How often do you use Fr.Ted quotes?

midlandsmissus · 2009-02-25 19:02:11

I finished a glass of wine yesterday and said 'MORE DRINK' to my flatmate in a Fr. Jack voice, and em went to get more drink. Only then I realised, (It was a drunken epiphany!) how often I use quotes from Fr. Ted, i.e. all the time. It's a testiment to the show that you still hear things form it so often, seeing as it was…

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#122 28-02-2009 01:43AM

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my ma was getting a new boiler fitted last year and every time (i mean every time she mentioned it to people(even if i was barely within earshot) i'd scream "Boilers, Ted...." at the top of my lungs. good times.

i only used "i love my brick" in conversation about 3 hrs ago...weird.

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#123 28-02-2009 01:53AM

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How did that gob****e get on the television?!

When something unexpected happens I have a tendency to say - Ted, you'll never guess what she's replaced my mattress with!

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#124 28-02-2009 02:01AM

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Shoddy building Ted.

Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.

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#125 28-02-2009 02:18AM

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Like peas in a pub Ted.

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#126 01-03-2009 12:16AM

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You've a face like a pair of tits!
At least that's one pair between us!

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#127 01-03-2009 03:18AM

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The ants are back Ted.

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#128 01-03-2009 04:16AM

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Ted..were you asking for a dramatic, exciting voice?

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#129 01-03-2009 04:33AM

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mono..!

.....d'oh!

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#130 01-03-2009 06:08AM

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Can I put my enormous tool in your box - Used when I want to put my enormous tool in someone's box

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#131 01-03-2009 06:20AM

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never.

it was only show...

a good show are at the time but gets older by the day.

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#132 01-03-2009 06:29AM

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Tis my birthday today and I got a boxset as a present. 10 episodes down so far......

"No, Billy's was rounder at the top"

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#133 01-03-2009 10:55PM

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Ted, Ted, would you like a peanut?

Iiiiiiiii don't believe it!

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#134 01-03-2009 11:15PM

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Do you know what i do with 200 bucks Ted? i wipe my a55 with 200 bucks!

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#135 01-03-2009 11:22PM

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"No, we came in by Southern Yemen"

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#136 01-03-2009 11:30PM

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I swear, the money was just resting in my account!

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#137 01-03-2009 11:36PM

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Shoddy workmanship Ted. You could nearly talk that inta comin down!
This is one of my personal favorites.....Its right up there with "Dosent it look like a face....Would ya believe me dog did this to me"
Also glad to see Fr Ted is standing the test of time.

midlandsmissus wrote: »

I finished a glass of wine yesterday and said 'MORE DRINK' to my flatmate in a Fr. Jack voice, and em went to get more drink.

Only then I realised, (It was a drunken epiphany!) how often I use quotes from Fr. Ted, i.e. all the time.

It's a testiment to the show that you still hear things form it so often, seeing as it was on over TEN years ago now. Do you say Fr.Ted quotes alot?

Here's a good ould one ....
Ted: What was it Jack used to say about the needy? He had a term for them.
Dougal: A shower of bastards.

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#138 01-03-2009 11:37PM

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silvervixen84 wrote: »

Do you know what i do with 200 bucks Ted? i wipe my a55 with 200 bucks!

Really??.............and...............can that still be used as legal tender?

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#139 02-03-2009 12:02AM

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the ants are back

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#140 02-03-2009 12:17AM

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The way I feel now I could convert gays!

Dougal: I don't believe in organized religion

Dougal:How did you meet him in the first place?
Ted: He was introduced to me by Father Jim Dougan, we were at a conference. Dougan came up and said "This is Father Stone", and ran out of the building.

My favourite:
So, Father. Do you ever have any doubts about the religious life? Is your faith ever tested? Anything you would be worried about? Any doubts you've been having about any aspects of belief? Anything like that?

Well, you know the way God made us all, right? And he's looking down at us from heaven and everything?

Uh-huh.

And then his son came down and saved everyone and all that?

Yes.

And when we die we're all going to go to heaven?

Yes. What about it?

Well, that's the bit I have trouble with.

Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.

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#141 02-03-2009 12:18AM

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Eh. Ted you know Kurt Cobain. Imagine shooting your head off with a shotgun.

Jesus, How'd he manage to survive that?

H-he didn't Dougal.

Oh right yeah.

Take this lump of sugar baby you know you want it. Sure that'd be like what those rap fella's would write.

Dougal. You can forget about Will Self, Icey Tea or Snoopy Snoopy Dog Dog.

Was Willie Stroker in Fr. Ted aswell?

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#142 02-03-2009 01:30AM

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.....................fúcking hell

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#143 02-03-2009 10:19AM

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Soby wrote: »

.....................fúcking hell

I always use that one when I'm in a room full of loud chatter and then it goes silent.

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#144 02-03-2009 10:44AM

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Father Ted: I know what's going on, Pat Mustard. There are some very hairy babies on Craggy Island, and I think you are the hairy baby-maker.

Pat Mustard: Oh, yeah? Well, I think that you would need proof if you were going to make that sort of an accusation. And I'm a very careful man, Father. A very careful man!

Father Ted: Except when it comes to taking precautions in the bedroom.

Pat Mustard: Ah, w-... you certainly wouldn't be advising the use of artificial contraception now, Father, would you?

Father Ted: Yes, I... well... if you're going to be... of course you will... JUST FECK OFF!

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Father Ted: How long has Father Jack been living in there?

Father Dougal: Uh, he started just a few days after you left.

Father Ted: Maybe he's agoraphobic?

Father Dougal: Jack scared of fighting? I don't think so Ted.

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#145 02-03-2009 02:35PM

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Ahh, I've finally caved in and posted a Fr. Ted quote on boards....

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=59243811&postcount=11

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#146 02-03-2009 06:29PM

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Ah, July 19th, I wouldn't know Ted ya big bollocks.

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#147 03-03-2009 02:53AM

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I often find myself saying "Exactly like Father Biggley" when agreeing with someone.

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#148 03-03-2009 03:46AM

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BB: Oh and Ted

TED:Yes

BB: If You ever hang up on me again ill rip of yer arms

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#149 03-03-2009 03:47AM

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how's the son?

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#150 03-03-2009 09:56AM

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never

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#151 03-03-2009 05:54PM

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It's a wig.

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