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  • 05-04-2009 09:18PM
    #1
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭


    If we all decided overnight to become a nation of self-sustaining, bartering and independent culchies, what effect would it have on us, if we made governance void..?

    I think we'd be sorted tbh. We could stop emigration, manage our resources and population and control our own futures.

    Who's with me?!


Comments

  • #2
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    We would be a nation of extremely smelly bastards.:eek:


  • #3
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    galwayrush wrote: »
    We would be a nation of extremely smelly bastards.:eek:
    We'd become immune to it after a few centuries.


  • #4
    miss_shadow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭miss_shadow


    ..would it allow me form my own anti-crusty army?


  • #5
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Deep filled crustie pizza....... hmmmmmmmmm!
    *munch* *munch* *munch*

    Sorry, what were we talking about?


  • #6
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    miss_shadow wrote: »
    ..would it allow me form my own anti-crusty army?

    Yes, though ye shall be soon overthrown and yer young shall be mated with our own.. yarr!


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  • #7
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    FFS, we used to have a few thousand of the feckers busking on Shop Street in Galway everyone used to blame the Mutton Island Sewage Plane not being finished for the smell of the place, but it was the Crusties all along., ironically the Plant was delayed becuse of a few serial objectors backed up by the Crusties.:D The smell finally went when we culled the Crusties Population to manageable figures;)


  • #8
    Robbo
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,662 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    galwayrush wrote: »
    FFS, we used to have a few thousand of the feckers busking on Shop Street in Galway everyone used to blame the Mutton Island Sewage Plane not being finished for the smell of the place, but it was the Crusties all along., ironically the Plant was delayed becuse of a few serial objectors backed up by the Crusties.:D The smell finally went when we culled the Crusties Population to manageable figures;)
    A stanley knife is an excellent method of disabling bongo drums, dreadlocks and acoustic guitars; the holy trinity of krustidom.


  • #9
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Upward Spiral wrote: »
    If we all decided overnight to become a nation of self-sustaining, bartering and independent culchies, what effect would it have on us, if we made governance void..?

    We'd be back to traditional Irish living - in tribes, raiding each others cattle and taking heads in a month......And yes, theres still be some fucker looking down his nose at the 'blacks'.


  • #10
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Upward Spiral wrote: »
    If we all decided overnight to become a nation of self-sustaining, bartering and independent culchies, what effect would it have on us, if we made governance void..?

    So, you want to go in the complete opposite direction of the "smart economy" then ? You do seem to be the natural leader of that camp alright.

    How do you plan to barter long term finances like houses then ?

    Or do you want to convert everyone in Ireland into the Amish ?
    They shun technology so there'ld be no more boards.
    Although with the amount of server crashes boards get, maybe it is being maintained by a few Amish technicians :p


  • #11
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Robbo wrote: »
    A stanley knife is an excellent method of disabling bongo drums, dreadlocks and acoustic guitars; the holy trinity of krustidom.

    A Bar of Soap also works well.;)


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  • #12
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    The only thing crusties can save is money on soap and toilet paper.


  • #13
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    What we want is a Crusty Dictator - like Pol Pot.


  • #14
    MIN2511
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    galwayrush wrote: »
    FFS, we used to have a few thousand of the feckers busking on Shop Street in Galway everyone used to blame the Mutton Island Sewage Plane not being finished for the smell of the place, but it was the Crusties all along., ironically the Plant was delayed becuse of a few serial objectors backed up by the Crusties.:D The smell finally went when we culled the Crusties Population to manageable figures;)
    I was in Galway this weekend and we noticed them on every street, to worsen matters we ended up in a Crusty pub, the one near the bar Massimo(i think thats the name)The look of disgust when we got in was brilliant!!!!

    Place stank of piss :(


  • #15
    BnA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 616 ✭✭✭BnA


    Upward Spiral wrote: »
    If we all decided overnight to become a nation of self-sustaining, bartering and independent culchies, what effect would it have on us, if we made governance void..?

    I think we'd be sorted tbh. We could stop emigration, manage our resources and population and control our own futures.

    Who's with me?!
    As a fully fledged culchie, I'd just like to point out, that no-one hates the facking crusties more than the culchies.


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