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Best Scumbag Names You've Heard

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  • #32
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Cock,
    2-bob shakur
    Easy C
    Crusher
    Rasher
    Bermo
    Chillo
    Barry Ball Trall
    Shin Pin (No idea wtf that means)
    Rat


    I had loads but I forget most of them :(


  • #33
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭funk-you


    emo!! wrote: »
    Funk

    hmmm thats a strange on to list :pac:!

    It's true...I'm scum. I stole yizzer brudars celtic jeeerzee, tipd me auld ha back a cupple o degerees and stroked me new tash aftar. It's cummin along now, got bout for fieve hairz goin in ih....Sabage.

    -Funko


  • #34
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Degsy wrote: »
    As opposed to a ltter,yes.
    Not like you to miss out on the "e" Degs.


  • #35
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,185 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    UnderpantsGnome wrote: »
    Miley Cyrus has asked people to stop calling thier children Miley as she likes that her name is unique. I don't like the idea that Miley Cyrus' fans are having kids! :eek:

    Well holy god


  • #36
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    was at a bus stop in bray a few years ago

    this young wan was shout her daughter who was about 3 with flame red curly hair, snotty nose and gold hoopy earings - "Brittney, will you stop for **** sake or i will throw you under da bus"


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  • #37
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Chilly Willy FTW


  • #38
    starflake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭starflake


    UnderpantsGnome wrote: »
    What's wrong with the name Rihanna? Just because there is a famous singer with the name doesn't mean no-one else can use it. It's a bit different with a name like Beyoncé, but Rihanna was always a popular name. Along with Rihannion.

    Rihanna.... Not very popular where I'm from to be honest.. It's like stamping "pikey" on your childs forhead at birth


  • #39
    HashSlinging
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,411 ✭✭✭HashSlinging


    Horse face
    Chap
    Bot the chicken
    Baldy Paddy
    Popeye


  • #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Longford town-Britney Mears.


  • #41
    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    UnderpantsGnome wrote: »
    I'd hate if some little popstrel came along when my kid is two and made the name all famous so my little one won't be special anymore. That's why I'm not naming my offspring, I'm going to number them instead.
    "No. 1, stop acting the maggot and give No. 2 her doll back! Then clean up the carpet, No. 3 shat in the living room." (No. 3 is the dog by the way.)

    Call him Rummy. So you can say "Get the paper Rummy."


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  • #42
    NorthernRock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 48 ✭NorthernRock


    Jaws


  • #43
    RaverRo808
    Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭RaverRo808


    Twilightning wrote: »
    'Mon now boyz, there's always a few good ones to be heard or to be see barely legible, scrawled across the bus seat in front of you. A few good ones I've heard:
    • Trollier
    • Kit Kat
    • Deano Apple
    • Panda
    • Conker
    • Johnny Eyeball
    • Bippa
    I'll share some more once they come back to me, there's alot more I've heard.

    Would any of these come from Cabra by any chance,because I do know of a Bippa and trollier from there,in school my nickname was bullets,nobody was called by their real names,there was mogwi,timmo,clowner,stylesy,shero,deardo,Ego,and everything in between,as of latlely Ive heard a good one,Bunhead!


  • #44
    Highsider
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭Highsider


    Bertie Ahern


  • #45
    jonny oxford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭jonny oxford


    Muckbird.

    (A male by the way)


  • #46
    Twilightning
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Twilightning


    RaverRo808 wrote: »
    Would any of these come from Cabra by any chance,because I do know of a Bippa and trollier from there,in school my nickname was bullets,nobody was called by their real names,there was mogwi,timmo,clowner,stylesy,shero,deardo,Ego,and everything in between,as of latlely Ive heard a good one,Bunhead!

    I'm not from Cabra but I've been up to my cousin's house that's in and around Cabra, he let me in on those names.


  • #47
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,405 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    Whacker is an obvious one. Heard of one guy, in his 50's, called Slaughter.


  • #48
    Valmont
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    I work in Woodies and a few years back there was this knacker girl with her small daughter and as the daughter was lagging behind, the knacker said "come on Beyonce, 'urry up"


  • #49
    Quint
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,407 ✭✭✭Quint


    Degsy wrote: »
    Some people i have known
    Stabbo

    Stabbo! LOL!

    Although I wouldn't do that to his face.


  • #50
    rferguson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭rferguson


    Antigone05 wrote: »
    When working in a bookshop located right beside a methadone clinic we would get a few in.

    the one ill never forget though was a mother shouting for her child


    'Ibiza'!! ..Come heeeor


    clearly conceived there!!!!:rolleyes:


  • #51
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    I heard a lot of people called LaLa and MadDog!:rolleyes:


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  • #52
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    "Hatchets"

    ... on a bus last week. Epic.


  • #53
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Quint wrote: »
    Stabbo! LOL!

    Although I wouldn't do that to his face.


    So called because his name was Stafford.
    He went from Staffo to Stabbo..not as mad as it sounds.


  • #54
    5T3PH3N
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 542 ✭✭✭5T3PH3N


    Beans


  • #55
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    MacStabbins' is another one I've heard.


  • #56
    Quint
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,407 ✭✭✭Quint


    Degsy wrote: »
    So called because his name was Stafford.
    He went from Staffo to Stabbo..not as mad as it sounds.

    Awwww, I thought he got it from prison or something.:(


  • #57
    JustAddWater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    Heard a guy being called Puff Paddy once ... lol :)


  • #58
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    JustAddWater wrote: »
    Heard a guy being called Puff Paddy once ... lol :)
    Lame:rolleyes:


  • #59
    Spyral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Spyral


    Evil - he raped a woman
    Padjoe - dunno why


  • #60
    GrumPy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,566 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    "Shocko"


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  • #61
    Necronomicon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,589 ✭✭✭✭Necronomicon


    Food ones are the best. Walking past a gang before and nearly choked after hearing 'Alright Waffles!'


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