irish women.... fussy... god no... i mean yes

musicmonky · 10-04-2009 05:34PM #1

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2009/0410/1224244361038.html?via=mr

thats me out then.
im a cynical, freeloader who looks down on stupid people cause they are happier than me..

Also parship.ie is crap... full of out of date profiles....

K-9 · 10-04-2009 05:40PM

musicmonky wrote: »

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2009/0410/1224244361038.html?via=mr

thats me out then.
im a cynical, freeloader who looks down on stupid people cause they are happier than me..

Also parship.ie is crap... full of out of date profiles....

67% of Irish men value having an optimistic partner?

33% don't mind Pessimists then.

Surveys are stupid and pointless.

10-04-2009 05:42PM

Good to know that "don't want man financially dependent on me" is being fussy
god forbid someone dislike a sponge

Wagon · 10-04-2009 05:44PM

I kind of guessed this already. Take last week for example.

He(referring to me):"Sorry, could you move I'm trying to get to the bar"
She:"no, you're too ugly to get served."
Me(referring to he):"yeah well you're too fat to wear a skirt but you went and ****ing broke the rules anyway didn't you?"

Then i pushed her over.

My name is URL · 10-04-2009 05:45PM

K-9 wrote: »

67% of Irish men value having an optimistic partner?

33% don't mind Pessimists then.

Surveys are stupid and pointless.

Glass half full?

The government would say that the glass is fuller than if the opposition party were in power.

The opposition would say that it is irrelevant because the present administration has changed the way such volume statistics are collected.

The philosopher would say that, if the glass was in the forest and no one was there to see it, would it be half anything?

The economist would say that, in real terms, the glass is 25% fuller than at the same time last year.

The banker would say that the glass has just under 50% of its net worth in liquid assets.

The psychiatrist would ask, "What did your mother say about the glass?"

The physicist would say that the volume of this cylinder is divided into two equal parts; one a colorless, odorless liquid, the other a colorless, odorless gas. Thus the cylinder is neither full nor empty. Rather, each half of the cylinder is full, one with a gas, one with a liquid.

The seasoned drinker would say that the glass doesn''t have enough ice in it.

slinkycity.com/half-full-or-half-empty.html

10-04-2009 05:46PM

Wagon wrote: »

I kind of guessed this already. Take last week for example.

He(referring to me):"Sorry, could you move I'm trying to get to the bar"
She:"no, you're too ugly to get served."
Me(referring to he):"yeah well you're too fat to wear a skirt but you went and ****ing broke the rules anyway didn't you?"

Then i pushed her over.

Congrats, you're a big man. Must be very proud.

Wagon · 10-04-2009 05:49PM

bluewolf wrote: »

Congrats, you're a big man. Must be very proud.

Not at all. I'm above that whole pride thing. She knew what the message was.

musicmonky · 10-04-2009 05:52PM

"Good communication, honesty and faithfulness are qualities that Irish women are particularly fussy about"

does "Good communication" mean being telepathic ?
does "honesty" mean selective honesty?
i.e Don't be honest about whatever part of the body she doesn't like this week.
does "faithfulness", mean only in the duristiction of Ireland, while not on holiday?

The devil is in the detail....

Mr. Frost · 10-04-2009 05:53PM

bluewolf wrote: »

Congrats, you're a big man. Must be very proud.

I'd have pushed her (lightly) out of the way too after her saying that. Sounds like a right Cnut! Some (Dublin) girls think they can get away with anything...not even anything to look at most of the time.

Pigwidgeon · 10-04-2009 05:54PM

i read it as "irish women the fuzziest in Europe"....

Mr. Frost · 10-04-2009 05:55PM

kateos2 wrote: »

i read it as "irish women the fuzziest in Europe"....

That too...from what I've seen! :eek:

K-9 · 10-04-2009 06:01PM

Mr. Frost wrote: »

Some (Dublin) girls

Do you mean some girls in Dublin, or do you mean Some as in all Dublin girls?

Mr. Frost · 10-04-2009 06:03PM

K-9 wrote: »

Do you mean some girls in Dublin, or do you mean Some as in all Dublin girls?

Some girls in Dublin...

Darkbloom · 10-04-2009 06:14PM

Good communication, honesty and faithfulness are qualities that Irish women are particularly fussy about, while they care little about athleticism or academic qualifications.

See, I would say that's the opposite of fussy.

Eric Cartman · 10-04-2009 06:17PM

far fussier than the english anyway , "ye up for a roide" doesnt work on irish birds too well

K-9 · 10-04-2009 06:24PM

Eric Cartman wrote: »

far fussier than the english anyway , "ye up for a roide" doesnt work on irish birds too well

They are a bit frigid like that.

humbert · 10-04-2009 07:11PM

The only interesting thing there is that Irish women are more full of shit when asked if looks mattered than Irish men.

Myggel · 10-04-2009 07:19PM

Irish girls are used to being with Irish guys so of course their expectations are now high.

Irish men are used to being with Irish girls so.....(insert comment here!)

