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what not to say on a 1st date

  • 17-01-2009 08:07PM
    #1
    tbaymusicman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭


    hey guys and gals just taught we'd have a little fun and say what you wouldn't say on a first date whether that be a pick up line or whatever ok il start!!!


    do you spit or swallow???


Comments

  • #2
    dh0661
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    tbaymusicman wrote: »
    do you spit or swallow???

    No - I bite. :rolleyes:


  • #3
    tbaymusicman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭tbaymusicman


    are you going to put out later or am i wasting my time haha


  • #4
    Iwasfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    Take it or leave it.


  • #5
    whjoup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭whjoup


    My old boyfriend, Jason, was amazing. He looked kind of like you. I used to bring him here all the time. Do you mind if I call you Jason?


  • #6
    Fey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,183 ✭✭✭Fey!


    So, how do you feel about a spitroast?


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  • #7
    chavezychavez
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 965 ✭✭✭chavezychavez


    Well f*%$ me if I'm wrong but do you want to snog?


  • #8
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Fey! wrote: »
    So, how do you feel about a spitroast?

    I nearly spat water all over my laptop.


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 668 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Do u look the same as your mother when naked??


  • #10
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Hey beautiful, if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

    or

    (in Australian accent) G'day, Sheila. You're lookin' pretty good up top. How's yar Down Under?


  • #11
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Dear OP

    thread fail


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  • #12
    tbaymusicman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭tbaymusicman


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Dear OP

    thread fail


    sorry bout that


  • #13
    OpenYourEyes
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 3,081 Mod ✭✭✭✭OpenYourEyes


    A friend of mine when trying to be nice while turning down a girl who liked him:-

    " would ya be up for a threesome?"


  • #14
    banquo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    A lolcat is too good for this thread.


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