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Did you ever get the feeling that....

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    With a username like NorthernRock, I'm guess that you've *something* going for you.

    Ever fall off your wallet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    OP I think we've gotten as far as no pics will allow. Now pics or gtfo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    You're being too hard on yourself, OP.

    Look at all the unattractive men who are married to pretty women:

    Richard Branson
    Bill Gates
    J. Howard Marshall
    Donald Trump
    Billy Joel
    Michael Douglas
    Bono

    I'm sure you have a great personality just like all of those men! :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Well now.

    Im hawt and a bit of an auld legend to be fair.

    Hes average looking, somehow understands / likes my eccentricity, cock is managable, and clearly understands Im a woman of many talents.

    So he is in effect, my bitch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    Did you ever get the feeling that...

    ...that I was going to kill the next person to start a thread with a title that didn't tell me what the thread was about?

    Why, yes, I did...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I'm tellin' ya I don't have a clue what my GF sees in me

    She's going out with you for a bet.

    I owe her 1,000 euro for every year she sticks it out. :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    ...that I was going to kill the next person to start a thread with a title that didn't tell me what the thread was about?

    Why, yes, I did...

    Moany wingey waaaah! Boo hiss!

    I had no idea either. But its not about the 'R' - that'll do me.

    Anything YOU would like to talk about? or would you care to join us with a little light-hearted banter?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Ah C.mon now , no need for this self - loathing OP ,Probably something all we Irish do from time to time , some more than others . :D


  • Posts: 6,645 ✭✭✭ Luca Tiny Tinder


    My boyfriend is always asking me why I'm with him. He asks at least once a week, as if he genuinely can't understand why. Total opposite of my ex who thought he was God's gift!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    What you are talking about afaik is not uncommon, i know plenty of what would from the outside would appear to be very mismatched couples.

    She obviously sees alot more to you than you do. So I would count your blessings and continue to do whatever it is you do that keeps this lovely lady in your life.

    :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    [quote=[Deleted User];59152979]My boyfriend is always asking me why I'm with him. He asks at least once a week, as if he genuinely can't understand why. Total opposite of my ex who thought he was God's gift![/QUOTE]Your not still thinking of the ex now are ya ? ;)
    Post edited by Boards.ie: Mike on


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    ...You weren't good enough for your partner!?!?!?
    Yes I did, and seems it was true.
    I'm actually thinking about asking her could she not do better?:D
    Don't question it - just be happy she's with you hun. No ones better or worse, some people just connect.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Epic Tissue


    Kold wrote: »
    Maybe she likes that she appears all these things when you're next to her? :P

    Maybe if he punched her in the head it would answer his question?*:pac:

    *don't do that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 970 ✭✭✭Kirnsy


    maybe she likes you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    better still maybe she loves you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭n1ck


    Don't be daft, he clearly has a massive lad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    n1ck wrote: »
    Don't be daft, he clearly has a massive lad.

    Pics or GTFO.


  • Posts: 11,928 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Duiske wrote: »
    She is training to become a vet. She will be earning more by shoving her arm up one cows arse than I earn driving around for 10 hours a day.


    Uumm is that what she told ya?....It is 40 euro call out fee for a vet, if the farmer is good enough to pay up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    n1ck wrote: »
    Don't be daft, he clearly has a massive lad.



    yeaaaaaah because thats the only reason girls stay with guys! isnt it! :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,849 ✭✭✭Valmont


    OP, as long as you think like that, she has you by the balls.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Valmont wrote: »
    OP, as long as you think like that, she has you by the balls.

    Maybe he likes that ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,329 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    OP, have you considered the possibility her best friend is really her lesbian lover and you are nothing more than a male 'beard' ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,935 ✭✭✭Calibos


    Its not unheard of to see unmatched in the looks department couples. Remember seeing one stunner arriving in the pub with, and then proceeding to eat the face off a scruffy ginger. However it is reasonably rare.

    Much more likely scenario is as someone else posted, a 'standards' issue. I remember a guy telling us about his stunner of a girlfriend. He was badgered to post pics. We were all prepared to disbelieve him and slag him for posting a pic of a model he found on some website. No....he posted a picture of his real girlfriend alright. She was an absolute munter and he thought she was stunning. Of course when we eventually saw pics of him we realised she was a stunner compared to him :D

    Self deception at its best. Now don't get me wrong, I know looks can be subjective but I think they are subjective in the middle of the bell curve of looks. ie. average people can be subjectively gorgeous to some and rather plain and well average to others. However at the extreme ends of the curve things are much less subjective. 99% of people will agree that so and so is gorgeous or so and so is ugly. The guy in my example had to know his GF was a munter, he could only be deceiving himself.

    The final proof is that I have met a lot of Vets in my pet owning years. Never once seen a female vet that wasn't a munter :D

    *post not to be taken seriously :D (Though there is an element of truth in all good humour) :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭civis_liberalis


    Samurai wrote: »
    I'll go out with her if you want
    You could, but I think he wants to see would she be more interested in someone better than him :D

    And OP, don't worry yourself about why or the other questions that are going around in your head, just enjoy what you have! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    According to Eddie Murphy you must make her go
    OOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOO


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26 whitneysegura


    Yeah I feel as if they arnt good enough for me, girls aint no thanggg


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