way!
    Stranger: i suck at that to lol...im scott
    Stranger: from scotland
    Stranger: :p
    You: Oh scott! A scotsman!
    Stranger: technically im half scottish half irish
    You: Half irish you say!?
    You: My husband is from ireland!
    Stranger: yea, from northern ireland origiinally moved to scotland ten years bak
    You: So is he!
    Stranger: where bouts
    You: Ballymena !
    You: He came over here to act
    Stranger: UR MEANT TO B DEAD
    Stranger: u b*stard well played


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    #123
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Unregistered. wrote: »
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: evenin
    You: Hi!
    Stranger: how b u?
    You: Been better!
    You: and you?
    Stranger: same, wats up
    You: Not a lot, just missing a few friends
    You: Where are you from stranger?
    Stranger: i c, where r ya
    You: Agh just away from home
    Stranger: where bouts
    You: Well I live in new york, but was in canada!
    Stranger: ah, long way from home
    You: yeah really long
    You: sorry where are you from?
    Stranger: scotland....very far away lol
    You: oh waow!
    You: what is scotland like?
    Stranger: its like...scottish lol....like canada but with less mountains i guess
    You: oh cool!
    You: can you ski anywhere in scotland?
    Stranger: yea theres a few places
    You: I love skiing!
    Stranger: never tried it
    You: what is your name? I feel bad calling you a stranger
    You: oh you should! Its really fun!
    Stranger: na...not fit enuff for it lol
    You: he he!
    You: You dont have to be! Just have a good balance!
    You: Im Natasha by the way!
    Stranger: i suck at that to lol...im scott
    Stranger: from scotland
    Stranger: :p
    You: Oh scott! A scotsman!
    Stranger: technically im half scottish half irish
    You: Half irish you say!?
    You: My husband is from ireland!
    Stranger: yea, from northern ireland origiinally moved to scotland ten years bak
    You: So is he!
    Stranger: where bouts
    You: Ballymena !
    You: He came over here to act
    Stranger: UR MEANT TO B DEAD
    Stranger: u b*stard well played


    How many times have you had this conversation?!


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    #124
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: ****
    You: low ****
    Stranger: hummmmmm
    You: That was quick but we hit most of the bases there.
    Stranger: very low
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: that is right
    Stranger: how old are you?
    You: Now lets show each other our tits and have done with it.
    You: WOOOOO
    Stranger: yesssssssss
    You: I'm old
    Stranger: suck my lips
    Stranger: i am 19
    You: suck your lips? Why is there like some barbeque sauce on there or something?
    Stranger: yessssssssssss
    Stranger: nutella
    You: Hand it here and I'll put it on me nut sack.
    You: Not for your benefit obviously. It's good for the herpes.
    You: That and surprisingly enough coconut oil.
    You: good to know.
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: i have the aids
    Stranger: and only one leg
    Stranger: i can t see
    Stranger: but i suck well
    You: Kickass. Did you learn to type with your stump.
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: and with my ass too
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    #125
    GodOfRadio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭GodOfRadio


    That is too cool!:cool:


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    #126
    rockmongrel
    Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭rockmongrel


    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Sprachen sie deutsch?

    You: NAZI!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    _________________________________________

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: HELLO
    Stranger: I AM LOOKING FOR YOUNGER GIRLS
    Stranger: I AM 78 YEARS OLD
    You: I AM A YOUNG GIRL!
    You: WHAT A COINCIDENCE!
    You: I'M LOOKING FOR A 14 YEAR OLD RETARD AND YOU SEEM TO FIT THE BILL!
    You have disconnected.


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    #127
    GlasnevinRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭GlasnevinRed


    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


    Stranger: hi

    You: hey

    Stranger: m/f?

    You: m

    You: you?

    Stranger: m

    Stranger: also


    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I wonder what this guy was after.:D


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    #128
    Unregistered.
    Registered Users Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Unregistered.


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    How many times have you had this conversation?!
    :confused:


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    #129
    witnessmenow
    Registered Users Posts: 7,029 ✭✭✭witnessmenow


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Oh hai
    Stranger: hey
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Howdy
    Stranger: :'D
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    was it something i said?


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    #130
    Stranger\
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭Stranger\


    You've been talking to me the entire time, Omeglers. You have dissented upon the Omegas and for that you must be erased!
    Muahahahahaha!


