Cherry-B-Gone

6th · 13-02-2009 06:25PM #1

So I wonder how many people will be experiencing sexehtime for the first time tomorrow? Seriously, its a day of love and I'm sure its gonna be "the right time" for some couple out there.

I walked by a couple on the quays (in Dublin Biko) today and I heard her say "lets just find one and go in and get a room".

Will tomorrow be your first time? Your partners first time? Did you pop your cherry on V-Day?

If its your day ... dont mess it up ... she'll tell everyone you have a small willy.

Good luck.

phasers · 13-02-2009 06:27PM

As a single lonely virgin, I'll have to say no.

/wrists

Creamy Goodness · 13-02-2009 06:28PM

Imagine all the young 'uns meeting pam and her five sisters for the first time EVERYDAY. Now that's scary

6th · 13-02-2009 06:30PM

Next Year phaser. Next Year.

SoWatchaWant · 13-02-2009 06:31PM

Well I gotta find a date still. We'll see. Anything going yourself 6th?

_blank_ · 13-02-2009 06:31PM

Des' Tip Of The Day

Popping your cherry on V-Day?

Make sure it isn't VD-Day!

Wrap up folks.

Ross_Mahon · 13-02-2009 06:35PM

A 100 euro for a bouquet of red roses and overpriced chocolates? :eek:

Its all about the single life...:cool:

admiralofthefleet · 13-02-2009 06:47PM

i got my first chewie off a dirty lady on valentines day

_blank_ · 13-02-2009 06:50PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i got my first chewie off a dirty lady on valentines day

In a car park, was it?:D

admiralofthefleet · 13-02-2009 06:53PM

Des wrote: »

In a car park, was it?:D

no, years before that:D

Caoimhín · 13-02-2009 06:54PM

I popped mine on valentines night many many years ago. In the back of me mothers Nissan Micra with a young lady called Minky...

Abi · 13-02-2009 07:00PM

Feb '96. A good 13yrs up on the auld saddle. Fun times.

Btw, Vallers is cringey. The predictive sexpectations that go with the day píss me off. I bought a card alright, and wrote 'happy Vallers, I caught the ghey xx'. Immunity for at least a week by my reckoning.

Sex with someone else would be pretty stupendous though.

_blank_ · 13-02-2009 07:07PM

Abigayle wrote: »

Feb '96. A good 13yrs up on the auld saddle. Fun times.

Btw, Vallers is cringey. The predictive sexpectations that go with the day píss me off. I bought a card alright, and wrote 'happy Vallers, I caught the ghey xx'. Immunity for at least a week by my reckoning.

Sex with someone else would be pretty stupendous though.

The only cringey thing I can see there is actually calling "Vallers"

wtf?

minidazzler · 13-02-2009 07:21PM

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

A 100 euro for a bouquet of red roses and overpriced chocolates? :eek:

Its all about the single life...:cool:

Ya, it's only €50 for a hoor.

Or €75 worth of drink in a Bar for a slapper.

Abi · 13-02-2009 07:25PM

Des wrote: »

The only cringey thing I can see there is actually calling "Vallers"

Yeah Des, its fúcking terrible..

abi2007 · 13-02-2009 07:58PM

i've no date either so i'm going to magowans tomo night to score a nice bloke

minidazzler · 13-02-2009 08:53PM

abi2007 wrote: »

i've no date either so i'm going to magowans tomo night to score a nice bloke

Magowans you say.....and where abouts would this be?:p

truecrippler · 13-02-2009 09:22PM

abi2007 wrote: »

i've no date either so i'm going to magowans tomo night to score a nice bloke

McGowans is crap, used to love it. Ya going to score a 15 year old?

Good luck

miaowsky · 13-02-2009 09:30PM

I thought McGowans was closed?! Hmmmm well I'm working for it anyway so i get to see other folks enjoying their smushy valentines. oh joy.

griffdaddy · 13-02-2009 09:35PM

abi2007 wrote: »

i've no date either so i'm going to magowans tomo night to score a nice bloke

hmm i see you have a baby on the clock, any external damage or other issues? If not i'll save you the entry charge

stovelid · 13-02-2009 11:01PM

Des wrote: »

Make sure it isn't VD-Day!
.

*Clap*

/sorry

tman · 13-02-2009 11:11PM

Please god let this finally be the night!!!!

13-02-2009 11:35PM

tman wrote: »

Please god let this finally be the night!!!!

Don't you mean, please SATAN??! Fornicator!

abi2007 · 14-02-2009 11:49AM

minidazzler wrote: »

Magowans you say.....and where abouts would this be?:p

Dublin! worth the trip..

minidazzler · 14-02-2009 12:07PM

abi2007 wrote: »

Dublin! worth the trip..

Funny thing, I (by I I mean my Da's company) own an apartment in Dublin....I'll see you there...lol.;)

n1ck · 14-02-2009 12:16PM

abi2007 wrote: »

i've no date either so i'm going to magowans tomo night to score a nice bloke

abi2007 wrote:

Dublin! worth the trip..

There are 2 McGowans in Dublin, one in Phibsboro and one in Churchtown, which is now called Rodeo Joes(used to be called McGowans). I shall be at Rodeo Joes tonight!

lorna100 · 14-02-2009 04:12PM

n1ck wrote: »

There are 2 McGowans in Dublin, one in Phibsboro and one in Churchtown, which is now called Rodeo Joes(used to be called McGowans). I shall be at Rodeo Joes tonight!

As will I!

towel401 · 14-02-2009 04:43PM

phasers wrote: »

As a single lonely virgin, I'll have to say no.

/wrists

same.

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