Eejits on Buses

Twilightning · 20-02-2009 01:34AM #1

Ah sure we all see them when we get on! Whether it's Anto, Johnny Eyeball and the rest of de boyz down the back blairing their tunez out on their phones or people taking up a whole seat by themselves, someone will make our journey just that little bit more gick.

Any particular sorts that get on your nerves?

SV · 20-02-2009 01:35AM

None of them get on my nerves anymore

The_Citizen sorted them out for me!

Hande hoche! · 20-02-2009 01:38AM

Crazy old woman staring into the depths of my soul can be unsettling.

Mhmm...weetabix · 20-02-2009 01:38AM

Twilightning wrote: »

Ah sure we all see them when we get on! Whether it's Anto, Johnny Eyeball and the rest of de boyz down the back blairing their tunez out on their phones or people taking up a whole seat by themselves, someone will make our journey just that little bit more gick.

Any particular sorts that get on your nerves?

FTW! I cant stand any ****er who plays their music loud on the bus. It was worse in London, nothing like Garage or Jungle music that pisses me off.

Aldebaran · 20-02-2009 01:41AM

I hate those inconsiderate arseholes who insist on sitting down beside me. Don't they know that the seat next to me is for my feet/bag! Some people:rolleyes:

Mhmm...weetabix · 20-02-2009 01:43AM

Aldebaran wrote: »

I hate those inconsiderate arseholes who insist on sitting down beside me. Don't they know that the seat next to me is for my feet/bag! Some people:rolleyes:

*Chants* "Scratch & drool, Scratch & drool!"

Valmont · 20-02-2009 01:44AM

Ah, The Citizen, our very own Dark Knight. I feel safe knowing he is out protecting the innocent masses from evil scumbags. I have no problem on buses, primarily becuase I exclusively ride on the heavenly 84x. Sometimes there are a few annoying UCD Abercrombie asspots on it but I have my headphones to sort that out.

Ruu_Old · 20-02-2009 01:45AM

ClioV6 wrote: »

None of them get on my nerves anymore

The_Citizen sorted them out for me!

They have to be under 10 years old though.

Those who hop on with a massive schoolbag on the back with no consideration to those behind or around them. Take the bag off your back you cunt!

Danbo! · 20-02-2009 01:45AM

A message to the guy who was sneezing on my back on the 74 this morning:

Cover your mouth
NO! it does not take 18 years of college to become a doctor.
That guy in your class that's 27, isn't mad old and it's not too late to become a doctor for him
And pass a message onto that girl you talk to every morning for me, stop laughing. I can hear it even with my mp3 player at full volume.

Oh, and....
That prick that took my seat when I stood up to give it* to an elderly lady (*by 'it' I mean the seat, not actually 'give it to her')
And, people who sit beside me on a full bus, and, when the bus empties, stay sitting beside me.

I hope you all burn in hell ('you' being the people mentioned above, not the folk of AH, you guys are allllllright)

Tech3 · 20-02-2009 01:45AM

The ones that pull their seat all the way back in front of you also gets on my nerves. No f*cking consideration for other people

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 20-02-2009 01:46AM

Twilightning wrote: »

Ah sure we all see them when we get on! Whether it's Anto, Johnny Eyeball and the rest of de boyz down the back blairing their tunez out on their phones or people taking up a whole seat by themselves, someone will make our journey just that little bit more gick.

Any particular sorts that get on your nerves?

Do us all a favour and buy a car

congo_90 · 20-02-2009 01:46AM

weird men who sit beside me when all the other seats are free! (this actually happened) was well fcuked up so I bought a car and now give dublin bus the famous finger

Epic Tissue · 20-02-2009 01:47AM

Knacker girls down the back trying to sing:rolleyes:

Tech3 · 20-02-2009 01:50AM

Analia Black Pediatrician wrote: »

Do us all a favour and buy a car

Did that myself, I dont know how people can tolerate being on the bus year after year. You usually have to wait, face ignorant people, bus breaking down, drenched waiting for a drive home, planning your whole day around getting the bus to here and there.

Twilightning · 20-02-2009 01:51AM

tech2 wrote: »

Did that myself, I dont know how people can tolerate being on the bus year after year. You usually have to wait, face ignorant people, bus breaking down, drenched waiting for a drive home, planning your whole day around getting the bus to here and there.

I'm almost 18 and I still get away with the child fare so it's grand!

