Friday the 13th, unlucky...FOR THE SCUM!!!!!

The Citizen · 18-02-2009 01:37AM #1

I have not posted in a while mainly because there wasn't much to report, until now.

Last Friday (13.2.09) I had a feeling all day that it would be a wild night in the city, so I had my guard up from the time the sun set. At around 21:00 hours I heard a potential disturbance going on at the back of my place. Using my cameras I identified the disturbance as: around 8 scumbags drinking and generally acting the E in the nearby park. Within moments I called the police and they dispatched a helicopter to scan the area. Using a modified Tomy voice changer (customised to my specifications) I provided what the scum thought was the voice of the police. The scumbags fled in terror as my thunderous roar filled the skies. In the scramble, the scum also left their booze behind. I later returned the booze to the off licence with the funds going to a good cause.

:mad:

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 18-02-2009 01:38AM

so basically.. you're an asshole?

Mhmm...weetabix · 18-02-2009 01:39AM

Worst vigilante ever!

allabouteve · 18-02-2009 01:43AM

The Citizen wrote: »

I have not posted in a while mainly because there wasn't much to report, until now.

Last Friday (13.2.09) I had a feeling all day that it would be a wild night in the city, so I had my guard up from the time the sun set. At around 21:00 hours I heard a potential disturbance going on at the back of my place. Using my cameras I identified the disturbance as: around 8 scumbags drinking and generally acting the E in the nearby park. Within moments I called the police and they dispatched a helicopter to scan the area. Using a modified Tomy voice changer (customised to my specifications) I provided what the scum thought was the voice of the police. The scumbags fled in terror as my thunderous roar filled the skies. In the scramble, the scum also left their booze behind. I later returned the booze to the off licence with the funds going to a good cause.

:mad:

Jesus. A cross between Bruce Willis and Robin Hood.

I hope your single, because I think I'm in lurve....mwah!

Mhmm...weetabix · 18-02-2009 01:45AM

allabouteve wrote: »

Jesus. A cross between Bruce Willis and Robin Hood.

I hope your single, because I think I'm in lurve....mwah!

He's actually a dead guy in green Peter Panesque tights?

Mossy Monk · 18-02-2009 01:47AM

What the **** is this all about?

SV · 18-02-2009 01:47AM

The Citizen wrote: »

Using a modified Tomy voice changer (customised to my specifications) I

Oh how I laughed.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 18-02-2009 01:48AM

You brought the beer back to the offlicence? why?

Capt'n Midnight · 18-02-2009 01:48AM

Do we have to go through this again next month ?

Kiera · 18-02-2009 01:49AM

Kaysen Curved Pizzeria wrote: »

You brought the beer back to the offlicence? why?

See second post for answer!

Riddle101 · 18-02-2009 01:49AM

The Citizen wrote: »

I have not posted in a while mainly because there wasn't much to report, until now.

Last Friday (13.2.09) I had a feeling all day that it would be a wild night in the city, so I had my guard up from the time the sun set. At around 21:00 hours I heard a potential disturbance going on at the back of my place. Using my cameras I identified the disturbance as: around 8 scumbags drinking and generally acting the E in the nearby park. Within moments I called the police and they dispatched a helicopter to scan the area. Using a modified Tomy voice changer (customised to my specifications) I provided what the scum thought was the voice of the police. The scumbags fled in terror as my thunderous roar filled the skies. In the scramble, the scum also left their booze behind. I later returned the booze to the off licence with the funds going to a good cause.

:mad:

You're the reason for the FCUKING helicopter flying around all night? that p**sed me off because I had to hear that stupid Copter buzzing aorund the sky when i was listening to music, but it was too noisy so i couldn't concentrate.

On a good note, at least you p**sed off 8 scumbags while doing so, you're a real model citizen *give thumbs up*

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 18-02-2009 01:50AM

Kiera wrote: »

See second post for answer!

I'm confused to say the least...

AlmightyCushion · 18-02-2009 01:50AM

Father Mordmas wrote: »

so basically.. you're an asshole?

Bad mordy. banned.

Jesus Juice · 18-02-2009 01:52AM

Is it just me or is he trying to0 hard to get a reaction?

Friday the 13th, unlucky...FOR THE SCUM!!!!!

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