Sleep with my "Downs" son

keefg · 17-03-2009 02:00PM #1

Any Takers?

Fair enough, everyone deserves a bit of action.......but getting your mum to hook you up? I'm not so sure about that.

I think this story is very deserved of a "Yore Ma" comment.

Sharpshooter · 17-03-2009 02:03PM

Down with this kind of thing.

From article:
"If he doesn't get a girlfriend, I will feel really bad, because I have sold him this thing that he is like everybody else. That's why I'm working overtime to get this sorted for him."

Does everyone else's mammy do this?

K4t · 17-03-2009 02:03PM

He's a stud.

keefg · 17-03-2009 02:04PM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Down with this kind of thing.

LMFAO

markok84 · 17-03-2009 02:05PM

why doesn't she ride him...... I mean they're not related.

colly10 · 17-03-2009 02:11PM

Thats disturbing, is his ma going to wait in the next room and ask him if he enjoyed it afterwards

reverandkenjami · 17-03-2009 02:21PM

markok84 wrote: »

why doesn't she ride him...... I mean they're not related.

Sick sick man!! :pac:

MagicMarker · 17-03-2009 02:26PM

If only all mums were like this.

waraf · 17-03-2009 02:26PM

I met a Dutch woman once who gave her son 50 euro to get a hooker for his 18th birthday. She thought this was all perfectly normal and she even asked him how he got on when he got home (he wasn't too impressed for those who care - too much pressure to perform apparently

) Ya gotta love the Dutch

AckwelFoley · 17-03-2009 02:30PM

Id imagine there will be alot of people looking down on her as a mother

Could she not find him another person in a similar condition for him?

perhaps not a good idea..2 mongs dont make a right

spurious · 17-03-2009 02:32PM

She can't have much experience of people with Downs if she thinks he won't be able to find his own girlfriend.

Aidric · 17-03-2009 02:35PM

That's downright beautiful.

SoupyNorman · 17-03-2009 02:39PM

Ah sex IS GREAT so I hope the guy gets to play 'hide the sausage' some day but trust good oul Sky News to deliver this high caliber news, it's really just thesun.co.uk in a Papier-mâché cloak.

17-03-2009 02:47PM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Down with this kind of thing.

your post was perfect with just that :pac:

Simi · 17-03-2009 02:56PM

snyper wrote: »

perhaps not a good idea..2 mongs dont make a right

ROFL!

Snowie · 17-03-2009 03:00PM

MagicMarker wrote: »

If only all mums were like this.

never see that film with the kid with the messed up face...
cher is in it she's a drugged up bikerchick....

Sharpshooter · 17-03-2009 03:02PM

Mask.
That was a good film.

Saibh · 17-03-2009 03:02PM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

never see that film with the kid with the messed up face...
cher is in it she's a drugged up bikerchick....

Mask

Snowie · 17-03-2009 03:03PM

yeah thast the movie i couldt remember it but cher gets hima prostaute haha.....

yeah it was great film

MagicMarker · 17-03-2009 03:10PM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

yeah thast the movie i couldt remember it but cher gets hima prostaute haha.....

yeah it was great film

True story too!

Abi · 17-03-2009 03:19PM

He has eyes for Fearne Cotton. Alas, he will never be truly mine! Bollöx

Thats it lady, wrap 'em up in cotton wool. They will be ready for anything in the real world that way.

Mimikyu · 17-03-2009 04:43PM

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Agent Smith · 17-03-2009 04:54PM

bravestarr082 wrote: »

Ah sex IS GREAT so I hope the guy gets to play 'hide the sausage' some day but trust good oul Sky News to deliver this high caliber news, it's really just thesun.co.uk in a Papier-mâché cloak.

Well they are both owned the same guy.

tony1kenobi · 17-03-2009 05:07PM

-Phuqer- wrote: »

Lmao

But this is seriously a bit weird. Not just get him a Down GF?

He thinks they are ugly.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 17-03-2009 05:11PM

I used to have a dog called Syndrome. Every time he got up on the couch I had shout at him, "Down, Syndrome!"

* runs again *

Calibos · 17-03-2009 05:13PM

I know this is after hours but some of the 'jokes' posted here. FFS!! Some of you are nasty F#$ks. Hang your heads in shame.

Sharpshooter · 17-03-2009 05:17PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I used to have a dog called Syndrome. Every time he got up on the couch I had shout at him, "Down, Syndrome!"

* runs again *

Was it a mongrel?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 17-03-2009 05:17PM

Calibos wrote: »

I know this is after hours but some of the 'jokes' posted here. FFS!! Some of you are nasty F#$ks. Hang your heads in shame.

You. Down off the soapbox. Now.

Slidey · 17-03-2009 05:19PM

Calibos wrote: »

I know this is after hours but some of the 'jokes' posted here. FFS!! Some of you are nasty F#$ks. Hang your heads in shame.

Internet etc etc

17-03-2009 05:24PM

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=2708667167

Edit: Jaysus, hope he can't read, some of the comments are a tad harsh !

Mr.Lizard · 17-03-2009 05:28PM

Those sideburns make him look retarded.

Sleep with my "Downs" son

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