Misheard song lyrics

Latchy · 13-02-2009 03:06PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

The Cars - Good Times Roll

"Let them leave you up in the air,
Let them brush your rock and roll hair"

Ok - I didn't mishear those lyrics. They just really are that f*cking bad. :eek:

And to think I use to get stoned listing to that song

All in all it's just another pri.ck in the Dail..

Pighead · 13-02-2009 03:08PM

Factoid Alert:The official name for somebody who knows the meaning of mondegreen is nerdlinger.

Anyway back on topic. When Pighead first heard the mighty Suede tune Can't Get Enough (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeLXcV6vc_Q) he thought Brett was singing " I, I can't get it up". I used to shout out to the radio "Pighead hears ya Brett, hell ya" Then everybody in the room would point and laugh.

midlandsmissus · 13-02-2009 03:15PM

Pighead you let me down.....where was the comeback to my last post

Pighead · 13-02-2009 03:20PM

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Pighead you let me down.....where was the comeback to my last post

Your last post was a figment of Pighead's imagination. Pighead is trying to control the voices in his head and that includes trying not to respond to them when they mock and taunt him and call him smellyhead. It's going very well today so far. Apart from this post.

Sephiroth_dude · 13-02-2009 03:22PM

"I predict a riot"

my friend thought it was "dogey realm,do do do dogey realm "

Latchy · 13-02-2009 03:22PM

'' Sweet home, Barack Obama '' .

Danbo! · 13-02-2009 03:32PM

Pighead wrote: »

I used to shout out to the radio

What happened here then?

TeletextPear · 13-02-2009 03:36PM

i always thought dire straits were singing "money for nothin' and your chips for free"

Latchy · 13-02-2009 03:42PM

Mulligan's Tyres - Mull of Kintyre

LouOB · 13-02-2009 03:45PM

Green day - i went to a shrink she read back my dreams, she said the lack of sex life is bringing me down. i went to to a hoar, she said my lifes a bored blagh blagh blagh blagh (mental block) ... is bringing her down

Bon Jovi - i want to be as close as your holy ghost is

Im your penis as well
I remember siging this when I was about ten at the top of my lungs

Dlite · 13-02-2009 03:58PM

Just call me angel, In the morning angel,
Just brush your teeth before you leave me...

NibNib · 13-02-2009 04:12PM

In my more stupid thus innocent days, I believe I heard this:

Raspberry parade, the kind you find in a second hand store...

MoveOn · 13-02-2009 04:14PM

Marilyn Manson, The beautiful people; when he 'sings' the line 'If you live with apes, man, it's hard to be clean' it REEEEEEEEALLY sounds like 'Your lemonade's made a part of me bleed'.

It does to me anyhoo...

Dlite · 13-02-2009 05:13PM

NibNib wrote: »

In my more stupid thus innocent days, I believe I heard this:

Raspberry parade, the kind you find in a second hand store...

+1

Phototoxin · 13-02-2009 05:16PM

ZiMZuM wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

Actual lyrics are...Master!
Apprentice!
Heartborne, 7th Seeker
Warrior!
Disciple!
In me the Wishmaster

Elbereth
Lorien

A dreamy-eyed child staring into night
On a journey to storyteller`s mind
Whispers a wish speaks with the stars the words are silent in him
Distant sigh from a lonely heart
"I`ll be with you soon, my Shalafi"
Grey Havens my destiny

Master!...

Silvara
Starbreeze

Sla-Mori the one known only by Him
To august realms, the sorcery within
If you hear the call of arcane lore,
Your world shall rest on Earth no more
A maiden elf calling with her cunning song
"Meet me at the Inn of Last Home"
Heartborne will find the way!

Master!...

Wishmaster
Crusade for Your will
A child, dreamfinder
The Apprentice becoming...

Master!...
:pac:

BEST ONE EVAR!

aoibhebree · 13-02-2009 05:23PM

The Killers, Human

Are we denser or are we dancer?

I'm still not sure!!

RubyXI · 13-02-2009 05:25PM

Carly Simon- You're So Vain
"And when you're not you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and..."

