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Shattered. Infracted by Garda Recruitment Mod.

  • 02-04-2009 01:32AM
    #1
    Trouser_Press
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭


    I wouldn't mind but I was being helpful. :(

    Someone asked "How do I go about being a garda detective....." and I said "fail your Leaving"

    That's the truth, isn't it?

    The Mod, somewhat pointedly, said I belonged in After Hours.

    Was that a tribute to or a slight on AH?

    Frankly, I fear the latter.

    But let's be honest, if you passed your Leaving you wouldn't be settling for the Gardai, would you?

    What?! Another infraction?


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  • #2
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    Oh no, a troll!


  • #3
    Trouser_Press
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    SV wrote: »
    Oh no, a troll!

    That charge is an arrestable offence. Or is it O Fence?


  • #4
    dimejinky99
    Closed Accounts Posts: 495 ✭✭dimejinky99


    OP, what colour was your ve-hicle travelling at the time?


  • #5
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,299 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Most trolls are mildly humorous, you haven't even tried.

    Epic Fail.


  • #6
    Trouser_Press
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    dimejinky99 wrote: »
    OP, what colour was your ve-hicle travelling at the time?

    I was in the passenger seat, my late Granny was driving. It was white, and only 36km over the limit. She's a hoo-er for speed.


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  • #7
    Trouser_Press
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    sdonn_1 wrote: »
    Wow, banned from ES and give it 30mins you'll be banned from here too.

    That a record?

    Oh Detective Inspector Admiral sdonn, you've left me trembling. Trembling, I say!


  • #8
    Trouser_Press
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    sdonn_1 wrote: »
    Most trolls are mildly humorous, you haven't even tried.

    Epic Fail.

    :D Your first post was so witty....see above....you felt the need to delete it? A Garda's son? Or was the Leaving too much for you? :o


  • #9
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    huh what ya on about ya mad thing lol.


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The mod in the Garda Recruitment forum was mean to me ... boo fupping hoo!


  • #11
    Trouser_Press
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    Random wrote: »
    The mod in the Garda Recruitment forum was mean to me ... boo fupping hoo!

    "Boo fupping hoo"? :confused: Are you from Mullingar?

    PS "Life sucks donkey balls"? You're so...........funky!!!!!


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Yes I'm from Mullingar.

    Life sucks donkey balls - this is correct. I don't speak lies.


  • #13
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    WTF? We have a garda recruitment forum? Where??? Linky link... :)


  • #14
    Trouser_Press
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    Valentina Yellow Light wrote: »
    WTF? We have a garda recruitment forum? Where??? Linky link... :)

    Valentina Yellow Light, you seem like a fine young man, so I don't want you corrupted - therefore, you'll get no link from me. Above all, I want you to pass your Leaving.


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Valentina Yellow Light wrote: »
    WTF? We have a garda recruitment forum? Where??? Linky link... :)
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1081


  • #16
    Trouser_Press
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    Random wrote: »
    Yes I'm from Mullingar.

    Life sucks donkey balls - this is correct. I don't speak lies.

    High five Random, you're the Mullingar man! Respect.


  • #17
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    I am in favour of any thread that isnt about the recession.


  • #18
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Trouser_Press wrote: »
    Iamxavier, you seem like a fine young man, so I don't want you corrupted - therefore, you'll get no link from me. Above all, I want you to pass your Leaving.
    Could ya not think of something else to say rather than "fail your leaving" in a few posts. Ya actually sound like someone who tried for the guards and didnt get in so now just act childish to cover it up.


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Trouser_Press wrote: »
    High five Random, you're the Mullingar man! Respect.
    I am not "the man". I am merely "a man".


  • #20
    Trouser_Press
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    seanybiker wrote: »
    huh what ya on about ya mad thing lol.

    Seanybiker, I just read your post on the Garda Recruitment forum and, to be completely honest about it, I was shocked by your insolence. I suspect by the tone of your reply you passed your Leaving.

    Shame on you.


  • #21
    Trouser_Press
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    Random wrote: »
    I am not "the man". I am merely "a man".

    Your modesty is....I don't know......majestic?


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  • #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Modesty isn't the word I'd use.

    But anyway, I'm out of billy goats and I don't know what else trolls eat so I'm off to bed.


  • #23
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Trouser_Press wrote: »
    Seanybiker, I just read your post on the Garda Recruitment forum and, to be completely honest about it, I was shocked by your insolence. I suspect by the tone of your reply you passed your Leaving.

    Shame on you.
    Never even done me leaving lol.


  • #24
    Trouser_Press
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    seanybiker wrote: »
    Ya actually sound like someone who tried for the guards and didnt get in so now just act childish to cover it up.

    No, no: I'd rather stick my hand up racoon bottoms for a living than.....well, you get my drift.


  • #25
    Trouser_Press
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    Random wrote: »
    Modesty isn't the word I'd use.

    But anyway, I'm out of billy goats and I don't know what else trolls eat so I'm off to bed.

    Nightie night. (Random? I think I love you).


  • #26
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,299 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Trouser_Press wrote: »
    Oh Detective Inspector Admiral sdonn, you've left me trembling. Trembling, I say!
    Trouser_Press wrote: »
    :D Your first post was so witty....see above....you felt the need to delete it? A Garda's son? Or was the Leaving too much for you? :o

    Wow, first time in 1600 posts I've been personally abused on a thread. Guess I must be more popular than you, eh?

    Enjoy the ban, when it comes. Maybe you'll use the time to retake your own leaving and get a proper job, cos' professional pedant doesn't suit you.


  • #27
    Trouser_Press
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    sdonn_1 wrote: »
    Wow, first time in 1600 posts I've been personally abused on a thread. Guess I must be more popular than you, eh?

    Enjoy the ban, when it comes. Maybe you'll use the time to retake your own leaving and get a proper job, cos' professional pedant doesn't suit you.

    Ah bless, sorry sdonn (regular contributor to Garda Recruitment), I didn't mean to strike a raw nerve!

    Are you going to stop me at a checkpoint and hand out an infraction?

    Or are you still learning your alphabet in Templemore?

    :D


  • #28
    Cunny-Funt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Cunny-Funt


    Trouser_Press wrote: »
    I'm a dirty attention seeking troll. Everyone laugh at my witty jokes! Duuuuuuuuuuh

    Hahaha, wow you are one funny poster, some one give this guy thread of the month!


  • #29
    Trouser_Press
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    Cunny-Funt wrote: »
    Hahaha, wow you are one funny poster, some one give this guy thread of the month!

    Ah, would you be the man who inhabits the 'Games' forum day and night and spells ridiculous "ridicules".


     :D


  • #30
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Trouser_Press wrote: »
    Ah, would you be the man who inhabits the 'Games' forum day and night and spells ridiculous "ridicules".


     :D

    Who's a moody michael tonight lol.


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  • #31
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,299 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Trouser_Press wrote: »
    Ah bless, sorry sdonn (regular contributor to Garda Recruitment), I didn't mean to strike a raw nerve!

    Are you going to stop me at a checkpoint and hand out an infraction?

    Or are you still learning your alphabet in Templemore?

    :D

    Raw nerve? I could probably count the number of times I've posted in there on my two hands.

    I know I shouldn't feed the trolls but some food might improve your brain cell count a bit, so suck on it.


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