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Whats the best compliment youve ever gotten?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 63 ✭✭Att-tichoo


    Was out on sat night and this fella came up to me, and all seriously..

    Randomer: Excuse me but do you have a boyfriend
    Me: yep,
    Randomer: and i take it he's unemployed?
    ME: Eh actually no, he has a job
    Randomer:but like how does he actually get any work done
    Me:??
    Randomer: i tell ya, if i had a girlfirend that had bewbs like urs, id be on them all day

    Ok it was 3am, he was obv drunk..but u have to take compliments where they come :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭3qsmavrod5twfe


    Compliment received after finding the fold-away table the had hidden itself behind the middle coushin of the couch for the first 18 months that the lads were resident in that house.

    "You are some kind of genius - a table in a couch - WITH CUP HOLDERS!. That is the worlds best invention ever! Pass that joint over here, man"

    Best day. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭tfitzgerald


    well arent we "mister the glass is half empty"

    what i want to know is who owns this glass everybody keeps talking about


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I was told I am a really good kisser... On both set of lips


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    "That's quite a mouthful!"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 611 ✭✭✭MonicaBing


    Oooh this thread could get verrrry durttty!

    In a bar, chatting to a newly married couple i know through other's and the wife informed me that i was a very sexy women & that herself and the hubby had been discussing my sexiness earlier in the nite, was a cool compliment to get, especially from another chick!;)

    Oh and the fella who is working in Oz at the moment reckons i can still, eh, ahem, lubricate him from here:D;):o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,775 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    :eek:A talking hand!!!
    Pam


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭mac_attack


    Zillah wrote: »
    A gorgeous tall Norwegian blonde once told me that I was really good at spotting awful, ego-stroking threads that will make people gag.

    Ha I laughed! SO you get "your funny" compliment, like it or lump it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Two lovely women I used to work with both approached me together in the pub, many years ago, and said they were both interested and I could have my pick of them.


  • Posts: 7,542 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This post has been deleted.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    that I was well hung, and I could go for hours... plus Im very handsome :D:pac:;):p:):o:cool::cool::cool:

    Which would all be great if it wasnt for the fact you are a 38 year old female.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 281 ✭✭cowlove


    I was told by a friend (who is female as am i) that I was the best looking person she knew in real life! I was blown away by that comment.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    Did that lead to kissing? Otherwise you're just wasting our time here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,775 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    cowlove wrote: »
    I was told by a friend (who is female as am i) that I was the best looking person she knew in real life! I was blown away by that comment.
    You know the rules.


    Pics or GTFO!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 281 ✭✭cowlove


    sorry didnt realise this was a porn forum....

    thought we were just sharing!:p

    You guys can make ur own endings! Seems like you are already.......:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭eVeNtInE


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,053 ✭✭✭homerun_homer


    My mammy used to tell me I was the best looking boy in my class.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 507 ✭✭✭portomar


    MonicaBing wrote: »
    Oooh this thread could get verrrry durttty!

    just about to :D


    ''...you're the first guy that's ever made me ****''

    ''....no-one can f*ck me like you can''

    ''....and it's still the best s*x i've ever had.....well with a randomer...'' !

    ''i haven't been f*cked like that since grade school''

    ok the last one was outta fight club but first two still make me smile!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    "Nice Arse love"

    Its a pity it was a drunk man on the street who said it:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    MonicaBing wrote: »
    Oooh this thread could get verrrry durttty!

    In a bar, chatting to a newly married couple i know through other's and the wife informed me that i was a very sexy women & that herself and the hubby had been discussing my sexiness earlier in the nite, was a cool compliment to get, especially from another chick!;)

    Swingers?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 507 ✭✭✭portomar


    Swingers?

    lol, that was my first thought too, thought that post was gonna get WAAAY durrrtier!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8 niallo87


    no matter what you do, you always end up the best at it!!


  • Posts: 1,038 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    lets just say they don't call me bigboss for nothing! heh heh
    yes i do have quite the large head


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    From a woman who was really very bad for me, though I didn't realise it at the time. I'll always remember what she said:

    "Your sense of humour and artistic abillities are so unique and charming that when you're happy, you're enchanting"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    I was told that I can really hold my drink....









    ... if only they knew the keg I was holding was empty :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    "I've had better" I was so happy :D
    ..well its an improvement to "Is that it?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    Two lovely women I used to work with both approached me together in the pub, many years ago, and said they were both interested and I could have my pick of them.
    But that never really happened. :rolleyes:

    A girl a year ahead of me in school asked me out when I was younger. Possibly the greatest compliment that any lad can receive. I was shy though and declined. I regretted that decision for years.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    When I was younger being compared to a girl was such an insult.... "you throw like a girl, you run like a girl etc. etc."

    However when a woman breathily moans "......you do that just like a girl!" it's somehow not such an insult anymore!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    "Your Honour, he was a model prisoner at all times"...

    It was the nicest thing that anyone ever said about me...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    "Thank you, oh thank you ever so much, it is good to see that there are so many nice people in Ireland" An american woman whom I had chased at Dublin Airport after spotting her dropping her purse. When I returned it to her it really made her so happy.


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