was saint patrick gay

albert-bundy · 09-03-2009 02:42AM #1

was broke back mountain really the story of his early days in the hills with the sheep and some other welsh chappie....

Saibh · 09-03-2009 02:43AM

Think you are getting your cowboys mixed up

ScumLord · 09-03-2009 02:43AM

Theres nothing gay about shagguing sheep. It's ****ed up but not gay,.

albert-bundy · 09-03-2009 02:45AM

its what they did while not touching the sheep

ScumLord wrote: »

Theres nothing gay about shagguing sheep. It's ****ed up but not gay,.

ScumLord · 09-03-2009 02:48AM

..........But it's still ok top shag sheep right?

Hande hoche! · 09-03-2009 02:49AM

I thought it was regular snakes not the trouser variety.

donmeister · 09-03-2009 02:51AM

BLASPHEMY!

lostexpectation · 09-03-2009 04:38AM

he was a gimp

Xavi6 · 09-03-2009 05:34AM

donmeister wrote: »

BLASPHEMY!

You saying there's something wrong with being gay?

IvySlayer · 09-03-2009 05:50AM

The Church would go mental if he was gay. Take that Ratty!

phasers · 09-03-2009 07:19AM

I thought it was about Jesus and St Peter?

luckat · 09-03-2009 08:18AM

No. In his shock revelations in his memoirs he specifically says that he did not suck the nipples of sailors to get safe passage back home to Brittany or wherever when he was on the run from Irish slavery.

No gayness there.

ShooterSF · 09-03-2009 11:33AM

He might not be gay but is definitely to blame for our current economic situation. How much did all those charter planes cost to deport all those snakes? Sure they made some money back with that documentary with Samuel L Jackson, but still...

09-03-2009 11:47AM

Thats where all the snakes went

>>>> Up St.Paddys back passage:eek:

AnonoBoy · 09-03-2009 11:54AM

[Insert hilarious anti-Welsh homophobic comment here]

antodeco · 09-03-2009 12:05PM

Snake Curry FTW

Dragan · 09-03-2009 12:16PM

IvySlayer wrote: »

The Church would go mental if he was gay.

Why? Over the course of history the church has had no real issue with regicide, murder, genocide and priest ****ing kids.

You would think they would be a very open and welcoming group of poeple.

stovelid · 09-03-2009 12:23PM

I consulted Wikipeida, and unfortunately it would seem that the OP has a point:

Many of these works cannot be taken as authentic traditions. Uncritical acceptance of the Annals of Ulster (see below) would imply that he lived from 340 to 460, and ministered in what is modern day northern Ireland from 428 onwards.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick

PurpleBerry · 09-03-2009 12:28PM

I like to think so. So many of Ireland's most famous patrons are/were gay.

0ubliette · 09-03-2009 12:31PM

was albert-bundy creator of the the most retarded thread on boards

Biggins · 09-03-2009 01:03PM

If he existed, if he was gay...

So what!

IvySlayer · 09-03-2009 01:05PM

Dragan wrote: »

Why? Over the course of history the church has had no real issue with regicide, murder, genocide and priest ****ing kids.

You would think they would be a very open and welcoming group of poeple.

Yup, with quotes like 'homosexuality is a disease', very welcoming

coming *sniggers*

TwoShedsJackson · 09-03-2009 01:13PM

Surely our patron saint could not be an uphill gardener? Homosexuals in the religious orders, whatever next?

Biggins · 09-03-2009 01:47PM

Looking at the whole picture rationally.

For all the saints there is (no ideal how many - is there a list somewhere?), given the high numbers, I'm quite sure there has to be a few gay or lesbians amid that list of that persuasion.
I'd be more shocked if there wasn't!

Wagon · 09-03-2009 01:56PM

Neesa wrote: »

I like to think so. So many of Ireland's most famous patrons are/were gay.

Exactly!

Think of St Patrick as the original Senator David Norris.

Fizman · 09-03-2009 02:01PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

[Insert hilarious anti-Welsh homophobic comment here]

Ya I bet thats what St Paddy was into alright. Inserting stuff.

Giggidy.

lostexpectation · 09-03-2009 05:03PM

Anals of the Four Masters...

lostexpectation · 09-03-2009 05:05PM

defo a cross dresser
http://www.fox-and-parrot.com/images/st_patrick-banishing_snakes_lg.jpg

oh no the snakes the snakes keep them away from me, oh no they keep attacking me in the rear

albert-bundy · 10-03-2009 01:51AM

i feel special now

and point of interest ..just because the welsh like mining or routing around in long dark passages trying to unearth some items of value.does not make them homophobic..........
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albert-bundy · 10-03-2009 01:54AM

is he chucks gay brother ... and did he date saint patrick ???on was that saint patrick kenny.................ok stop oh god bring back flogging

Wagon wrote: »

Exactly!

Think of St Patrick as the original Senator David Norris.

sdanseo · 10-03-2009 02:07AM

Why in the name of St Patrick has this not been locked?..... :rolleyes:

was saint patrick gay

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