The Official "rant/bitch/moan" Thread

22-02-2009 05:18PM

Baza210 wrote: »

That kind of latex is black. You're thinking of spandex.

I know - I do have cycling gear you know! But after looking quickly on google images I got scared and decided to go for Flanders.

PurpleFistMixer · 22-02-2009 08:25PM

Got up at 8... cycled (for the first time in weeks) for over an hour into town, went to a conference that lasted over 7 hours in a stuffy underground room... And then had my bike stolen.

And now to spend the next 4 hours doing a linear algebra assignment...

Jonathan · 22-02-2009 09:03PM

PurpleFistMixer wrote: »

Got up at 8... cycled (for the first time in weeks) for over an hour into town, went to a conference that lasted over 7 hours in a stuffy underground room... And then had my bike stolen.

And now to spend the next 4 hours doing a linear algebra assignment...

Better have been a good conference.

PurpleFistMixer · 22-02-2009 09:21PM

jmccrohan wrote: »

Better have been a good conference.

Wasn't bad. We concluded there's some kind of economic crisis going on. Might just be a myth though.

magennij · 22-02-2009 09:37PM

I just joined this boards.ie, and I've noticed about 75% of the Irish people I know are users. Having read about 30 replies on this board, I am now thoroughly certain that the majority of users here, and subsequently the majority of TCD student, and to a greater extent still the majority of Irish people, are incredibly stupid, undereducated, over rewarded, egotistical, superficial **** (and bitches for the women, who are really the worst women in the whole world, like seriously Irish men, sort your women out). Thank you all for being ridiculous, druken b******s who generally make my existence agonising and daily drive me closer to developing a manical plan to nuke this island and everyone on it off the face of earth, and out of history, except a select few. I hate you all, but I especially hate the ones who think they're in any way elite because their fathers run horse betting organisations that rob the plebeians so their children can wear labelled tracksuits. Again, thank you.

Crash · 22-02-2009 09:52PM

magennij wrote: »

I just joined this boards.ie, and I've noticed about 75% of the Irish people I know are users. Having read about 30 replies on this board, I am now thoroughly certain that the majority of users here, and subsequently the majority of TCD student, and to a greater extent still the majority of Irish people, are incredibly stupid, undereducated, over rewarded, egotistical, superficial **** (and bitches for the women, who are really the worst women in the whole world, like seriously Irish men, sort your women out). Thank you all for being ridiculous, druken b******s who generally make my existence agonising and daily drive me closer to developing a manical plan to nuke this island and everyone on it off the face of earth, and out of history, except a select few. I hate you all, but I especially hate the ones who think they're in any way elite because their fathers run horse betting organisations that rob the plebeians so their children can wear labelled tracksuits. Again, thank you.

Any time.

TheAmateur · 22-02-2009 10:13PM

magennij wrote: »

I just joined this boards.ie, and I've noticed about 75% of the Irish people I know are users. Having read about 30 replies on this board, I am now thoroughly certain that the majority of users here, and subsequently the majority of TCD student, and to a greater extent still the majority of Irish people, are incredibly stupid, undereducated, over rewarded, egotistical, superficial **** (and bitches for the women, who are really the worst women in the whole world, like seriously Irish men, sort your women out). Thank you all for being ridiculous, druken b******s who generally make my existence agonising and daily drive me closer to developing a manical plan to nuke this island and everyone on it off the face of earth, and out of history, except a select few. I hate you all, but I especially hate the ones who think they're in any way elite because their fathers run horse betting organisations that rob the plebeians so their children can wear labelled tracksuits. Again, thank you.

BAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW

Brian · 22-02-2009 10:18PM

TheAmateur wrote: »

BAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW

Well, today I had an Epiphany. Since the ex broke of our engagement, in what seems like an age ago. I've just been moping through life. Well today I had an Epiphany, from now on I will strive to do the best in my life. If there is something I'm not happy with, then I will change it. Starting with my ten point plan.

Step One:
Create an iTunes playlist. To ensure change happens I must be aggressive towards change. This playlist must reflect that. It must make me want to put in action these changes.

Step Two:
Moping around over a lost relationship has f***** things well and truly up. It’s time to forgive and forget. Forgiveness will set me free and thus it is paramount to build up a friendship with the ex.