SoupyNorman · 20-02-2009 01:53AM

Humph,

I thought the thread was about the striking drivers...perplexing!

giggsy664 · 20-02-2009 01:56AM

Mhmm...weetabix wrote: »

FTW! I cant stand any ****er who plays their music loud on the bus. It was worse in London, nothing like Garage or Jungle music that pisses me off.

God. Where's Brendan Grace's character in Fr. Ted when you need him.

hurryup · 20-02-2009 01:59AM

People who fart on the bus and sit there all innocent looking or worse yet, glare at an innocent bystander in an effort to divert the blame from themselves.

TeletextPear · 20-02-2009 01:59AM

throat clearers sitting beside ya. jesus it's annoying

Mhmm...weetabix · 20-02-2009 02:02AM

giggsy664 wrote: »

God. Where's Brendan Grace's character in Fr. Ted when you need him.

"You Ever Say That To Me Again, I'll Put Your Head Through The Wall"

giggsy664 · 20-02-2009 02:04AM

Just noticed your name there.

Its a nice name.

Nice name Mhmm...weetabix

Tusky · 20-02-2009 02:09AM

One bus journey in particular comes to mind. I wrote about it here, entitled Dublin Bus : The Video Game http://sidewaysquizlings.blogspot.com/2008/01/dublin-bus-video-game.html

There was also this incident, which I found funny
http://sidewaysquizlings.blogspot.com/2008/06/chuckevision-2008.html

John · 20-02-2009 02:11AM

On the classic 44C route I've encountered:
- Copious amounts of vomitting
- Scummers smoking (both the regular and wacky tabacky)
- Fights
- Some skanger trying on the runners he'd nicked (they were like boats on his feet)
- Guys shooting up heroin
- A couple having sex (and no, not the nightlink, this was around 4pm)

Now thanks to the Luas and owning a car I miss out on all the scandal.

John · 20-02-2009 02:21AM

Tusky wrote: »

One bus journey in particular comes to mind. I wrote about it here, entitled Dublin Bus : The Video Game http://sidewaysquizlings.blogspot.com/2008/01/dublin-bus-video-game.html

There was also this incident, which I found funny
http://sidewaysquizlings.blogspot.com/2008/06/chuckevision-2008.html

HELL!

Gavin "shels" · 20-02-2009 02:52AM

Best thing I've ever seen with regards to these "my bag needs to sit next to me" people. On the 16, bus was jammed as usual, a large man walks up the stairs and asks an Asian chap could he move his bag so he could sit down, and the Asian lad said no his bag was there, so the large lad gets the back and throws it down the stairs and sitting down casually, was gas at the time.

owenmakken · 20-02-2009 03:29AM

Gavin shels wrote: »

Best thing I've ever seen with regards to these "my bag needs to sit next to me" people. On the 16, bus was jammed as usual, a large man walks up the stairs and asks an Asian chap could he move his bag so he could sit down, and the Asian lad said no his bag was there, so the large lad gets the back and throws it down the stairs and sitting down casually, was gas at the time.

I would of picked up the Asian an thrown him, there so small - you could prob fit a full one in the bag, you might need to chop him up a bit - itd be a rayte good trophy

Mr.Lizard · 20-02-2009 04:21AM

This fella

RaverRo808 · 20-02-2009 12:06PM

The worst experience I had was on a packed bus,and traffic was bad,it was a good hour and abit journey,down the back this Nigerian woman roaring at the top of her voice down her phone,and it was loud like someone shouting at the top of thier lungs,you could see everyone on bus was really irritated,but of course said nothing,my phone rang and it was my girlfriend and it was important but I could not hear her,she kept having to repeat herself,but I couldnt hear over this ignorant yoke roaring like an animal,I just lost and at the top my voice shouted 'SHUT UP THE ****'.she froze and looked at me in horror,and everyone on the bus laughing,afew mins later the volume rose again,and people on the bus had enough and everyone had a go at her,she sat there silent,with a big digusted look on her face the whole journey,people power

Noopti · 20-02-2009 12:14PM

Stee wrote: »

And, people who sit beside me on a full bus, and, when the bus empties, stay sitting beside me.

Why don't you move? Ain't your seat buddy.

AnonoBoy · 20-02-2009 12:19PM

This Irish sequel to Snakes on a Plane will be shown as the surprise film in the Jameson Dublin International Film Festival.

It stars Colm Meaney and Colin Farrell as an intellectually challenged father and son team who attempt to make it in the cut-throat world of bus driving. Hilarity ensues when Colin falls for the new Latvian driver on a competitor's route.

20-02-2009 12:21PM

Luckily my hatred for all forms of public transport means I never have to deal with people on buses! Cars ftw!!

Eejits on Buses

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