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Misheard song lyrics

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    #62
    BaconZombie
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    FYP
    ZiMZuM wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ


    Actual lyrics are...Master!
    Apprentice!
    Heartborne, 7th Seeker
    Warrior!
    Disciple!
    In me the WishmasterFISHMASTER

    Elbereth
    Lorien

    A dreamy-eyed child staring into night
    On a journey to storyteller`s mind
    Whispers a wish speaks with the stars the words are silent in him
    Distant sigh from a lonely heart
    "I`ll be with you soon, my Shalafi"
    Grey Havens my destiny

    Master!...

    Silvara
    Starbreeze

    Sla-Mori the one known only by Him
    To august realms, the sorcery within
    If you hear the call of arcane lore,
    Your world shall rest on Earth no more
    A maiden elf calling with her cunning song
    "Meet me at the Inn of Last Home"
    Heartborne will find the way!

    Master!...

    WishmasterFISHMASTER
    Crusade for Your will
    A child, dreamfinder
    The Apprentice becoming...

    Master!...
    :pac:

    As heard from the actual singer at BloodStock last year.
    There were a group at the front singing WishmasterFISHMASTER very loudly and make her sing it my mistake......


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    #63
    purplegeko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭purplegeko


    No Doubt song 'Don't Speak'

    Caught my sister singing at the top of her lungs in her car - "Dopey"


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    #64
    BaconZombie
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    WARNING: CONTAINS IMAGES OF THE HOFF

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQWLSYxa90


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    #65
    foundry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 605 ✭✭✭foundry


    For about 18 years I thought the popular Christmas song "Feed the World" went like.............. wait for it............

    Instead of "Feed the worrrllldddddddd.........."

    I choose

    "Jesus................ Woooooooooooooo oo o.... Do they kno its christmas time.."

    Slightly embarrased when my friend pulled me up on it.

    Have to say its a much catchier lyric :D


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    #66
    silverharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,853 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    If anyone remembers Zig and Zag on the radio late 80's , they used to do this as a sketch with a story around it and finally the song , te one I remeber was Enya "Save a Whale.. Save a Whale.........."

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    #67
    EKRIUQ
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    Oh I wish I was a prawn cracker with flowers in my hair

    Real Lyric Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

    Artist Sandi Thom
    Song I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker


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    #68
    Toots
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    silverharp wrote: »
    If anyone remembers Zig and Zag on the radio late 80's , they used to do this as a sketch with a story around it and finally the song , te one I remeber was Enya "Save a Whale.. Save a Whale.........."

    Cos ah do ya wanna gypsy stole my personal stereo, no more diet grapes all engines cost a load.

    Zig & Zag - Tijuana Gypsy as sung by my 28 yr old cousin, up until christmas eve :D


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    #69
    Green Hornet
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    latchyco wrote: »
    Billy ocean - when the going gets tough sounds like in the repeat he is saying '' go and get stuffed ' '
    I remember when they picked that up back in the 80's. It was hilarious -

    "Go and get stuffed"


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    #70
    MJOR
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    Otis Reading..... Sitting on the cock of a gay......


    The other one was my Dads one (his name was Jerry O Regan)

    The Corrs song "give me a reason" he thought was Jerry O Regan. When you sing along you can see his point!!!


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    #71
    Donald-Duck
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H25lz7gchaw

    I'm shocked this hasn't been posted yet, everyone has a different version of the lyrics


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    #72
    shayser
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    Terrence Trent Darby - Wishing Well

    Heard
    ...croc-o-dile tears

    as
    ...crock o' dog sh1t

    @ 0:59
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Uz-dPANDY


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    #73
    994
    Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    Reach out and touch me

    (Reach out, touch faith)


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    #74
    eamon234
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    A mate of mine used to play guitar in a wedding band with a bunch of old guys purely for money. At one wedding they were asked to play Fields of Gold by Sting for the first dance. They all learned the song seperately and on the night the singer started the song:
    "You'll remember me when the west wind moves
    Upon the fields of holly(!)"
    Still cracks me up to this day.:D


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    #75
    Leprachaun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Leprachaun


    Pighead wrote: »
    Factoid Alert:The official name for somebody who knows the meaning of mondegreen is nerdlinger.

    Anyway back on topic. When Pighead first heard the mighty Suede tune Can't Get Enough (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeLXcV6vc_Q) he thought Brett was singing " I, I can't get it up". I used to shout out to the radio "Pighead hears ya Brett, hell ya" Then everybody in the room would point and laugh.

    :eek:


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    #76
    KnifeWRENCH
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    U2 - City Of Blinding Lights apparently does NOT contain the lyrics
    "Can you see the beauty in sodomy?
    What happened to the beauty I had in sodomy?"
    EKRIUQ wrote: »
    Oh I wish I was a prawn cracker with flowers in my hair

    Real Lyric Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

    Artist Sandi Thom
    Song I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker

    SNAP! :)

    I wish it was "prawn cracker", that would have made the song so much better.
    kerash wrote: »
    I told my sister the lyrics to this song were 'you stole the sun from my arse'

    You'll never hear it in quite the same way again:)

    (especially for square igloo - who thinks the sun shines out of Nicky Wires';)....)

    :mad::mad:


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    #77
    newballsplease
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,751 ✭✭✭newballsplease


    ''Dancing queen, feel the meat on the tangarine, Dancing queen, eating chinease with Mr.Bean ooh yea...''


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    #78
    Naos
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    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    1) Im NOT a newbie
    2) I KNOW pighead always talks in the third person, I see it alot, that makes it even MORE annoying
    3) Stop licking his a*se will you, he can stick up for himself

    1) I never said you were a newb. I said it was a newbie question.
    2) Fair enough
    3) I'm not licking his arse, I have no reason too. Nor was I trying to defend his third person talking, I merely pointed out that he does it ;)

    Happy Valentines day x


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    #79
    m3llowship
    Closed Accounts Posts: 269 ✭✭m3llowship


    My sister used to think "E talking", that Soulwas song was actually "Its not you its the guitar", pronoundced geetar!!

    Shoul be its not you its the E talking


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    #80
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Slipknot.

    "Inside my shell I wait and bleed".
    "Inside Michelle I wait and bleed".
    I just couldn't look at Michelle the same.


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    #81
    silverharp
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    an obvious one

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    #82
    towel401
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    Go, go Jason Waterfalls


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    #83
    rainbowtrout
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    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    "I predict a riot"

    my friend thought it was "dogey realm,do do do dogey realm " :confused:


    a friend of mine thought it was 'I've got tourettes, i've got tourettes' :)


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    #84
    unreggd
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    Shakira - Whenever, whereever

    "And these 2 eyes are for no other, the day you leave they'll cry a river"

    what I heard...

    "I moisturise, La la la la la, like an evil, giant lizard"

    :P
    MT2 wrote: »
    I thought that new song with the chorus being 'I'm a singlette' was in fact
    'I'm a cigarette'... Just didn't get it...
    Dont ye mean Single Ladies by Beyoncé?? :P
    StephenB wrote: »
    that song "Beggin, Beggin youuuuuu" i thought he was singin "Daddy, daddy coooool" haha

    I honeslty thought it was a song about Maggie Q!!!
    maggie-q-4.jpg

    "Maggggieeeee, Maggie Qooooooooo..........." :P


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    #85
    Gaspode
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,069 ✭✭✭Gaspode


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO6wPWFMrCA


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