Last to post on this thread wins. Part Deux

James T Kirk

Hmm... 72 virgins eh? Tempting... Has to be 72. 71 ain't no good to me. :P

cyberwolf77

Definitely 72. They mailed me a copy of the fatwa as a warning. So far not takers.

James T Kirk

Done! Strap me up, dude. Ya wouldn't lie to me now, would ya?

cyberwolf77

Would I lie to you?


































































































































































































































































*Please note: Fatwa states that the 72 virgins are male, well-endowed, and will be the top in the relationship.

James T Kirk

Swine of swine! Your trickery shall be your undoing. Trust in that, my friend.
Now, could you spare an old hag for a horny goat? Any old hag will do.
For my potatoes are cold and my children are old. Me needs a wench for my doings. :P

cyberwolf77

I didn't lie. You failed to ask the gender of your 72 virgins.

James T Kirk

You play on the obvious, my friend. Trickery is your name, shame shall be
your... eh... flame? I bid you good day. And may you hang your head in shame. For shame, for shame... :P

cyberwolf77

I say thee nay, I have no shame. Truly and fairly did I win the game.

James T Kirk

Damn your eyes, wolf! One last stab at ya before me departs.
*Sets Barack Obama on the wolf's tail* Now who can resist him?

cyberwolf77

I voted for McCain.

James T Kirk

ROFL... See ya later, dude.

cyberwolf77

Shoo, leave me to enjoy my win.

colrow

Lying bastid its 74 virgins, give us back the other 2 when you've conceded defeat

cyberwolf77

Hey, if you want 74 guys taking you from behind that's your business. For the record though my parents were married.

Queen-Mise

good morning cyberwolf, you are fighting of these challenges well. Very nice touch with the virgins

cyberwolf77

I was feeling a bit inspired with the virgins bit.

Micky Dolenz

someone say virgins?:pac::pac:

cyberwolf77

You wanted 72 well-endowed, sexually dominant male virgins Mickey? Fail to kill me and die in the attempt.

Micky Dolenz

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

You wanted 72 well-endowed, sexually dominant male virgins Mickey?

beggers can't be chosers:pac::pac: or should that be buggers:p

cyberwolf77

Hope you've got enough lube available.

Micky Dolenz

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Hope you've got enough lube available.

lube is for sissies:eek::pac::pac::pac:

cyberwolf77

Enjoy have your colon rebored afterwards then. I hear it only takes ten surgeries now as opposed to fifteen.

Micky Dolenz

think i'll pass on that then;)

would like toast or cereal? or maybe both and a nice cup of tea.

cyberwolf77

Prefer a slab of raw meat.

gnomer

Win?

cyberwolf77

gnomer wrote: »

Win?

Thank you for playing, unfortunately you have lost this competition. Please try again next week.

Micky Dolenz

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Thank you for playing, unfortunately you have lost this competition. Please try again next week.

Good 1 :pac::pac:

cyberwolf77

You have also lost monkee.

Micky Dolenz

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

You have also lost monkee.

Good 1

cyberwolf77

Why do you continue to challenge me. I am unstoppable in my quest for power.