Best Scumbag Names You've Heard

Twilightning · 20-02-2009 12:41PM #1

'Mon now boyz, there's always a few good ones to be heard or to be see barely legible, scrawled across the bus seat in front of you. A few good ones I've heard:

Trollier
Kit Kat
Deano Apple
Panda
Conker
Johnny Eyeball
Bippa

I'll share some more once they come back to me, there's alot more I've heard.

Fajitas! · 20-02-2009 12:44PM

I heard some 'boyos' on the 78a refering to somebody as Fourpac. Supposedly a well "tough bastard".

I laughed inside.

funk-you · 20-02-2009 12:45PM

Sambo
Chalkie
Smilesey
Krang

-Funk

Stephen · 20-02-2009 12:45PM

4pac, clearly twice as awesome as 2pac.

Professey Chin · 20-02-2009 12:47PM

I did hear of a Della-Dutch before. Im not sure was that askanger name or second name though

_blank_ · 20-02-2009 12:47PM

Jonno
Micko
Steo
Kevo
Charlo
Davey
Karlo
Marlo

Traceeee
Aimeeeee
Jacinta
Carleeeeeeee

ejmaztec · 20-02-2009 12:47PM

Biffo

Zadkiel · 20-02-2009 12:48PM

Knew one called China....
Also anyone called Christy being referred to as " Git"

MCOS · 20-02-2009 12:48PM

They have names

I thought they were all just called 'Sham' or 'Boss'

...hmm I suppose some of them have mothers so they must have had a name once...

Stercus Accidit · 20-02-2009 12:48PM

Stephen wrote: »

4pac, clearly twice as awesome as 2pac.

Nerd!

Bate 'im ladz!

starflake · 20-02-2009 12:48PM

Knew a fella called Pudge once...

My personal favourite was baby Rihanna Murphy born on new years day in Waterford...CLASSY

Oh also my housemates co-worker has 2 kids called India (Inja) and Kenya (Kinyaaa)

Twilightning · 20-02-2009 12:49PM

On the subject of females:

Demelanieeeeeee
Chantallaaaaaa

starflake · 20-02-2009 12:50PM

Stephen wrote: »

4pac, clearly twice as awesome as 2pac.

That's brilliant!

Antigone05 · 20-02-2009 12:50PM

When working in a bookshop located right beside a methadone clinic we would get a few in.

the one ill never forget though was a mother shouting for her child

'Ibiza'!! ..Come heeeor

Zadkiel · 20-02-2009 12:51PM

Antigone05 wrote: »

When working in a bookshop located right beside a methadone clinic we would get a few in.

the one ill never forget though was a mother shouting for her child

'Ibiza'!! ..Come heeeor

Classic!

her Sisters probably Ayia Napa :pac:

callaway92 · 20-02-2009 12:52PM

Trevor

starflake · 20-02-2009 12:53PM

Oh also a few people in Kilkenny called Desiree

Pighead · 20-02-2009 12:53PM

Charles, Bartholomew, Sean, Raymond, Beverley, Liam.

Degsy · 20-02-2009 12:54PM

Some people i have known
Stabbo
Slasher
Chocolate
Alga
Rubber
Fathead
Foogey
The gannet
Bowels Byrne
Wobbler
Toothy
Limpy

Pighead · 20-02-2009 12:54PM

Degsy wrote: »

Some people i have known
Stabbo
Slasher
Chocolate
Alga
Rubber
Fathead
Foogey
The gannet
Bowels Byrne
Wobbler
Toothy
Limpy

Jesus Degs, big family you have there.

_blank_ · 20-02-2009 12:54PM

Degsy

Zadkiel · 20-02-2009 12:56PM

Theres a guy in finglas called "Thumbs" :eek:

RxQueen · 20-02-2009 12:57PM

funk-you wrote: »

Sambo
Chalkie
Smilesey
Krang

-Funk

Funk

hmmm thats a strange on to list :pac:!

homerjay2005 · 20-02-2009 12:57PM

has to be anto for lads and natalie of the err, ladies, with chantel running it a close second.

sparreler is another name that ive heard a few times.

copper.
scoper.
deco

generally any name ending in o.

Famous45 · 20-02-2009 12:58PM

Aren't they all called Whacker or Anto?

And don't they all have a celtic jersey with their own name on it accompanied by a rotweiller

That's bleeding....

Pighead · 20-02-2009 12:59PM

Pighead expects that there will be a lot of pregnant 15 year olds called Jade roaming the streets in the year 2024.

Zadkiel · 20-02-2009 01:01PM

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead expects that there will be a lot of pregnant 15 year olds called Jade roaming the streets in the year 2024.

And every time we here their names we can think back fondly to their namesake.

sarcasm

Danbo! · 20-02-2009 01:02PM

Heard two 12 or 13 year olds on grafton street walking behind me-
"Do ya wanna go look for ecstasy?"
Kinda laughed to myself.....but two minutes later-

"Dere's dat bollix now... OI! Ecstasy, Staarrryy wih ye!"

Degsy · 20-02-2009 01:03PM

Pighead wrote: »

Jesus Degs, big family you have there.

As opposed to a litter,yes.

UnderpantsGnome · 20-02-2009 01:04PM

starflake wrote: »

My personal favourite was baby Rihanna Murphy born on new years day in Waterford...CLASSY

What's wrong with the name Rihanna? Just because there is a famous singer with the name doesn't mean no-one else can use it. It's a bit different with a name like Beyoncé, but Rihanna was always a popular name. Along with Rihannion.

Miley Cyrus has asked people to stop calling thier children Miley as she likes that her name is unique. I don't like the idea that Miley Cyrus' fans are having kids! :eek:

I'd hate if some little popstrel came along when my kid is two and made the name all famous so my little one won't be special anymore. That's why I'm not naming my offspring, I'm going to number them instead.
"No. 1, stop acting the maggot and give No. 2 her doll back! Then clean up the carpet, No. 3 shat in the living room." (No. 3 is the dog by the way.)

grahamo · 20-02-2009 01:04PM

As someone already mentioned above, I have to go with Anto for the lads and Natalie (pronounced Nat-LEEEEE) for girls.

I'm still laughing at someone naming their child Ibiza

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