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did ya ever shag a granny?

  • 23-03-2009 01:44AM
    #1
    peeka
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭


    yes after a mad night out with all the rugby and the boxing on i ended up at some party ...........roll on to this morning i woke up in a strange bed with a woman !

    She turned around and said "good morning"with a wink :eek:...............i just froze !then it all came flooding back ......the whole night ......but never realised she was that old (late fifties or early sixties I'm early thirties)
    i jumped up made my excuses and left

    anyone else here do something similar ?


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  • #2
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Maybe she's not a granny though.


  • #3
    dollybird09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 321 ✭✭dollybird09


    peeka wrote: »
    yes after a mad night out with all the rugby and the boxing on i ended up at some party ...........roll on to this morning i woke up in a strange bed with a woman !

    She turned around and said "good morning"with a wink :eek:...............i just froze !then it all came flooding back ......the whole night ......but never realised she was that old (late fifties or early sixties I'm early thirties)
    i jumped up made my excuses and left

    anyone else here do something similar ?

    No, I've never shagged a granny so can't relate....

    Though I did feel the need to laugh at you!!!! :P


  • #4
    kittensoft1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭kittensoft1984


    No but Russell Brand has apparently


  • #5
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Yore grandma


  • #6
    peeka
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭peeka


    Dudess wrote: »
    Maybe she's not a granny though.


    she has 11 grandkids i remember her telling me :o


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  • #7
    Tech3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭Tech3


    orestes wrote: »
    Yore grandma

    thats a new one


  • #8
    humbert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    30s eh? No spring chicken yourself. Never "shagged" anybody as old as either of ye.


  • #9
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    peeka wrote: »
    she has 11 grandkids i remember her telling me :o

    its not a big deal, they didn't all come out of her.


  • #10
    Cool_CM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭Cool_CM


    kittensoft1984 wrote: »
    No but Russell Brand has apparently
    Wayne Rooney paid for the pleasure;)*

    *Allegedly


  • #11
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    tech2 wrote: »
    thats an aul one

    Fixed that for you


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  • #12
    Tech3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭Tech3


    peeka wrote: »
    she has 11 grandkids i remember her telling me :o

    judging by that boy at the age of 12 having a kid the last month a grannie could be in her 30's these days. Would mind f**king a grannie if she was in her 30's


  • #13
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    peeka wrote: »
    yes after a mad night out with all the rugby and the boxing on i ended up at some party ...........roll on to this morning i woke up in a strange bed with a woman!

    Why did that make me think you awoke to a whole new experience.


  • #14
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    ;)


  • #15
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,846 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Nothing wrong with a bit of G.I.L.F. Puts hairs on your chest. Makes a man of ye. Sorts the chaff...etc.

    I slept with my friend's girlfriend's mother. She 60 and me being 30 at the time. Top notch. She could roll a mean spliff too as she'd spent her youth in San Fran. Top, top bird.


  • #16
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,244 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    I know a 37 year old granny............


  • #17
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    You are a dirty dirty man. Fair play. hahahahahahahahahaha...seriously man....you're a granny fu*ker!! just how locked were you??? :D


  • #18
    CSC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭CSC


    Older women are far better in bed.


  • #19
    Ardscoil Ris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,020 ✭✭✭Ardscoil Ris


    I have indeed, but it was under different circumstances. I recently fitted my Toyota Corolla with a flux capacitor by mistake (I only wanted to stick a pine cone scented freshener in there) and when I hit 88mph I ended up in 1955.

    Did the business with some women. Manages to get home after finding an incident with a clock tower and looked her up. She was wrinkly and nasty. Still did her though. Later she fell preggers and long story short the there was no complications with the birth as at that age the kid was practically bungee jumping out her yoke. Now she's dead.

    But I'm sure somebody as already mentioned a similar story.


  • #20
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    peeka wrote: »
    she has 11 grandkids i remember her telling me :o

    Before or after?
    If it was before, you just lost the game.


  • #21
    feylya
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    GILF?


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  • #22
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    humbert wrote: »
    30s eh? No spring chicken yourself. Never "shagged" anybody as old as either of ye.

    I take great pleasure in reminding you, that you will be 30 and 50 one day.

    Kudos to her tbh. Did it ever cross your mind that maybe she used him too?

    Id wave him out of the room, and finish the bit he couldnt remember.

    :)


  • #23
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,846 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    feylya wrote: »
    GILF?


    Yep.


  • #24
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Like MILF, but G standing for granny.


  • #25
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Stekelly wrote: »
    I know a 37 year old granny............

    i know a 36 year old one.......


  • #26
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,846 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Dudess wrote: »
    Like MILF, but G standing for granny.

    Or Garda...but that's very,very rare.


  • #27
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Stekelly wrote: »
    I know a 37 year old granny............
    And?:pac:


  • #28
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    peeka wrote: »
    she has 11 grandkids i remember her telling me :o

    Was that the chat up line she used?? well i suppose it worked


  • #29
    humbert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Abigayle wrote: »
    I take great pleasure in reminding you, that you will be 30 and 50 one day.

    With all due respect I hadn't forgotten and hopefully I'll be as full of life when I'm hobbling around as a wrinkled old thirty something year old.


  • #30
    peeka
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭peeka


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Before or after?
    If it was before, you just lost the game.


    not sure think it was pillow talk in between the game so to speak...have to say though she knew what she wanted and teached me a few tricks;)


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  • #31
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Before or after?
    If it was before, you just lost the game.

    I just did, and so did anyonre reading this post


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