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Misheard song lyrics

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    The Cars - Good Times Roll

    "Let them leave you up in the air,
    Let them brush your rock and roll hair"


    Ok - I didn't mishear those lyrics. They just really are that f*cking bad. :eek:
    And to think I use to get stoned listing to that song ;)


    All in all it's just another pri.ck in the Dail..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Factoid Alert:The official name for somebody who knows the meaning of mondegreen is nerdlinger.

    Anyway back on topic. When Pighead first heard the mighty Suede tune Can't Get Enough (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeLXcV6vc_Q) he thought Brett was singing " I, I can't get it up". I used to shout out to the radio "Pighead hears ya Brett, hell ya" Then everybody in the room would point and laugh.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Pighead you let me down.....where was the comeback to my last post


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Pighead you let me down.....where was the comeback to my last post
    Your last post was a figment of Pighead's imagination. Pighead is trying to control the voices in his head and that includes trying not to respond to them when they mock and taunt him and call him smellyhead. It's going very well today so far. Apart from this post.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,524 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    "I predict a riot"

    my friend thought it was "dogey realm,do do do dogey realm " :confused:

    "The robin in the garden,

    That was me,

    I'm still here, Loving you..

    Until we meet again. "



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    '' Sweet home, Barack Obama '' .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    Pighead wrote: »
    I used to shout out to the radio

    What happened here then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,413 ✭✭✭TeletextPear


    i always thought dire straits were singing "money for nothin' and your chips for free"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Mulligan's Tyres - Mull of Kintyre


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    Green day - i went to a shrink she read back my dreams, she said the lack of sex life is bringing me down. i went to to a hoar, she said my lifes a bored blagh blagh blagh blagh (mental block) ... is bringing her down

    Bon Jovi - i want to be as close as your holy ghost is

    Im your penis as well
    I remember siging this when I was about ten at the top of my lungs


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 327 ✭✭Dlite


    Just call me angel, In the morning angel,
    Just brush your teeth before you leave me...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 113 ✭✭NibNib


    In my more stupid thus innocent days, I believe I heard this:

    Raspberry parade, the kind you find in a second hand store...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 63 ✭✭MoveOn


    Marilyn Manson, The beautiful people; when he 'sings' the line 'If you live with apes, man, it's hard to be clean' it REEEEEEEEALLY sounds like 'Your lemonade's made a part of me bleed'.

    It does to me anyhoo...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 327 ✭✭Dlite


    NibNib wrote: »
    In my more stupid thus innocent days, I believe I heard this:

    Raspberry parade, the kind you find in a second hand store...


    +1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭Phototoxin


    ZiMZuM wrote: »


    Actual lyrics are...Master!
    Apprentice!
    Heartborne, 7th Seeker
    Warrior!
    Disciple!
    In me the Wishmaster

    Elbereth
    Lorien

    A dreamy-eyed child staring into night
    On a journey to storyteller`s mind
    Whispers a wish speaks with the stars the words are silent in him
    Distant sigh from a lonely heart
    "I`ll be with you soon, my Shalafi"
    Grey Havens my destiny

    Master!...

    Silvara
    Starbreeze

    Sla-Mori the one known only by Him
    To august realms, the sorcery within
    If you hear the call of arcane lore,
    Your world shall rest on Earth no more
    A maiden elf calling with her cunning song
    "Meet me at the Inn of Last Home"
    Heartborne will find the way!

    Master!...

    Wishmaster
    Crusade for Your will
    A child, dreamfinder
    The Apprentice becoming...

    Master!...

    :pac:

    BEST ONE EVAR!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 467 ✭✭aoibhebree


    The Killers, Human

    Are we denser or are we dancer?

    I'm still not sure!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,596 ✭✭✭RubyXI


    Carly Simon- You're So Vain
    "And when you're not you're with
    Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
    Wife of a close friend, and..."

    I used to think twas "wife of a Postman"

    Girl in college with me thought "red red wine" was "great great ride"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Billy ocean - when the going gets tough sounds like in the repeat he is saying '' go and get stuffed ' '

    Paul young- '' Every time you go away ,you take a piece of meat with you ''

    Penny lane - '' penny lane is in my years and in my yies sssssss ''


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Naos


    It always freaks me out when people refer to themselves in the third person. Why pighead, why?

    We need a Pighead gathering card. Something to the effect of "Stop asking newb questions and do a search. Pighead always talks in the third person and kindly don't point out when he occassionally trips up, it's been done."

    As for this song lyrics, I have to force myself to listen to the lyrics so I pretty much always hear them correctly. If I dont really concentrate, well they just become part of the melody and it's just like another instrument to me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭ART6


    StephenB wrote: »
    I always thought Rhianna's song Disturbia was "Its Dirty Love"

    and that song "Beggin, Beggin youuuuuu" i thought he was singin "Daddy, daddy coooool" haha

    You have just destroyed a deeply loved illusion. I thought he was singing that too.
    Bambi wrote: »
    "..I'll screw the rich and fcuk the poor, make every working girl a hoor"

    sang that at a certain w-w-workers p-p-party TD when i were young :pac:

    That's the one:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5 jamel


    rose of mooncoyne heard as WHERE THE THRUSH ATE THE SPARROW AND THE TWO BALLS OF TWINE WHERE MARY LOVED MARY THE ROSE OF MOONCOYNE


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭girlbiker


    Dlite wrote: »
    Just call me angel, In the morning angel,
    Just brush your teeth before you leave me...


    :D I thought it was Just touch my feet before you leave me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭MOH


    Managed to half convince some people in a noisy pub that Oasis were singing "Don't look back you w*nker".


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Naos wrote: »
    We need a Pighead gathering card. Something to the effect of "Stop asking newb questions and do a search. Pighead always talks in the third person and kindly don't point out when he occassionally trips up, it's been done."

    As for this song lyrics, I have to force myself to listen to the lyrics so I pretty much always hear them correctly. If I dont really concentrate, well they just become part of the melody and it's just like another instrument to me.

    1) Im NOT a newbie
    2) I KNOW pighead always talks in the third person, I see it alot, that makes it even MORE annoying
    3) Stop licking his a*se will you, he can stick up for himself


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    1) Im NOT a newbie
    2) I KNOW pighead always talks in the third person, I see it alot, that makes it even MORE annoying
    3) Stop licking his a*se will you, he can stick up for himself

    Get back on topic there missus!


  • Subscribers Posts: 32,937 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Atomic Kitten:

    You can lick my hole again


  • Posts: 18,160 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I was just reading about some of the best misinterpretations of song lyrics, and there are some crackers.


    Here's one:

    The song goes "Might aswell face it, you're addicted to love"

    This lad thought it was... "Might aswell face it, you're a d*ck with a glove"



    Ever heard the lyrics wrong on a song?

    That's one of Colm and Jim Jim's parodies, that might have been where he heard it.

    Though the infamous one I remember is "the Reverend Blue Jeans" :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,291 ✭✭✭jos28


    I always thought the Stranglers were singing
    'Golden brown, texture like sun, lay me down with my machine gun'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭ZzubZzub


    Wacko wrote: »
    Remember that ¨Brim full of asha on the 45¨ song i always thought it was ¨A grill full of rashers on the 45¨...... I was always wondering why someone would be cooking on a bus.

    Up until now, I thought they were the lyrics! I am not impressed.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    I told my sister the lyrics to this song were 'you stole the sun from my arse'

    You'll never hear it in quite the same way again:)

    (especially for square igloo - who thinks the sun shines out of Nicky Wires';)....)


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