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Last to post on this thread wins. Part Deux

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  • #1982
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Hmm... 72 virgins eh? Tempting... Has to be 72. 71 ain't no good to me. :P


  • #1983
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Definitely 72. They mailed me a copy of the fatwa as a warning. So far not takers.


  • #1984
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Done! Strap me up, dude. Ya wouldn't lie to me now, would ya?


  • #1985
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Would I lie to you?


































































































































































































































































    *Please note: Fatwa states that the 72 virgins are male, well-endowed, and will be the top in the relationship.


  • #1986
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Swine of swine! Your trickery shall be your undoing. Trust in that, my friend.
    Now, could you spare an old hag for a horny goat? Any old hag will do.
    For my potatoes are cold and my children are old. Me needs a wench for my doings. :P


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  • #1987
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I didn't lie. You failed to ask the gender of your 72 virgins.


  • #1988
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    You play on the obvious, my friend. Trickery is your name, shame shall be
    your... eh... flame? I bid you good day. And may you hang your head in shame. For shame, for shame... :P


  • #1989
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I say thee nay, I have no shame. Truly and fairly did I win the game.


  • #1990
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Damn your eyes, wolf! One last stab at ya before me departs.
    *Sets Barack Obama on the wolf's tail* Now who can resist him? :D


  • #1991
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I voted for McCain.


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  • #1992
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    ROFL... See ya later, dude. ;)


  • #1993
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Shoo, leave me to enjoy my win.


  • #1994
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Lying bastid its 74 virgins, give us back the other 2 when you've conceded defeat


  • #1995
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Hey, if you want 74 guys taking you from behind that's your business. For the record though my parents were married.


  • #1996
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    good morning cyberwolf, you are fighting of these challenges well. Very nice touch with the virgins


  • #1997
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I was feeling a bit inspired with the virgins bit.


  • #1998
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    someone say virgins?:pac::pac:


  • #1999
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    You wanted 72 well-endowed, sexually dominant male virgins Mickey? Fail to kill me and die in the attempt.


  • #2000
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    You wanted 72 well-endowed, sexually dominant male virgins Mickey?


    beggers can't be chosers:pac::pac: or should that be buggers:p


  • #2001
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Hope you've got enough lube available.


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  • #2002
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    Hope you've got enough lube available.

    lube is for sissies:eek::pac::pac::pac:


  • #2003
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Enjoy have your colon rebored afterwards then. I hear it only takes ten surgeries now as opposed to fifteen.


  • #2004
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    think i'll pass on that then;)

    would like toast or cereal? or maybe both and a nice cup of tea.


  • #2005
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Prefer a slab of raw meat.


  • #2006
    gnomer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭gnomer


    Win?


  • #2007
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    gnomer wrote: »
    Win?
    Thank you for playing, unfortunately you have lost this competition. Please try again next week.


  • #2008
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    Thank you for playing, unfortunately you have lost this competition. Please try again next week.

    Good 1 ;):pac::pac:


  • #2009
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    You have also lost monkee.


  • #2010
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    You have also lost monkee.

    Good 1 wink.gifpacman.gifpacman.gif


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  • #2011
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Why do you continue to challenge me. I am unstoppable in my quest for power.


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