10-04-2009 07:23PM

humbert wrote: »

The only interesting thing there is that Irish women are more full of shit when asked if looks mattered than Irish men.

Lets face it very few of us would be here if looks mattered to our cousins forebearers.

petrochemical · 10-04-2009 09:48PM

Quite a lot of Irish women have a real attitude problem. They're also the ugliest women on earth.

dizzyniki · 10-04-2009 09:53PM

irish women couldnt possibly be fussy, theres nothing to fuss over.........as for irish men.........fussy as fu*k!!!

dizzyniki · 10-04-2009 09:55PM

petrochemical wrote: »

Quite a lot of Irish women have a real attitude problem. They're also the ugliest women on earth.

You're a real keeper!!!!!:P

PK2008 · 10-04-2009 11:20PM

petrochemical wrote: »

Quite a lot of Irish women have a real attitude problem. They're also the ugliest women on earth.

In fairness the Irish lads arent the best lookers in the world

or known for being rich or romantic or great lovers or any of the things that the Fench, Italians etc are

which makes you wonder where the Irish girls have gotten their great expectations from? I mean its not as if us Irish men have changed all that much in the last 10,000 years

10-04-2009 11:24PM

petrochemical wrote: »

Quite a lot of Irish women have a real attitude problem. They're also the ugliest women on earth.

Yore ma is not representative of all Irish women.

Poccington · 10-04-2009 11:28PM

What's wrong with having standards?

10-04-2009 11:31PM

PK2008 wrote: »

In fairness the Irish lads arent the best lookers in the world

or known for being rich or romantic or great lovers or any of the things that the Fench, Italians etc are

I like my men Irish. They have mischevious sparkley eyes...can't get a physical aspect more attract than that.
And you'll never find a guido or pepe, who will make you laugh as hard as a paddy.

musicmonky · 11-04-2009 12:07AM

Moonbaby wrote: »

I like my men Irish. They have mischevious sparkley eyes...can't get a physical aspect more attract than that.
And you'll never find a guido or pepe, who will make you laugh as hard as a paddy.

Irish women can be funny for sure. funny werid.

g5fd6ow0hseima · 11-04-2009 12:20AM

bluewolf wrote: »

Congrats, you're a big man. Must be very proud.

Im proud of him.

I get pissed off with the now prevailent practise of girls pushing their way up to the bar in pubs/clubs, and when I decide to play them at their own game, and keep my ground, the usual 'do you have a problem' starts.

Recently in temple bar, a young woman had something of a fit because I was served by the barwoman despite her being at the bar for longer (although she couldnt have honestly expected me to have known this). She proceeded to call me most things ive ever used in an arguement, but roughly in about a minute or so. I ended it by asking her how many times she had used the word **** in that little tirade. The answer was something along the lines of '****, ****in men'. Needless to say, she never mentioned anything to the barwoman about her preferential treatment of a young man as opposed to a fat, periodical woman.

blah,,,,,,,

musicmonky · 11-04-2009 12:43AM

Ariyah Weak Yo-yo wrote: »

Im proud of him.

I get pissed off with the now prevailent practise of girls pushing their way up to the bar in pubs/clubs, and when I decide to play them at their own game, and keep my ground, the usual 'do you have a problem' starts.

Recently in temple bar, a young woman had something of a fit because I was served by the barwoman despite her being at the bar for longer (although she couldnt have honestly expected me to have known this). She proceeded to call me most things ive ever used in an arguement, but roughly in about a minute or so. I ended it by asking her how many times she had used the word **** in that little tirade. The answer was something along the lines of '****, ****in men'. Needless to say, she never mentioned anything to the barwoman about her preferential treatment of a young man as opposed to a fat, periodical woman.

blah,,,,,,,

completly agree. it has happened me a few times.
I would be patiently waiting for the barman/woman and some ignorant eejit would try and barge in, giving it the big i am while giving the "dont you know who i am" look.

g5fd6ow0hseima · 11-04-2009 12:50AM

musicmonky wrote: »

completly agree. it has happened me a few times.
I would be patiently waiting for the barman/woman and some ignorant eejit would try and barge in, giving it the big i am while giving the "dont you know who i am" look.

Usually there's a dirty knacker breathing down her throat though. You know the type who follows the girl around the place all night as if to say 'look eveyone, ive actually pulled this moth' or whatever kanacker jargon there is. So, I find, if I turn around and say something about the pushing, its only going to end up heating up. So i just ignore them, keeping them out at the same time though.

seraphimvc · 11-04-2009 01:07AM

i lol'd so hard!!!

ahha!!i knew it all along!!now this is making more sense actually!!

petrochemical wrote: »

Quite a lot of Irish women have a real attitude problem. They're also the ugliest women on earth.

i disagree!!!they may dont have nice b**bs or gorgeous bottom!!BUT most of them i'd say they have nice legs!!:D

ye,i am no b**bs man

but a leg man

irish women.... fussy... god no... i mean yes

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