I used to think twas "wife of a Postman"

Girl in college with me thought "red red wine" was "great great ride"

Latchy · 13-02-2009 05:26PM

Billy ocean - when the going gets tough sounds like in the repeat he is saying '' go and get stuffed ' '

Paul young- '' Every time you go away ,you take a piece of meat with you ''

Penny lane - '' penny lane is in my years and in my yies sssssss ''

Naos · 13-02-2009 05:45PM

midlandsmissus wrote: »

It always freaks me out when people refer to themselves in the third person. Why pighead, why?

We need a Pighead gathering card. Something to the effect of "Stop asking newb questions and do a search. Pighead always talks in the third person and kindly don't point out when he occassionally trips up, it's been done."

As for this song lyrics, I have to force myself to listen to the lyrics so I pretty much always hear them correctly. If I dont really concentrate, well they just become part of the melody and it's just like another instrument to me.

ART6 · 13-02-2009 05:51PM

StephenB wrote: »

I always thought Rhianna's song Disturbia was "Its Dirty Love"

and that song "Beggin, Beggin youuuuuu" i thought he was singin "Daddy, daddy coooool" haha

You have just destroyed a deeply loved illusion. I thought he was singing that too.

Bambi wrote: »

"..I'll screw the rich and fcuk the poor, make every working girl a hoor"

sang that at a certain w-w-workers p-p-party TD when i were young :pac:

That's the one:D

jamel · 13-02-2009 06:03PM

rose of mooncoyne heard as WHERE THE THRUSH ATE THE SPARROW AND THE TWO BALLS OF TWINE WHERE MARY LOVED MARY THE ROSE OF MOONCOYNE

girlbiker · 13-02-2009 06:12PM

Dlite wrote: »

Just call me angel, In the morning angel,
Just brush your teeth before you leave me...

I thought it was Just touch my feet before you leave me!

MOH · 13-02-2009 06:15PM

Managed to half convince some people in a noisy pub that Oasis were singing "Don't look back you w*nker".

midlandsmissus · 13-02-2009 06:52PM

Naos wrote: »

We need a Pighead gathering card. Something to the effect of "Stop asking newb questions and do a search. Pighead always talks in the third person and kindly don't point out when he occassionally trips up, it's been done."

As for this song lyrics, I have to force myself to listen to the lyrics so I pretty much always hear them correctly. If I dont really concentrate, well they just become part of the melody and it's just like another instrument to me.

1) Im NOT a newbie
2) I KNOW pighead always talks in the third person, I see it alot, that makes it even MORE annoying
3) Stop licking his a*se will you, he can stick up for himself

dr.bollocko · 13-02-2009 07:30PM

midlandsmissus wrote: »

1) Im NOT a newbie
2) I KNOW pighead always talks in the third person, I see it alot, that makes it even MORE annoying
3) Stop licking his a*se will you, he can stick up for himself

Get back on topic there missus!

5starpool · 13-02-2009 07:35PM

Atomic Kitten:

You can lick my hole again

13-02-2009 07:51PM

midlandsmissus wrote: »

I was just reading about some of the best misinterpretations of song lyrics, and there are some crackers.

Here's one:

The song goes "Might aswell face it, you're addicted to love"

This lad thought it was... "Might aswell face it, you're a d*ck with a glove"

Ever heard the lyrics wrong on a song?

That's one of Colm and Jim Jim's parodies, that might have been where he heard it.

Though the infamous one I remember is "the Reverend Blue Jeans"

jos28 · 13-02-2009 07:58PM

I always thought the Stranglers were singing
'Golden brown, texture like sun, lay me down with my machine gun'

ZzubZzub · 13-02-2009 08:22PM

Wacko wrote: »

Remember that ¨Brim full of asha on the 45¨ song i always thought it was ¨A grill full of rashers on the 45¨...... I was always wondering why someone would be cooking on a bus.

Up until now, I thought they were the lyrics! I am not impressed.

kerash · 13-02-2009 08:26PM

I told my sister the lyrics to this song were 'you stole the sun from my arse'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EikksYFOd_8

You'll never hear it in quite the same way again:)

(especially for square igloo - who thinks the sun shines out of Nicky Wires';)....)

Misheard song lyrics

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