How far would you go to get your hole?

23-02-2009 10:17AM

Yeah, anal abuse - the best kind.

Wagon · 23-02-2009 10:58AM

Bah! I'm moving to a different country for it!

The Mad Hatter · 23-02-2009 11:09AM

FearDark wrote: »

I may havr quptred some one bi acciedcnt there. Im vert drunk so i dont care, anywatoy OP what agr are u? 13 ha!

Im drunk by the wey.

This post is brilliant

kmick · 23-02-2009 11:33AM

Here one you may all appreciate.

An evil mate of mine lest call him J had not had sex for months. So he hatched a plan whereby he would put an ad on daft for a house share (even though there was no room available in his house) and then only answer the girls. He would then vet the girls by allowing them to arrive in 15 minute slots. So he gets about 5 replies 3 from women and of the 3 he chooses a german girl with serious Body Odour. Over the course of the next week he emails and texts her constantly telling her about the amazing chemistry they had, did she feel the connection blah de blah de blah until she starts to feel the chemistry and agrees to meet him for a drink. Friday comes and he says she is so boring and smelly he can only stand one drink before he says right back to my place. He said she had thick black hair all over body and smelled atrocious. He made her shower but she still smelled. He attempted to have anal sex with her but all he could find was hair gel so he used that instead. At the end of the experience he told her get out and never contact him again. She cried.

As I said evil but you have to admire the lengths he went to.

TestTransmission · 23-02-2009 11:43AM

kmick wrote: »

Here one you may all appreciate.

An evil mate of mine lest call him J had not had sex for months. So he hatched a plan whereby he would put an ad on daft for a house share (even though there was no room available in his house) and then only answer the girls. He would then vet the girls by allowing them to arrive in 15 minute slots. So he gets about 5 replies 3 from women and of the 3 he chooses a german girl with serious Body Odour. Over the course of the next week he emails and texts her constantly telling her about the amazing chemistry they had, did she feel the connection blah de blah de blah until she starts to feel the chemistry and agrees to meet him for a drink. Friday comes and he says she is so boring and smelly he can only stand one drink before he says right back to my place. He said she had thick black hair all over body and smelled atrocious. He made her shower but she still smelled. He attempted to have anal sex with her but all he could find was hair gel so he used that instead. At the end of the experience he told her get out and never contact him again. She cried.

As I said evil but you have to admire the lengths he went to.

It was you wasnt it

kmick · 23-02-2009 11:44AM

jackncoke wrote: »

It was you wasnt it

No I draw the line at hairy girls with BO.

23-02-2009 12:11PM

kmick wrote: »

Over the course of the next week he emails and texts her constantly telling her about the amazing chemistry they had, did she feel the connection blah de blah de blah until she starts to feel the chemistry and agrees to meet him for a drink. .

This is my favourite bit. Email chemistry!

23-02-2009 12:44PM

Rory123 wrote: »

I don't think the OP has reposted on this thread either.

He's probably over in PI asking why she didn't call.

Rory123 · 23-02-2009 12:54PM

00112984 wrote: »

He's probably over in PI asking why she didn't call.

Who?... Owen?

Rabies · 23-02-2009 01:33PM

Did he style her ass hair?

The_Minister · 23-02-2009 01:49PM

brendansmith wrote: »

Piste: 'Hey babe i moderate the clearasil and hormones forum on boards.ie'
Babe: 'Lets fu(k till we die!"

Piste is female, so all she has to do is stretch and say loudly "wow, one drink and I already feel tipsy!".

Neamhshuntasach · 23-02-2009 04:26PM

Learn a new language. There was this mexican girl who i really liked when i went to college in san diego and i began learning spanish so i coud talk to her. but i kinda wanted to learn spanish anyways