How far would you go to get your hole?

SoWatchaWant · 22-02-2009 01:16AM #1

This happened a couple weeks ago, and I thought it went pretty well, considering how hair-brained the scheme was.

I met a German girl on a Friday, and we got on really well. We met again Saturday afternoon and we spent the day together, and she went out with her mates for the Saturday night, while I was with mine. She texted me up near closing time and said,

"Hey Sowatchawant, is there any room in your house?"

Awesome. It's her last night here in Dublin, and I'm in with a sure thing, more or less. Only problem is, I live with my parents, and they wouldn't stand for that sort of thing with a girl they don't know in their house. But I didn't let that stop me!

So, I left my mates with a cunning plan. I brought her home and walked in the door with her. My parents were in bed, but awake. I have to walk by their door to get to my room, so they called me in, as they heard us walk up the stairs.

They said, "Have you got someone with you?"

And I say, "Yeah, it's my mate Owen, he's a bit locked, he's sleeping in my room tonight"

"Oh, that's grand, Sowatchawant. Good night! Love ya!"

And that was that! Locked the door, and the rest of the night looked after itself!

Got any stories yourselves?:)

PurpleBerry · 22-02-2009 01:17AM

5m.

qz · 22-02-2009 01:18AM

About 10 inches to get to my right hand.

Karoma · 22-02-2009 01:18AM

No, but I have questions.
Such as: Were there groaning sounds coming from your (locked) bedroom, stud? Do they think it was you or your mate Owen making the groaning sounds? / Why weren't there groaning sounds?

ronnie3585 · 22-02-2009 01:19AM

If she wasn't your long lost German Auntie, then I don't care.

Rabies · 22-02-2009 01:19AM

Thats not going far.

bluto63 · 22-02-2009 01:22AM

Tbh, you didn't seem to go very far for your hole there. It seemed easy enough. She asked to come to yours, parents didn't bat an eye, it all fell into place

EDIT, Rabies got there first

galwayrush · 22-02-2009 01:23AM

On my knees to my wife. Works occasionally.;)

SV · 22-02-2009 01:23AM

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

This happened a couple weeks ago, and I thought it went pretty well, considering how hair-brained the scheme was.

I met a German girl on a Friday, and we got on really well. We met again Saturday afternoon and we spent the day together, and she went out with her mates for the Saturday night, while I was with mine. She texted me up near closing time and said,

"Hey Sowatchawant, is there any room in your house?"

Awesome. It's her last night here in Dublin, and I'm in with a sure thing, more or less. Only problem is, I live with my parents, and they wouldn't stand for that sort of thing with a girl they don't know in their house. But I didn't let that stop me!

So, I left my mates with a cunning plan. I brought her home and walked in the door with her. My parents were in bed, but awake. I have to walk by their door to get to my room, so they called me in, as they heard us walk up the stairs.

They said, "Have you got someone with you?"

And I say, "Yeah, it's my mate Owen, he's a bit locked, he's sleeping in my room tonight"

"Oh, that's grand, Sowatchawant. Good night! Love ya!"

And that was that! Locked the door, and the rest of the night looked after itself!

Got any stories yourselves?:)

You do know your parents now think you're gay?

syklops · 22-02-2009 01:23AM

Are you 14?

Mmcd · 22-02-2009 01:24AM

Just wait until they mention the noises they heard to owens parents!

fifth · 22-02-2009 01:26AM

I had to send a deposit of $4,469 (FOUR THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED SIXTY NINE US DOLLARS) to a nigerian princess to cover her flight costs and other essentials for her to travel over..

still waiting on that to pay off

Rabies · 22-02-2009 01:26AM

this is going far
http://www.3news.co.nz/German-tourist-elaborates-on-internet-disaster-date/tabid/209/articleID/91431/cat/409/Default.aspx?ArticleID=91431

Rb · 22-02-2009 01:27AM

I live with my parents, and they wouldn't stand for that sort of thing with a girl they don't know in their house

Yeah your mum is the jealous type to say the least!

Is your OP a rhetorical question?

There's nothing that screams "I need this sex" more than the guys handing over cash to hookers down on the canal at night.

Mossy Monk · 22-02-2009 01:28AM

You got laid. Bravo.

qz · 22-02-2009 01:31AM

OP, you're not a patch on Stuart.

SoWatchaWant · 22-02-2009 01:33AM

Rabies wrote: »

Thats not going far.

I guess, but it's the furthest I've gone.

...if it isn't that far, you got one to tell, in that case? Entertain us:D

SV · 22-02-2009 01:38AM

Ok..well there was this one time..

I don't know why I decided to do it but..I locked my daughter in the basement and...well I'm not really supposed to talk about it.

Needless to say, I got my hole.

minidazzler · 22-02-2009 01:39AM

qz wrote: »

OP, you're not a patch on Stuart.

That is feckin Brilliant!!!!!

SoWatchaWant · 22-02-2009 01:41AM

ClioV6 wrote: »

Ok..well there was this one time..

I don't know why I decided to do it but..I locked my daughter in the basement and...well I'm not really supposed to talk about it.

Needless to say, I got my hole.

Yep but that was worth it cause you had it on tap for years:D

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 22-02-2009 01:41AM

Used my front lawn once.

I used the sneak tactic a good bit. Never worked.

I used the "no, she's just a mate, we always share a bed" When I was living at home.

I used my mates house before, his dad walked in the next morning and went mental. Was a great idea with 8 pints in me... I didn't go back to that house again for years :P

I think Belgium is the furthest though...

Ginny · 22-02-2009 01:45AM

..I went to band camp....

Rb · 22-02-2009 01:45AM

ClioV6's username says it all tbh, no story needed

SV · 22-02-2009 01:48AM

Rb wrote: »

ClioV6's username says it all tbh, no story needed

I don't have a clue how to answer that..but it warrants some kind of a reply..but..eh...

well I lol'ed.

Piste · 22-02-2009 02:14AM

Why would anyone even bother going to any lengths to get laid?

Abi · 22-02-2009 02:21AM

Piste wrote: »

Why would anyone even bother going to any lengths to get laid?

Um. To get rid of a load

Piste · 22-02-2009 02:25AM

Pfff, easily done with no effort I would have thought!

Húrin · 22-02-2009 02:26AM

How far would you go to get your dole?

SV · 22-02-2009 02:28AM

Húrin wrote: »

How far would you go to get your dole?

err...the post office?

Armin_Tamzarian · 22-02-2009 02:30AM

Breaking News...
Some guy meets a girl a couple of times, takes her home and shags her....
...The crossing of the Alps by Hannibal, the first moon landing and the building of the pyramids all fade into insignigicance in comparison...

Abi · 22-02-2009 02:33AM

Piste wrote: »

Pfff, easily done with no effort I would have thought!

True. But cant beat the real thing.

How far would you go to get your hole?

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