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How far would you go to get your hole?

  • 22-02-2009 01:16AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭


    This happened a couple weeks ago, and I thought it went pretty well, considering how hair-brained the scheme was.

    I met a German girl on a Friday, and we got on really well. We met again Saturday afternoon and we spent the day together, and she went out with her mates for the Saturday night, while I was with mine. She texted me up near closing time and said,

    "Hey Sowatchawant, is there any room in your house?"

    Awesome. It's her last night here in Dublin, and I'm in with a sure thing, more or less. Only problem is, I live with my parents, and they wouldn't stand for that sort of thing with a girl they don't know in their house. But I didn't let that stop me!

    So, I left my mates with a cunning plan. I brought her home and walked in the door with her. My parents were in bed, but awake. I have to walk by their door to get to my room, so they called me in, as they heard us walk up the stairs.

    They said, "Have you got someone with you?"

    And I say, "Yeah, it's my mate Owen, he's a bit locked, he's sleeping in my room tonight"

    "Oh, that's grand, Sowatchawant. Good night! Love ya!"

    And that was that! Locked the door, and the rest of the night looked after itself!

    Got any stories yourselves?:)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭PurpleBerry


    5m.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    About 10 inches to get to my right hand.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    No, but I have questions.
    Such as: Were there groaning sounds coming from your (locked) bedroom, stud? Do they think it was you or your mate Owen making the groaning sounds? / Why weren't there groaning sounds?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,677 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    If she wasn't your long lost German Auntie, then I don't care.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Thats not going far.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    Tbh, you didn't seem to go very far for your hole there. It seemed easy enough. She asked to come to yours, parents didn't bat an eye, it all fell into place

    EDIT, Rabies got there first


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    On my knees to my wife. Works occasionally.;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    This happened a couple weeks ago, and I thought it went pretty well, considering how hair-brained the scheme was.

    I met a German girl on a Friday, and we got on really well. We met again Saturday afternoon and we spent the day together, and she went out with her mates for the Saturday night, while I was with mine. She texted me up near closing time and said,

    "Hey Sowatchawant, is there any room in your house?"

    Awesome. It's her last night here in Dublin, and I'm in with a sure thing, more or less. Only problem is, I live with my parents, and they wouldn't stand for that sort of thing with a girl they don't know in their house. But I didn't let that stop me!

    So, I left my mates with a cunning plan. I brought her home and walked in the door with her. My parents were in bed, but awake. I have to walk by their door to get to my room, so they called me in, as they heard us walk up the stairs.

    They said, "Have you got someone with you?"

    And I say, "Yeah, it's my mate Owen, he's a bit locked, he's sleeping in my room tonight"

    "Oh, that's grand, Sowatchawant. Good night! Love ya!"

    And that was that! Locked the door, and the rest of the night looked after itself!

    Got any stories yourselves?:)

    You do know your parents now think you're gay?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Are you 14?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Mmcd


    Just wait until they mention the noises they heard to owens parents!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,135 ✭✭✭fifth


    I had to send a deposit of $4,469 (FOUR THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED SIXTY NINE US DOLLARS) to a nigerian princess to cover her flight costs and other essentials for her to travel over..

    still waiting on that to pay off


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    I live with my parents, and they wouldn't stand for that sort of thing with a girl they don't know in their house

    Yeah your mum is the jealous type to say the least!

    Is your OP a rhetorical question?

    There's nothing that screams "I need this sex" more than the guys handing over cash to hookers down on the canal at night.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    You got laid. Bravo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Rabies wrote: »
    Thats not going far.


    I guess, but it's the furthest I've gone.

    ...if it isn't that far, you got one to tell, in that case? Entertain us:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    Ok..well there was this one time..

    I don't know why I decided to do it but..I locked my daughter in the basement and...well I'm not really supposed to talk about it.


    Needless to say, I got my hole.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    qz wrote: »

    That is feckin Brilliant!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    ClioV6 wrote: »
    Ok..well there was this one time..

    I don't know why I decided to do it but..I locked my daughter in the basement and...well I'm not really supposed to talk about it.


    Needless to say, I got my hole.

    Yep but that was worth it cause you had it on tap for years:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Used my front lawn once.

    I used the sneak tactic a good bit. Never worked.

    I used the "no, she's just a mate, we always share a bed" When I was living at home.

    I used my mates house before, his dad walked in the next morning and went mental. Was a great idea with 8 pints in me... I didn't go back to that house again for years :P

    I think Belgium is the furthest though...


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    ..I went to band camp....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    ClioV6's username says it all tbh, no story needed :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    Rb wrote: »
    ClioV6's username says it all tbh, no story needed :p

    I don't have a clue how to answer that..but it warrants some kind of a reply..but..eh...


    well I lol'ed. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Why would anyone even bother going to any lengths to get laid?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Piste wrote: »
    Why would anyone even bother going to any lengths to get laid?
    Um. To get rid of a load :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Pfff, easily done with no effort I would have thought!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,045 ✭✭✭Húrin


    How far would you go to get your dole?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    Húrin wrote: »
    How far would you go to get your dole?

    err...the post office?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    Breaking News...
    Some guy meets a girl a couple of times, takes her home and shags her....
    ...The crossing of the Alps by Hannibal, the first moon landing and the building of the pyramids all fade into insignigicance in comparison...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Piste wrote: »
    Pfff, easily done with no effort I would have thought!

    True. But cant beat the real thing.

    ;)


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