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Spouses that used to be friendly but aren't once married

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  • #32
    ntlbell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,287 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Women don't like their husband's friends, or even the husband after they've had a child.

    After that trauma, they're only happy when they're amongst their traumatised baby-producing pals talking about scars, sh1t, vomit, piss and their evil bastard husbands.

    don't forget back stabbing all their non baby producing EX mates! ;)


  • #33
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    ntlbell wrote: »
    don't forget back stabbing all their non baby producing EX mates! ;)

    Definitely an exclusive club.:)


  • #34
    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Women don't like their husband's friends, or even the husband after they've had a child.

    After that trauma, they're only happy when they're amongst their traumatised baby-producing pals talking about scars, sh1t, vomit, piss and their evil bastard husbands.

    I already talk about 4 out of 5 of those with my mates at the end of a weekend. If the lads can brag about the madness of the night before, surely the women can show them some friendly banter.


  • #35
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Maybe OP if you stopped wiping your snot on their curtains, stopped farting on their furniture and stopped bringing over copies of Barely Legal when you visit for Sunday dinner she'd give you a more friendly face when you show up half-drunk, unwashed and escorted by Gardai.

    Just a thought.


  • #36
    Lu Tze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,533 ✭✭✭Lu Tze


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Maybe OP if you stopped wiping your snot on their curtains, stopped farting on their furniture and stopped bringing over copies of Barely Legal when you visit for Sunday dinner she'd give you a more friendly face when you show up half-drunk, unwashed and escorted by Gardai.

    Just a thought.

    Reminds me of a certain Black Books episode... :cool:


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  • #37
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Wagon wrote: »
    I already talk about 4 out of 5 of those with my mates at the end of a weekend. If the lads can brag about the madness of the night before, surely the women can show them some friendly banter.

    You're not allowed to have any friends, and the only friendly banter you'll get is when your services are required by the Mrs when her body-clock tells her that it's time to get knocked up again. After you've done your bit for the human race, you're shoved away right at the back of the queue again. :(


  • #38
    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    You're not allowed to have any friends, and the only friendly banter you'll get is when your services are required by the Mrs when her body-clock tells her that it's time to get knocked up again. After you've done your bit for the human race, you're shoved away right at the back of the queue again. :(

    I now know what I'll do in life. My girlfriend.


  • #39
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Women don't like their husband's friends, or even the husband after they've had a child.

    After that trauma, they're only happy when they're amongst their traumatised baby-producing pals talking about scars, sh1t, vomit, piss and their evil bastard husbands.
    It could be worse though
    Could be the ones listening to them giving out to their baby-producing pals about scars, sh1t, vomit, piss and their evil bastard husbands.
    If you didnt want all that blame Eve. Stupid b!tch ate the apple 1st.
    IF IT WASNT FOR HER WE'D ALL BE NEKKID!!!:pac:


  • #40
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Wagon wrote: »
    Marraige is a miserable lie to me. If you love someone and want to spend your life with them, you don't need to get married! You're doing that anyway!

    True, I rather not get married, but it comes with a lot of benifits. If me and my girlfriend were to get married (we more than likely will) it will be for this, also to make some of our backward family members happy :) Kids out of wedlock? We would burn in hell... :P

    Anyway, I can think of worse things, like aids... Aids is bad... very bad.


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