Step Three:
A new tattoo will mark the start of a new life. I must design a new tattoo and get it inked. It will serve as a reminder that I am a new born man.

Step Four:
Write and follow a strict fitness diary. My fitness may pass the test but it can and thus should be better. Early morning runs are a good idea, also weights training will build up good muscle.

Step Five:
Get massive. I always say I’m sick of being thin so I will put weight on. I will look for a high protein diet and follow it. Also supplements and weight training will turn it into muscle.

Step Six:
Confidence. I always complain to myself that “I’m not liked”. Well it’s time t stop whinging and take charge. I need confidence in myself. To try and gain some will be hard. But first, I will finish my stand up routine and find an open mic session. I need to approach people and talk to them. Waiting for others to come to me isn’t going to help.

Step Seven:
Learn the guitar, it can be something to express myself through. And what is the point of looking at others and thinking “That’s cool, wish I could do that” get out there and f****** do it.

Step Eight:
Finish my stories. I start these stories and they drift into nothing. I should finish them.

Step Nine:
Re-haul the wardrobe. Buy new threads and be confident in what I’m wearing.

Step 10:
Alcohol, what’s the point of getting hammered. No longer will I drink more than 10 units in one 24 hour period. Not only will it save money, but I won’t make an a** of myself.

rc28 · 22-02-2009 10:19PM

magennij wrote: »

I just joined this boards.ie, and I've noticed about 75% of the Irish people I know are users. Having read about 30 replies on this board, I am now thoroughly certain that the majority of users here, and subsequently the majority of TCD student, and to a greater extent still the majority of Irish people, are incredibly stupid, undereducated, over rewarded, egotistical, superficial **** (and bitches for the women, who are really the worst women in the whole world, like seriously Irish men, sort your women out). Thank you all for being ridiculous, druken b******s who generally make my existence agonising and daily drive me closer to developing a manical plan to nuke this island and everyone on it off the face of earth, and out of history, except a select few. I hate you all, but I especially hate the ones who think they're in any way elite because their fathers run horse betting organisations that rob the plebeians so their children can wear labelled tracksuits. Again, thank you.

Quoted for truth

TheAmateur · 22-02-2009 10:38PM

Baza210 wrote: »

Well, today I had an Epiphany. Since the ex broke of our engagement, in what seems like an age ago. I've just been moping through life. Well today I had an Epiphany, from now on I will strive to do the best in my life. If there is something I'm not happy with, then I will change it. Starting with my ten point plan.

Sorry to hear about that man, and good luck with the plan. I especially like steps three, seven, eight and ten. Check out Rory Gallagher if you're interested in guitar. He's the reason I started playing. Hopefully step 10 will stop step 3 going horribly wrong too:D.

mathew · 22-02-2009 10:40PM

Baza210 wrote: »

Well, today I had an Epiphany. Since the ex broke of our engagement, in what seems like an age ago. I've just been moping through life. Well today I had an Epiphany, from now on I will strive to do the best in my life. If there is something I'm not happy with, then I will change it. Starting with my ten point plan.

Step One:
Create an iTunes playlist. To ensure change happens I must be aggressive towards change. This playlist must reflect that. It must make me want to put in action these changes.

Step Two:
Moping around over a lost relationship has f***** things well and truly up. It’s time to forgive and forget. Forgiveness will set me free and thus it is paramount to build up a friendship with the ex.

Step Three:
A new tattoo will mark the start of a new life. I must design a new tattoo and get it inked. It will serve as a reminder that I am a new born man.

Step Four:
Write and follow a strict fitness diary. My fitness may pass the test but it can and thus should be better. Early morning runs are a good idea, also weights training will build up good muscle.

Step Five:
Get massive. I always say I’m sick of being thin so I will put weight on. I will look for a high protein diet and follow it. Also supplements and weight training will turn it into muscle.

Step Six:
Confidence. I always complain to myself that “I’m not liked”. Well it’s time t stop whinging and take charge. I need confidence in myself. To try and gain some will be hard. But first, I will finish my stand up routine and find an open mic session. I need to approach people and talk to them. Waiting for others to come to me isn’t going to help.

Step Seven:
Learn the guitar, it can be something to express myself through. And what is the point of looking at others and thinking “That’s cool, wish I could do that” get out there and f****** do it.

Step Eight:
Finish my stories. I start these stories and they drift into nothing. I should finish them.

