Sick of hearing about Recession... Funny/Lighthearted/Upbeat News anyone?

puglover · 17-02-2009 12:55PM #1

Am absolutely sick of hearing about it. Someone please cheer me up!!

RaverRo808 · 17-02-2009 12:58PM

I havent the money to cheer you up with the recession and all!

MIN2511 · 17-02-2009 12:59PM

Neither have i, i turned off the tv cause everyone's talking about the recession

Gone Drinking · 17-02-2009 01:04PM

I'm going away for a football match in the morning and flying out to austria skiiing on saturday. I'm broke.. but fcuk it

Ebonyellie · 17-02-2009 01:04PM

im depressed cos i was made redundant last friday, friday the 13th! i have until friday week here so im cheering myself up by not really working and using the internet all day, i might take up the oppurtunity to mess with a few peoples heads as well since i wont have to put up with the ones that piss me off every day. I mite even leave early for lunch today we'l see. at least its a nice day outside and we might get a nice summer - thats cheerful!

blaze1 · 17-02-2009 01:05PM

This is my 98th POST!!!

hows that for recession (sp) beating news!

Mhmm...weetabix · 17-02-2009 01:08PM

Ebonyellie wrote: »

im depressed cos i was made redundant last friday, friday the 13th! i have until friday week here so im cheering myself up by not really working and using the internet all day, i might take up the oppurtunity to mess with a few peoples heads as well since i wont have to put up with the ones that piss me off every day. I mite even leave early for lunch today we'l see. at least its a nice day outside and we might get a nice summer - thats cheerful!

Time to start looting the office! Start small and on your last day anything is fair game. It might not get you any financial gain but it'll make you feel better.

Sleipnir · 17-02-2009 01:08PM

I'm sick hearing about the recession too but as it's on, nobody is doing anything fun. Viscious cycle really. (mental note: go for a viscious cycle instead of thinking about the recession)

Gummy Panda · 17-02-2009 01:09PM

I think pancake tuesday is soon. Anyone wanna confirm?

I have 2 weeks off next week but i have to hand in a college assignment by midnight Friday 27th. Haven't start yet and the assignment sucks

First 5 days of holiday time will be doing that.

puglover · 17-02-2009 01:12PM

Woohoo pancake day... the answer to all my prayers. Favourite toppings???

Mine is banana & nutella

Zonda999 · 17-02-2009 01:12PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I think pancake tuesday is soon. Anyone wanna confirm?

I have 2 weeks off next week but i have to hand in a college assignment by midnight Friday 27th. Haven't start yet and the assignment sucks

First 5 days of holiday time will be doing that.

Indeed, its next tuesday!

Ebonyellie · 17-02-2009 01:23PM

Mhmm...weetabix wrote: »

Time to start looting the office! Start small and on your last day anything is fair game. It might not get you any financial gain but it'll make you feel better.

yesterday i brought home a tipp ex pen and some envelopes! today there is a stapler with my name on it!

TheZohanS · 17-02-2009 01:24PM

puglover wrote: »

Am absolutely sick of hearing about it. Someone please cheer me up!!

Someone shagged his Auntie on another thread!!:)

owenmakken · 17-02-2009 01:26PM

http://www.rte.ie/news/2009/0217/cigarettes.html

Best story ever

puglover · 17-02-2009 01:28PM

owenmakken wrote: »

http://www.rte.ie/news/2009/0217/cigarettes.html

Best story ever

Meh...I've heard better

35notout · 17-02-2009 01:28PM

My ex boyfriends new girlfriend spent her entire Valentines night texting and calling me (abusively). I, on the other hand had a great night out with the girls!

Dubh Geannain · 17-02-2009 01:28PM

My wee is yellow today. Better drink some water.

Mhmm...weetabix · 17-02-2009 01:30PM

owenmakken wrote: »

http://www.rte.ie/news/2009/0217/cigarettes.html

Best story ever

Peter Avery, Assistant Director Criminal Investigation for HMRC, said: 'Smugglers are only out to make a profit. They undercut honest cigarette retailers and do not care about the harm they cause.'

puglover · 17-02-2009 01:30PM

35notout wrote: »

My ex boyfriends new girlfriend spent her entire Valentines night texting and calling me (abusively). I, on the other hand had a great night out with the girls!

Psycho alert

themadchef · 17-02-2009 01:31PM

Three old men were sitting on a park bench comparing notes on the problems of growing old.

The first said he couldn't remember the last time he had a good bowel movement.

The second one said his problem was more with his bladder and prostate.

The third old man laughed and said he must be the lucky one. "Every morning at seven I pee, and then at eight I have a good dump," he told them. " I just wish I could wake up before nine."

.

Remember in these hard times, your health is your wealth. You're young and can take it all on the chin

Being poor sucks, but, you still have your own teeth

Gummy Panda · 17-02-2009 01:31PM

35notout wrote: »

My ex boyfriends new girlfriend spent her entire Valentines night texting and calling me (abusively). I, on the other hand had a great night out with the girls!

Why would she text you? and what did she say?

35notout · 17-02-2009 01:34PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Why would she text you? and what did she say?

As a previous poster so eloquently stated - psycho alert!

Mhmm...weetabix · 17-02-2009 01:35PM

themadchef wrote: »

Three old men were sitting on a park bench comparing notes on the problems of growing old.

The first said he couldn't remember the last time he had a good bowel movement.

The second one said his problem was more with his bladder and prostate.

The third old man laughed and said he must be the lucky one. "Every morning at seven I pee, and then at eight I have a good dump," he told them. " I just wish I could wake up before nine."

.

Remember in these hard times, your health is your wealth. You're young and can take it all on the chin

Being poor sucks, but, you still have your own teeth

I'm in negotiations to sell mine to the old guy in the park!

Krieg · 17-02-2009 01:38PM

owenmakken wrote: »

http://www.rte.ie/news/2009/0217/cigarettes.html

Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to post pictures a monkey with a bannana in a box to increase the impact of the story.

puglover · 17-02-2009 01:41PM

Krieg wrote: »

Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to post pictures a monkey with a bannana in a box to increase the impact of the story.

Good one...

this is the type of witty conversation thats been missing at lunch lately

Lu Tze · 17-02-2009 01:41PM

Mhmm...weetabix wrote: »

I'm in negotiations to sell mine to the old guy in the park!

You better warm that milk if you want to munch through more weetabix then :cool:

Mhmm...weetabix · 17-02-2009 01:44PM

Lu Tze wrote: »

You better warm that milk if you want to munch through more weetabix then :cool:

Warm? Milk? Look at you money bags!

Lu Tze · 17-02-2009 01:46PM

Mhmm...weetabix wrote: »

Warm? Milk? Look at you money bags!

Nope i just can't afford a fridge, and Daisy's milk is naturally warm :eek:

Mhmm...weetabix · 17-02-2009 01:48PM

Lu Tze wrote: »

Nope i just can't afford a fridge, and Daisy's milk is naturally warm :eek:

Daisy the bull??

MIN2511 · 17-02-2009 01:48PM

35notout wrote: »

My ex boyfriends new girlfriend spent her entire Valentines night texting and calling me (abusively). I, on the other hand had a great night out with the girls!

wtf.....

If she texts you again-bar her number!

I would be very mad if some chick does this... Hope you didn't reply her...

puglover · 17-02-2009 01:48PM

Lu Tze wrote: »

Nope i just can't afford a fridge, and Daisy's milk is naturally warm :eek:

You own a cow :eek: .... spread the wealth

Sick of hearing about Recession... Funny/Lighthearted/Upbeat News anyone?

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