    Not really though. :U
    But I did come here from there.
    ^_^


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    #131
    gobo99
    Registered Users Posts: 566 ✭✭✭gobo99


    You: hello

    You: i said hello!!!!!!!

    You: wtf

    You: is ther anybody out ther????????????????????????

    Stranger: hello, sorry

    Stranger: Im from israel and you

    You: sorry doesn't cut it buddy, get down and give me 10.

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    :pac:


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    #132
    ZzubZzub
    Registered Users Posts: 444 ✭✭ZzubZzub


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: how r u?
    You: can ive your man beans
    You: im good. you
    Stranger: asl?
    You: so can i have them?
    You: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    No man beans for Cleeo :(

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: rarrrrrrrr
    You: boards.ie
    You: its awesome
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I tried guys!


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    #133
    rockmongrel
    Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭rockmongrel


    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hey

    Stranger: hi


    You: name?


    Stranger: Lars


    You: Where you from?


    Stranger: Germany


    You: I'm Jewish, that ok?

    Stranger: **** off

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Epic XD


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    #134
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: No
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: yees
    You: Don't tell me what to do Omegle.com
    Stranger: we can
    You: You're not the boss of me
    You: Aaahahahaha
    You: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!
    Stranger: duhsauhdsauhdsa
    Stranger: male?
    You: how do you know my name?
    You: How did you know my name is duhsauhdsauhdsa?
    Stranger: i'm hacker
    You: Who are you working for?
    You: CIA?
    You: KGB?
    You: BYOB?
    Stranger: kgb
    You: At least it's not BYOB
    You: they're bastards
    You: always asking me to bring my own bottle
    Stranger: uhdssahu
    You: Well that's just nonsense
    Stranger: yes
    You: what the hell's that supposed to mean?
    You: *pfffff*
    You: crazy talk
    Stranger: asl?
    You: I ain't telling you ****
    You: you know too much already
    Stranger: hehhe
    Stranger: do you have a firearm?
    You: I have a forearm
    You: But not a firearm
    Stranger: uhdsau
    Stranger: its good
    You: hmmmm
    You: Are you in Bolivia?
    Stranger: do you know, obama will cut the arms in usa
    Stranger: colombia
    You: Colombia eh?
    You: Some fine exports from there
    You: Shakira
    You: Cocaine
    You: That is all
    Stranger: cocaine
    Stranger: udsauhdsa
    Stranger: i investigate the cocaine grows
    Stranger: ;]
    You: hmmmmm
    You: NARC!!!!
    Stranger: farc?
    You: NARC
    Stranger: ok
    You: Don't commit your hate crimes here narc
    Disconnected.


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    #135
    Stranger\
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭Stranger\


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: Hey!
    You: How're you?
    You: I'm good.
    Stranger: bored
    Stranger: u?
    You: I just had a soda.
    Stranger: was it good
    You: And I like Dr. Pepper.
    You: But I don't know why he's a doctor.
    Stranger: yeah that **** is rad. i only know one place that sells it here
    You: Maybe he has a PHD in FLAVO!
    You: *R
    You: Aw...
    You: THat's sucks.
    Stranger: do you know why he comes in a bottle
    Stranger: coz his wife is dead
    You: o snap
    You: :D
    Stranger: where u from
    You: Virginia.
    You: You?
    Stranger: australia
    You: Oh, cool.
    You: So are the seasons all opposite and stuff from mine?
    Stranger: it is winter here...
    You: Spring here.
    You: So not too far off.
    You: :D
    Stranger: wait no. autumn. its just fekken cold today
    You: Well, I'm gonna' go.
    Stranger: what do you do in virginia
    You: I have some workin' stuff to do.
    Stranger: haVCE FUN
    You: And we like to party.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: My name is Anise.
    Stranger: Rock
    You: I'm trapped in a basement.
    You have disconnected.


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    #136
    nobodythere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭nobodythere


    Stranger: hi
    You: hi.
    You: a/s/l/bra size?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    #137
    ironictoaster
    Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Do you smell what the rock is cooking?
    Stranger: a.ss?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    #138
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Unregistered. wrote: »
    :confused:


    You posted the same conversation on 1st April!