Step Nine:
Re-haul the wardrobe. Buy new threads and be confident in what I’m wearing.

Step 10:
Alcohol, what’s the point of getting hammered. No longer will I drink more than 10 units in one 24 hour period. Not only will it save money, but I won’t make an a** of myself.

Best of luck

Pet · 22-02-2009 11:15PM

Eerily enough, Baza, I also did the iTunes playlist thing. It has kinda failed me today, though, as I have been most unproductive again. Oh well, back on the horse. My ten-step plan has many, many similarities with yours. Perhaps I'll see you in the gym? I'll be the one with arms like knots on barbed wire. You already know what I look like, apparently; feel free to say hi. I won't be perturbed in any way.

Also: lolocaust at magennij. What a fantastic entrance. Your rant is reminiscent of c.2005 Pet's, and evokes some serious nostalgia. Welcome to boards.ie. One question: for someone who claims to hate Trinners and Irish people, you have more friends on the "Ireland" Facebook network than I do. What gives?

Brian · 22-02-2009 11:51PM

Err, I didn't write that.

Crash · 22-02-2009 11:55PM

Seriously? amazing

Brian · 22-02-2009 11:57PM

I would not capitalise 'epiphany' for no apparent reason other than it being a relatively sophisticated word.

Unregistered. · 23-02-2009 12:28AM

Baza210 wrote: »

I would not capitalise 'epiphany' for no apparent reason other than it being a relatively sophisticated word.

Where is is capitalised? Oh - and nice job not deleting/editing it, seeing as how you "didn't" write it.

Brian · 23-02-2009 12:34AM

Why would I delete it ? I posted it, but I didn't write it. For your capitalised letter problem, see the 6th word.

Unregistered. · 23-02-2009 12:49AM

Baza210 wrote: »

For your capitalised letter problem, see the 6th word.

Brian · 23-02-2009 12:55AM

lol@IE

Jonathan · 23-02-2009 12:56AM

Unregistered. wrote: »

Internet explorer

*sniggers*

Unregistered. · 23-02-2009 01:01AM

Baza210 wrote: »

lol@IE

jmccrohan wrote: »

Internet explorer

*sniggers*

I've never had any problems with it. The only other browsers I use are Firefox and Iceweasal. Laughing at IE just makes you guys look like assholes IMO.

Crash · 23-02-2009 01:03AM

I'd agree if it was in response to anyone but you Peslo :P

Jonathan · 23-02-2009 01:10AM

Unregistered. wrote: »

Laughing at IE just makes you guys look like assholes IMO.

Pelso, I wouldn't do it to any one else but you.

It was purely to annoy you.

23-02-2009 01:12AM

magennij wrote: »

I just joined this boards.ie, and I've noticed about 75% of the Irish people I know are users. Having read about 30 replies on this board, I am now thoroughly certain that the majority of users here, and subsequently the majority of TCD student, and to a greater extent still the majority of Irish people, are incredibly stupid, undereducated, over rewarded, egotistical, superficial **** (and bitches for the women, who are really the worst women in the whole world, like seriously Irish men, sort your women out). Thank you all for being ridiculous, druken b******s who generally make my existence agonising and daily drive me closer to developing a manical plan to nuke this island and everyone on it off the face of earth, and out of history, except a select few. I hate you all, but I especially hate the ones who think they're in any way elite because their fathers run horse betting organisations that rob the plebeians so their children can wear labelled tracksuits. Again, thank you.

I like you

Brian · 23-02-2009 01:17AM

This person-specific nuking is a very promising concept.

Unregistered. · 23-02-2009 01:32AM

Baza210 wrote: »

This person-specific nuking is a very promising concept.

You mean bullying? Wow, you'll be popular.

And who is Peslo?

mathew · 23-02-2009 01:34AM

Unregistered. wrote: »

arent computer scientists meant to count from 0??? :P

Brian · 23-02-2009 01:48AM

Unregistered. wrote: »

You mean bullying? Wow, you'll be popular.

And who is Peslo?

I.. just.. wow.

shay_562 · 23-02-2009 01:49AM

Peslo wrote:

And who is Peslo?

My name is Guy Incognito!

Time Magazine · 23-02-2009 01:51AM

shay_562 wrote: »

My name is Guy Incognito!

No, I'm Guy Incognito! And so is my wife!

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