"smell of rotten eggs makes men randy"

Surely you would have worked that out yourself by now, what with the smel off you owl wan, and the constant string of fellas in and outta her bedroom...

Does that make farts erotic?

I might be uniquely qualified to derail this particular train of thought.

I used to work for a company that made liquid egg products for bakerys etc I don't remember every cracking open a rotten maggot infested egg, deeply inhaling its fragrant aroma and getting the horn.

Nope, definitely not, must be a ghey thing.:pac:

The smell of my farts brings about a feeling more of pride rather than an erection.

I suppose if im farting alot and the fiance is in direct cross fire and the pride builds to such a level that i feel im touching on Olympic standards, i perhaps then want to make love like chuck norris would after saving the world

I prefer the smell of fish.

It's a shame that this doesn't do the same for women.

Fartin' under the duvet could be considered foreplay.