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Queen-Mise · 16-03-2009 12:14AM

i'm watching skins

p1akuw47h5r3it · 16-03-2009 05:43PM

I'm watching YOU

Rozabeez · 16-03-2009 05:54PM

Nothing is truly random.

Micky Dolenz · 16-03-2009 06:08PM

you are not alone, everybody else is too.

Queen-Mise · 18-03-2009 12:15PM

Is no-one working today :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

colrow · 18-03-2009 12:16PM

yes no-one is thank you very much your regalness

Queen-Mise · 18-03-2009 12:23PM

i forgot yesterday was paddy's day, everyone is hung over and skivving

colrow · 18-03-2009 12:24PM

I'm never hungover, unless of course you mean in my pants

cherryghost · 18-03-2009 12:41PM

onion duckman

Queen-Mise · 18-03-2009 04:14PM

jaspar carrot

cherryghost · 18-03-2009 04:41PM

is actually a parrot

Black NG-60-90 · 18-03-2009 05:00PM

I'm wearing a hat

Queen-Mise · 19-03-2009 08:43AM

today im scaring a cat

colrow · 19-03-2009 10:07AM

Yeah get all them cats out of there, I'm waiting at glasgow the noo and will be back at 12 to hand over scootland to yourself.

cherryghost · 19-03-2009 10:13AM

gerry ryan likes milfs.

colrow · 19-03-2009 10:14AM

so do I, what ever flavour they are

Queen-Mise · 19-03-2009 01:32PM

milfs are cock flavour :-) :-)

cherryghost · 19-03-2009 01:34PM

i like vanilla ice cream

colrow · 19-03-2009 02:05PM

i thort milfs were mothers i'd like to fondle

19-03-2009 07:04PM

the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine!

Green Giant · 19-03-2009 07:07PM

Are you paying too much for your car insurance?

colrow · 19-03-2009 07:24PM

wots insurance ?

Queen-Mise · 19-03-2009 08:21PM

Coverage by a contract binding a party to indemnify another against specified loss in return for premiums paid.

colrow · 19-03-2009 08:22PM

I aint lost my car so wots the point of insuring it

19-03-2009 08:46PM

This thread isn't random anymore.

Queen-Mise · 20-03-2009 12:51PM

descartes was in a bar drinking and the barman asked did he want another. I think not, descartes replied. And he disappeared in a puff of logic.

Boom boom

colrow · 20-03-2009 01:00PM

Not (Not A + Not B + Not C)= A.B.C

James T Kirk · 20-03-2009 11:07PM

A big arse! Hic...

21-03-2009 02:03AM

echo. >display.htm
echo ^<table border="0"^> >> display.htm
echo ^<tr^> >> display.htm
echo ^<td bordercolor="#000000" bgcolor="#000000" style="border: thin solid rgb(0,0,0)" >> display.htm
echo colspan="2"^>^^<strong^>^<big^>Solar buffer tank and panel Temperatures^</big^>^</strong^>^</font^>^</td^> >> display.htm
echo ^</tr^> >> display.htm
echo ^<tr^> >> display.htm
echo ^<td bordercolor="#000000" style="border: thin solid rgb(0,0,0)" >> display.htm
echo colspan="2"^>^<strong^>^<small^>^Current Temperature at %now% on %day% ^</font^>^</small^>^</strong^>^</td^> >> display.htm
echo ^</tr^> >> display.htm
echo ^<tr^> >> display.htm
echo ^<td bordercolor="#000000" bgcolor="#%background%" style="border: thin solid rgb(0,0,0)" >> display.htm
echo colspan="2"^>^<strong^>^<small^>^Solar panel is %collecting% water in the buffer tank^</font^>^</small^>^</strong^>^</td^> >> display.htm
echo ^</tr^> >> display.htm
echo ^<tr^> >> display.htm
echo ^<td bordercolor="#000000" style="border: thin solid rgb(0,0,0)"^>^<strong^>^<small^>^> display.htm
echo face="Arial"^>Top of solar panel^</font^>^</small^>^</strong^>^</td^> >> display.htm
echo ^<td bordercolor="#000000" style="border: thin solid rgb(0,0,0)"^>^<strong^>^<small^>^> display.htm
echo face="Arial"^>%top_panel%ºC^</font^>^</small^>^</strong^>^</td^> >> display.htm
echo ^</tr^> >> display.htm
echo ^<tr^> >> display.htm
echo ^<td bordercolor="#000000" style="border: thin solid rgb(0,0,0)"^>^<strong^>^<small^>^> display.htm
echo face="Arial"^>Top of buffer tank^</font^>^</small^>^</strong^>^</td^> >> display.htm
echo ^<td bordercolor="#000000" style="border: thin solid rgb(0,0,0)"^>^<strong^>^<small^>^> display.htm
echo face="Arial"^>%top_tank%ºC^</font^>^</small^>^</strong^>^</td^> >> display.htm
echo ^</tr^> >> display.htm
echo ^<tr^> >> display.htm
echo ^<td bordercolor="#000000" style="border: thin solid rgb(0,0,0)"^>^<strong^>^<small^>^> display.htm
echo face="Arial"^>Bottom of buffer tank^</font^>^</small^>^</strong^>^</td^> >> display.htm
echo ^<td bordercolor="#000000" style="border: thin solid rgb(0,0,0)"^>^<strong^>^<small^>^> display.htm
echo face="Arial"^>%bottom_tank%ºC^</font^>^</small^>^</strong^>^</td^> >> display.htm
echo ^</tr^> >> display.htm
echo ^<tr^> >> display.htm
echo ^<td bordercolor="#000000" style="border: thin solid rgb(0,0,0)"^>^<strong^>^<small^>^> display.htm
echo face="Arial"^>Output of buffer tank coil^</font^>^</small^>^</strong^>^</td^> >> display.htm
echo ^<td bordercolor="#000000" style="border: thin solid rgb(0,0,0)"^>^<strong^>^<small^>^> display.htm
echo face="Arial"^>%coil_out%ºC^</font^>^</small^>^</strong^>^</td^> >> display.htm
echo ^</tr^> >> display.htm
echo ^</td^> >> display.htm
echo ^</tr^> >> display.htm
echo ^</table^> >> display.htm

James T Kirk · 21-03-2009 02:30AM

God is dead.

- Nietzsche

Nietzsche is dead.

- God

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