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    #139
    theblueirish
    Registered Users Posts: 488 ✭✭theblueirish


    Stranger: Hey

    Stranger: asl?

    You: greeting from the planet Zog

    You: my name is Zig not asl

    You: i do not know the creature called asl

    Stranger: Wow wat a nerd ****

    Stranger: laterz


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    #140
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi i'm 17 year old horny girl
    You: wow like a baby dragon

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: M or F?
    You: both
    Stranger: bleargh
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    :D


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    #141
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    strange conversation, they swore for not replying quick enough.

    and then disconnected when i said my age/sex/ and where i was from.

    Should i be offended i wonder :D:D


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    #142
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Using a previous tactic to good effect:D

    Stranger: hey (= sorry i'm looking for someone i was disconnected from (may sound desperate...) are you her ? ( are you 14 female brazil? )

    You: yeah!XD

    Stranger: do we know each other ?

    You: maybe

    You: a/s/l

    Stranger: 25 M France

    You: This conversation is being monitored by the US Department of Homeland Security.

    Stranger: or not, good evening

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    #143
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: You have 469 PiggyPoints in your PiggyBank, worth €4.69 in rewards .

    Stranger: ALBANIA

    You: tree

    Stranger: ALBINA YOU?

    You: trees u

    Stranger: WTF?

    You: exactly

    Stranger: ARE YOU ALBANIA?

    You: no im gey

    Stranger: where is that?

    You: suckfeet

    You: 5 dolla

    Stranger: is dat city?

    You: its a body part

    Stranger: AMERICA YOU?

    You: pencil

    Stranger: THAT IS NAME YOU?

    Stranger: PENCIL?

    You: yes i am pencil

    Stranger: make **** yo with sheep i like

    You: my cats name is mittens

    Stranger: i like the simpsons to

    You: i like sheep

    Stranger: i like you

    You: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Stranger: we will make baby

    You: you will make baby with sheep while i sleep and dream of chuck norris

    Stranger: i will make sheep my wife

    You: shes a bbbbaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddd ewe

    Stranger: You are scary goodmorrow

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    #144
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    Stranger: My d!ck is hard
    You: It might break off if you walk into something
    You: Be careful!
    Stranger: Maybe
    You: I might be a guy
    Stranger: I know
    Stranger: All the better
    You: You like it?
    Stranger: I like you
    You: Wow, I like you too
    Stranger: I need to release
    You: Get a tissue
    Stranger: LOL you're funny
    You: Likewise!

    Glorious :o


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    #145
    CutzEr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭CutzEr


    You: do you know why im here?
    Stranger: I do not
    You: this is why
    You have disconnected.


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    #146
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    GAAman wrote: »
    Stranger: go eat potatoes and die.

    ****in yanks, it's not eating potatoes that makes paddies die.


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    #147
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Headroll:wqfrtweyhert5jutykuliy;;o'
    Stranger: Headroll:wqfrtweyhert5jutykuliy;;o'
    You: copy and paste ftw
    Stranger: copy and paste ftw
    You: copy and paste ftw
    Stranger: copy and paste ftw
    You: copy and paste ftw
    Stranger: copy and paste ftw
    You: copy and paste ftw

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    It was a battle of wits and I won!:pac:


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    #148
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Stranger: did u ever fall inlove ?
    You: with someone...
    Stranger: yeah obviously >.<
    You: with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?
    Stranger: maybe
    Stranger: u tell me
    You: why?
    Stranger: im just curios
    Stranger: btw r u real ? :P .. or are u really just a computer ?
    You: i'm a machine, with parts made in japan
    You: domo arigato

    :D


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    #149
    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    You: hello
    Stranger: hii
    Stranger: als?\
    You: am i talking toa machine or a person?
    Stranger: person
    You: im 20 from ireland and male
    You: you?
    Stranger: im 67 china female


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    #150
    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    You: asl?
    Stranger: 18 f u ?
    You: weres u?
    Stranger: italy
    Stranger: u ?
    You: 20 m ireland
    Stranger: i love irish cock
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    #151
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: siktir yaram
    Stranger: türkmüsün
    You: Those are some strange smileys you got there bro.
    Stranger: beşiktaş
    Stranger: man you team
    Stranger: beşiktaş
    You: Peter Bonetti.
    Stranger: noww peter bonetti
    Stranger: alen makaryan
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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